Team Obama mocks Romney ‘death march’

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3. I'm surprised Santorum hasn't played the Mormon card

especially since the process is now shifting to the highly Christian Evangelical south. Personally speaking, the only thing I like about Romney is the fact he doesn't mention God every two seconds, unlike Santorum. But the reason Romney doesn't dwell on religion may be because he doesn't want wingnuts to know that as a Mormon he believes in the God Elohim who lives on the planet Kolob, who visited Earth 2,000 years ago and had sex with and impregnated the Virgin Mary, and that Jesus is the son of an alien from outer space. I think this is Santorum's ace in the hole and it could potentially throw Romney's inevitability train right off the tracks. I'm just curious as to why Sans-scrotum isn't using this.