Team Obama mocks Romney ‘death march’

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2. Oh, it's not THAT bad.

All Romney and the GOP has to do to avoid near-total destruction is:

* Win back all the people who lost jobs from the Republican crash;

* Win back all the people who got jobs after the Republican crash, without Republican help;

* Win back all the people who got a raise for the first time in eight years when the minimum wage was raised by the Democrats;

* Win back all the people who lost their homes;

* Win back all the people who lost their pensions;

* Win back all the people who had their tax cut extensions held hostage by the GOP;

* Win back all the people who want those extensions further extended;

* Win back all the people who lost family members and friends in our various spurious wars;

* Win back all the people who were harmed by 9/11, who waited for bin Laden to be hunted down for seven years under George Bush;

* Win back all American women.

Mitt Romney is going to be just fine if he can just get all of the people the Republican Party has directly and personally harmed over the past eleven years to die or otherwise not vote.

But if he can't, he's on his way to one of the more resounding defeats in American election history.