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markiv

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5. I left a perfect polly in a cage in my car in a parking lot on a hot day

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 04:09 PM

Jul 2013

and when i came back, police and fire were bashing out my windows, one of the cops yelled 'is this your car?' and when i say yes, 3 cops jumped on me and threw me into handcuffs while the crowd yelled 'parakeet abuser parakeet abuser' as i was slammed into the back of a police car, knocking my head on the roof as they did it. wish i'd spent 5 bucks more for the polly that bites strangers

ok, i'm lying

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OK...that's it. The nadir: "Perfect Polly" seen as an ad on Fareed Zakaria [View all] PCIntern Jul 2013 OP

The price is right @ $12 flamingdem Jul 2013 #1

It does bring Philip K. Dick to mind, doesn't it? n/t LadyHawkAZ Jul 2013 #2

Right. The only thing it is lacking PCIntern Jul 2013 #3

Eh. It's Tamagotchi mixed with Big Mouth Billy Bass. Harmless, mindless entertainment . . . Journeyman Jul 2013 #4

I left a perfect polly in a cage in my car in a parking lot on a hot day markiv Jul 2013 #5

i got into 'Hello Kitty' as an alternative to getting a real cat markiv Jul 2013 #6

ya had me going... PCIntern Jul 2013 #7

We've had toys for a very long time.................. WinkyDink Jul 2013 #8

This was supposed to be a joke... PCIntern Jul 2013 #10

I'll do you one better: I just saw an ad for a dating service for Fawke Em Jul 2013 #9

WACs or WAVES anyone? PCIntern Jul 2013 #11