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Farmer-Rick

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17. Disappears and never comes back

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Oct 6, 2025, 10:52 AM

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He is going to take one of his twice monthly disappearances for medical reasons and then he'll never come back. All his minions will pretend he's alive until Melania starts giving his speeches.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Monday OP

Sadly, not yet, but there is time for karma to make the world's wish come true SheltieLover Monday #1

Sadly no! surfered Monday #2

"Hey Bub... I've got something to tell you and you're not gonna like it!" hlthe2b Monday #3

Would you like fries with that, thing? twodogsbarking Monday #7

And several buckets of kfc, dripping with grease SheltieLover Monday #9

We are waiting for trump to make America great again LetMyPeopleVote Monday #4

No but malaise Monday #5

Truly. surfered Monday #10

Chewed to pieces by a herd of rabbits. Good bunnies. twodogsbarking Monday #6

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #8

Should be plenty cold by now. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Monday #11

Ridiculously cold! SheltieLover Monday #13

Keep it on ice, until slobby is. SheltieLover Monday #12

Swap with malaise Monday #14

Somebody please pop his effin' cork. 2MuchNoise Monday #15

Sooner rather than later Blue Full Moon Monday #16

Disappears and never comes back Farmer-Rick Monday #17

Nope Gimpyknee Monday #18

Memo to the Grim Reaper: REAP, damn you, REAP!!! Blue Owl Monday #19

NO ! ded burn it. :( AllaN01Bear Monday #20

Succumbed to Mad Cow Disease Wicked Blue Monday #21

THe bad news, not yet, the good news we are a day closer. republianmushroom Monday #22