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BaronChocula

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17. "Introducing Campbell's 'Elegance Selection'"

Reply to SamuelTheThird (Reply #10)

Mon Nov 24, 2025, 06:14 PM

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Cream of Caviarn't
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Vietnamese Faux

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Campbell's Soup VP Hot Mic "no soup for you" [View all] angrychair Monday OP

There is an old expression about high-ranking members of an organization who are in jeopardy of being fired. John1956PA Monday #1

Information Security Officer Ponietz Monday #2

He's not wrong about their product... progressoid Monday #3

Interesting That They Taste Like Aluminum ProfessorGAC Monday #4

Yeah, progressoid Monday #7

Aluminum probably doesn't taste like it used to. ... JustABozoOnThisBus Monday #13

Cold water orangecrush Monday #14

Zing! BaronChocula Monday #16

Cream soups take about the same amount of time to make as heating a can of crap. Trueblue Texan Monday #8

Saut an onion, open a box of organic low sodium stock, I usually use chicken, but beef or veg would do. Throw in your diane in sf Monday #28

Just like nobody with a brain in trump's regime will listen to rfkjr for health advice, erronis Monday #5

Well fuck John Coktosten Monday #6

It's the sodium that makes it taste good. Demobrat Monday #12

Their condensed chicken noodle is the best canned available IMO. Disaffected Monday #19

Here's a review of canned soups if you want to check out alternatives IronLionZion Monday #22

bioengineered meat? surrealAmerican Monday #9

I think he misspoke. It seems like the Chicken McNugget kind of meat... hunter Monday #31

Cue Campbell's commercials with Tuxedos in them SamuelTheThird Monday #10

"Introducing Campbell's 'Elegance Selection'" BaronChocula Monday #17

Love these soup names! calimary Monday #18

Thx Calimary BaronChocula Monday #30

This is brilliant. nt mr715 21 hrs ago #38

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My uncle used to deliver farm fresh tomatoes yellowcanine Monday #11

I hope Mr. Garza wins his lawsuit and/or gets a healthy settlement amount from a jury trial, if it goes to trial. red dog 1 Monday #15

Most rich corporate types look down on the "underlings". rubbersole Monday #23

Print out the statement BidenRocks Monday #20

Just in time for winter soup season IronLionZion Monday #21

Edibles are no excuse...nt Figarosmom 23 hrs ago #35

It could be an excuse to fire him nt IronLionZion 23 hrs ago #36

An unorthodox sales approach. Mm, mm good. Sneederbunk Monday #24

The main Campbell heir revoked his citizenship IbogaProject Monday #25

Sounds like Bally Boo1 Monday #26

I personally like the Progresso savory Beef Barley Vegetable better than any of the Campbell's soups. Enter stage left Monday #27

Makes you wonder if they are doing the Tree Lady Monday #33

Campbell's stock should be taking a nose dive KS Toronado Monday #29

i gave up campbell's years ago. i make way better soup. progresso smells bad. pansypoo53219 Monday #32

I make my own soup Figarosmom 23 hrs ago #34

Ditto - I make chicken broth every two weeks malaise 21 hrs ago #41

But but buhhh but butt Grokenstein 22 hrs ago #37

Martin Bally: dalton99a 21 hrs ago #39

Ummm Ummmmm not good 😀 malaise 21 hrs ago #40