Anonymous Southern White Woman: ‘Y’all Bitches Need to Get the F*ck Back to Work!’

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Anonymous Southern White Woman: ‘Y’all Bitches Need to Get the F*ck Back to Work!’
Anonymous | October 2, 2013 | 0 Comments


I am sick and tired of this motherfucking Congress on this motherfucking plane!

Listen up, you Tea Party asshats. You say that you love the Constitution and the freedom and God-given liberty that our forefathers heretofore sacrificed and toiled against tyranny and slavery so the right of limited government could flourish in the bosom of one man and one woman joined together by God because America.

Dish out all the fucking freedom word soup you want, jackbones. Your Honey Boo Boo constituency loves it and probably washes it down with a super-sized Mountain Dew and bag of pork rinds. But decrying the Affordable Care Act as unconstitutional is pretty fucking rich. You know that the bill was passed and signed into law, right? And then it was upheld by the Supreme Court, right? All three branches of government signed and approved that shit. It’s called civics. You might want to ask your 5th grader how that works.

Then there was that really douchey automaton that ran for president on the promise that he would repeal the Affordable Care Act (even though it was modeled on the very system he signed into law a few years earlier). He lost. Spectacularly. Meanwhile, the House has continued to vote to repeal the Affordable Care Act 42 times now, to no avail. Do they get hand jobs for every “NAY” vote on Obamacare or something? Because if so. I think they need to upgrade that to include some ball jiggling to pass some fucking funding bills. Get on that, Harry Reid.

The Republican congressmen have failed at every legal maneuver they could muster to stymie this law.They have convinced themselves, and their slack-jawed supporters that they are doing God’s work in defeating the evil tyrant Obama who “crammed this law down our throats”. Sure, I guess, if that’s what voted on and upheld by a majority of the legislative and judicial branches mean to you. What else is a posse of freedom fighters supposed to do, then? Get wasted and shut that motherfucker down! Yeah, I can just see marble-mouthed Mitch McConnell doing body shots off Ted Cruz’s bare chest. Jesus, can you imagine what a drunk Mitch McConnell must sound like?. “Yeeeehawwmm, we’re gunnaph show’em nawwwfff!’

So while these self-entitled crotch clowns equate themselves with Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, 800,000 government workers are furloughed without pay, taxpayers are locked out of public parks and museums, oh and 9 million poor women and their children in the Women Infant and Children Program will lose nutritional assistance. Drink up, assholes! They don’t even have the fucking decency to hide their glee in shutting down the government. Michele Bachmann described the Republican lawmakers as “very excited,” even. “It’s exactly what we wanted, and we got it.” Then, she goes on to to liken the President to a crack dealer. Beautiful. This from the woman who clearly doesn’t live in a fact-based world. I’m pretty sure that she gets her news briefings from email forwards. Incidentally, she is still waiting on that $1,000 check from Bill Gates for sharing that photo on Facebook. Bless her heart.

But then, the GOP has never been known to care about poor people, have they? They have, however, claimed to care about the economy, and the deficit, my God, the deficit! Well, every day that the government is closed down costs around $300 million. That’s $1.6 trillion if it lasts a week, which seems more than likely, given the current climate of douchebaggery. Who knows what this will do the slowly recovering economy? The Republican leaders know exactly what it will do, and they are hoping to pin this sabotaged economy on Obama.

And you know what? Those mouthbreathers driving around in their trucks emblazoned with Confederate flags and their Obama=Osama bumper stickers will fall for it, hook, line and sinker because it fits into their ignorant racist worldview, where minorities are trying to pull one over the hardworking white Christian hero. To them, Ted Cruz, Louie Gohmert, and their ilk are the brave patriots on United Flight 93 trying to save America from Muslim extremists. That’s right. They are going to crash the motherfucking plane to keep the black man from giving us affordable healthcare.

‘Murica, y’all!