Zero squared divided by minus-impossible-one. PLease come CAPTION Ted Nugent!!!!!!

[skip fox]

6. CAPTIONing at DU is always creative,

of course, so this human prosthetic wasn't exactly that wrong, but such screwy ideas (like researching the matter using a 1959 novel by a man who died a year before Obama was even a state senator) are at the root of such screwball conspiracy theorists' thinking. And if Ted's can be called thinking, its root similarly suck up such fecal sludge.