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5. Obviously the ark was a TARDIS and Noah a secret Time Lord......

Tue Aug 6, 2013, 06:29 PM

Aug 2013

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Creationist radio ad: "Dinosaurs were on the Ark!" [View all] Archae Aug 2013 OP

I guess they must have gassed the ark up with this.... NRaleighLiberal Aug 2013 #1

That must have been one big ass Ark Cali_Democrat Aug 2013 #2

And did he really have to bring the ticks? Really? Scuba Aug 2013 #4

And the mosquitoes? I'm with you. eom BlueMTexpat Aug 2013 #11

Not to mention all manner of animals not native to the ME theHandpuppet Aug 2013 #14

A *minimum* of two specimens. nyquil_man Aug 2013 #17

You missed part... jmowreader Aug 2013 #29

ya PowerToThePeople Aug 2013 #3

Obviously the ark was a TARDIS and Noah a secret Time Lord...... on point Aug 2013 #5

I think that's Bill Hicks that you're quoting FiveGoodMen Aug 2013 #10

Containing, I hope, one of God's best lines, as spoken to Noah: Buns_of_Fire Aug 2013 #27

"All right. Me an' you, Lord, cause I knew all along..." FiveGoodMen Aug 2013 #31

Hell, Moses wrote about his own death. nyquil_man Aug 2013 #18

And Klingons were on the Enterprise. MindPilot Aug 2013 #7

They took Dino eggs. JoePhilly Aug 2013 #8

He has obviously jumped the ark! Fuddnik Aug 2013 #9

Didn't happen without photos C_U_L8R Aug 2013 #12

LOL Cali_Democrat Aug 2013 #15

Recently I saw a show on the DISCOVERY CHANNEL about mermaids. zappaman Aug 2013 #13

Yes. He called them 'birds', as we do. Maeve Aug 2013 #16

"What ELSE does the Bible say about dinosaurs?" nyquil_man Aug 2013 #21

A brontosaurus would have crushed the ark. muntrv Aug 2013 #22

Not it you used really strong wood. zappaman Aug 2013 #23

The Bible says gopher wood jmowreader Aug 2013 #30

No such thing as a brontosaurus. Archae Aug 2013 #24

Loading that Ark was an logistical nightmare Brother Buzz Aug 2013 #25