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MarineCombatEngineer

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7. If I were the target of an FBI "interview" and they showed up at my door, my first question would be:

Reply to cbabe (Original post)

Thu Oct 23, 2025, 07:51 PM

Oct 23

"Do you have a warrant to be on my property"?
When they answer no, my next statement would be to get the fuck off of my property and I'll be happy to speak to you as soon as my lawyer arrives, otherwise, fuck off.

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'Chilling': FBI shocks with visits to homes of innocent protesters under Trump's orders [View all] cbabe Oct 23 OP

1: ask for a JUDICIAL WARRANT ret5hd Oct 23 #1

Simple rule: You are under no obligation to give these people so much as the time of day. flashman13 Oct 23 #21

His first mistake was even talking to them without Klarkashton Oct 23 #2

Five words. Say it through your camera: GET OFF MY FUCKING STOOP. Hassin Bin Sober Oct 23 #3

Two phrases to always remember... pecosbob Oct 23 #4

very true, but... ret5hd Oct 23 #5

"It's DISGUST at the Russian mole tearing down the White House" struggle4progress Oct 23 #6

If I were the target of an FBI "interview" and they showed up at my door, my first question would be: MarineCombatEngineer Oct 23 #7

There are only two sentences that need ever be spoken to a cop* JoseBalow Oct 23 #8

Also, do not let them in.... reACTIONary Oct 23 #11

Good point about stepping outside. JoseBalow Oct 23 #13

BAD ADVICE orangecrush Oct 23 #18

Not opening the door at all sounds best..... reACTIONary Oct 23 #23

Don't even step out, MarineCombatEngineer Oct 24 #24

And remember... 2naSalit Oct 23 #16

How does "fuck off and get out of my house" sound? CanonRay Oct 23 #9

Stasi and KGB IronLionZion Oct 23 #10

if they show up azureblue Oct 23 #12

That's exactly the way to do it. MarineCombatEngineer Oct 24 #25

I never answer the door to anyone. Usually I don't even hear it, Jack Valentino Oct 23 #14

I want to know about the shadowy entity behind the Epstein Ballroom! n/t aggiesal Oct 23 #15

Exactly! yellow dahlia Oct 23 #19

No warrant no open door no talkee orangecrush Oct 23 #17

Once again, Bayard Oct 23 #20

I'm even further back than that Keepthesoulalive Oct 23 #22

Come on, two guys only identifying themselves as "James" and "Keith" aren't real FBI agents. sop Oct 24 #26

This visit was so sad and stupid LetMyPeopleVote Oct 24 #27

This is f*cked up on so many levels crud Oct 24 #28