Police Investigating Horrific Screams In Maine Find Happy Pig

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6. Having some past experience observing porcine sexytimes, domestic violence was not unlikely

Piggy sexual encounters often have to be monitored, if not outright assisted (*shudder*) to avoid the potential for hurt feelings (or hurt other things) when the bacon is being made, as it were. Boars are not good at sex. It can be like watching someone repeatedly flicking a foot long gummy worm at the open end of a soda bottle. Blindfolded. They are also pretty terrible at dealing with frustration And they are completely incapable of taking personal responsibility for failure. Things can and do go horribly wrong sometimes. Kind of like humans. Like horrible, vicious, awful, sharp-toothed humans.