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Tommy_Carcetti

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21. Well, they're no Chuggo.....
Thu Feb 27, 2014, 09:40 AM
Feb 2014
http://buffalobean.wordpress.com/2009/03/28/buffalo-tea-party-mad-as-hell/

Rock band, Rapper delight dozens at the Buffalo Tea Party
By Erica Allen
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Lockport Union-Sun & Journal

BUFFALO —It was an afternoon full of teabags, tax anger and tunes at Club W yesterday in downtown Buffalo. Grunge metal newcomers Il Eagles and Canadian-born hip-hop sensation Chuggo dazzled a larger than expect crowd of approximately 75 tax protesters who gathered at the bar to vent their frustration at President Barack Obama’s tax policies.

Participants in what was dubbed the “Buffalo Tea Party” demonstrated genuine enthusiasm for the event, and the late announced musical accompaniment of Il Eagles and Chuggo only helped to add a sense of excitement for those who came.

“Club W serves the best chicken strip appetizers in town,” said Tony Marceski, 58, of Hamburg. “I don’t know if it is the cornflake breading on it, but once I heard this tea party was going to be held at Club W, I knew I had to be here.”

First on stage was the rock band, Il Eagles, a Missouri based act who the St. Louis Riverfront Times once described as having a “bluesy-funk sound” and heralded as “possibly being the next Oasis.” Mustachioed Il Eagles lead singer Tom Moran came fully dressed for the part, sporting an American flag bandana, sunglasses and a tee-shirt of his hometown baseball team, the St. Louis Cardinals.

Moran and his bandmates wasted no time in jumping into their eight minute jam titled, “Radio Lady and the Tamale Children,” which Moran described as being an allegorical tale of a small business forced to shutter its doors after being hit with crippling unemployment compensation taxes. After striking his last chord of the song, Moran directed his anger at the 44th President. “Since when do taxes solve any of our problems, President Obama? Get a brain!” Moran shouted as the audience cheered.

After Il Eagles cleared the stage, the much publicized rapper Chuggo, a native of Toronto, took over the proceedings. Flanked by six City of Buffalo police officers (assigned by the city upon the tea party organizers’ request to control the crowd of nearly 100 anti-tax protesters), the bald-headed Chuggo appeared with his trademark golden skull staff and immediately launched into a monologue decrying wasteful government spending.

Chuggo then treated the audience to his never-before heard single, “Kudzu”, much to the crowd’s amazement. Upon finishing the song, Chuggo stopped for a moment and took the time to address the topic of the day.

“The American taxpayers are like a duck that has been duct-taped to the wall by the U.S. government,” Chuggo said in an uncharacteristically hushed tone. “Well, I’m here to say that we as a people are not going to stand by the sticky restraints of high taxes. President Obama, free the duck!” Clearly, Chuggo’s statement riled up the passions of the audience, as chants of “Free the duck!” soon enveloped the entire club.

Still, despite the plethora of musical talent patrons of Club W were treated to that afternoon, those in attendance were not forgetful of the true reason for the gathering. “I cannot think of one single thing that my hard earned tax money does to help me or my family,” said Deborah Boyle, 39 of Tonawanda. Boyle said when she learned about the tea party, she immediately rushed over to pick up her daughter Susan, who was participating in a science fair at Tonawanda High School, where she is a student.

“I would have been here sooner but for having to pull over for that fire engine on Interstate 290,” Boyle said. “It’s important for both me and my daughter to speak out against being forced to pay taxes when we are getting absolutely nothing in return.” Boyle and her daughter were unable to attend the march to Niagara Square, as she had to go visit her father in the VA nursing home in Batavia.

Those who did stay for the march, however, were joined by Chuggo himself. Chuggo, wearing a suit and a tie but carrying the golden skull staff by which his fans have come to know him, was reflective on the day’s proceedings. “The fact is,” Chuggo said, “You pay your taxes, and what do you get? Nothing but an empty wallet.” The 5-foot-1, 37 year old self-described “populist rapper” became somewhat choked up with emotion as he continued.

“You see, the people are it. That’s how I feel.”, Chuggo said, Chuggo shook his head in disgust as he boarded the Buffalo Metro Rail to take him back to his hotel, and then on to his next cause celebre. “Why is this country forcing its own people to pay taxes only to see that money go to projects that don’t do anything for the common man?”

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meh…reagan was a king sized asshole.. Tikki Feb 2014 #1
Frank Zappa - When The Lie's So Big Initech Feb 2014 #12
So many dupes got royally fooled deutsey Feb 2014 #2
Bill Maher had an awesome new rule a while back: Initech Feb 2014 #11
Fuck Reagan deutsey Feb 2014 #14
I figured they had to be righties get the red out Feb 2014 #3
It is proper to say these right wing facsists are proud Dawson Leery Feb 2014 #4
Reagan had an excuse: Alzheimers. GeorgeGist Feb 2014 #5
That was awful on so many levels sharp_stick Feb 2014 #6
They really suck! guess Rs buy up their music by 1,000s to pay them like they buy-up crappy R books. Sunlei Feb 2014 #7
Here is a review of their horrid album. Dawson Leery Feb 2014 #8
Ouch!!! Initech Feb 2014 #13
No surprise that they were created by a suit, rather than fighting their way up from the bottom. arcane1 Feb 2014 #34
Ouch! Are they deliberately out of tune and off pitch? My ears are bleeding, and I Zorra Feb 2014 #9
Almost as bad as this "punk" version - The Right Brothers mikeysnot Feb 2014 #10
Oh I've heard of this band. Rolling Stone did a story a while back... Initech Feb 2014 #16
"hollywood doesn't get us..." mikeysnot Feb 2014 #19
so looks like they found a good customer base and are set to make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ dembotoz Feb 2014 #15
Horrible fucking band. The only thing that could make them worse... GReedDiamond Feb 2014 #17
For anyone who needs a good musical cleansing and their eardrums blown out... Gravitycollapse Feb 2014 #18
Niche. Iggo Feb 2014 #20
Well, they're no Chuggo..... Tommy_Carcetti Feb 2014 #21
Tommy, I have some very bad news for you jmowreader Feb 2014 #27
I think a Strange One had something to do with that. Tommy_Carcetti Feb 2014 #29
awesome... Blue_Tires Feb 2014 #35
''In the Days that Reagan Ruled'' Octafish Feb 2014 #22
This is the most depressing thing I've ever seen. Chorophyll Feb 2014 #23
Any band who insists on calling itself "America's most patriotic rock band".... Tommy_Carcetti Feb 2014 #24
The lyrics to "Right To Bear" are music set to every horrible paranoid NRA conspiracy theory. Initech Feb 2014 #25
I'm surprised they didn't call it "George Zimmerman" nt Tommy_Carcetti Feb 2014 #26
Further demonstrating that conservatives are talentless hacks. arcane1 Feb 2014 #28
"Cause even jelly beans were cool"... WTF does that mean? Initech Feb 2014 #33
I vaguely remember hearing about them some years ago Warpy Feb 2014 #30
Man, that's a long slide downhill from Wagner Tom Ripley Feb 2014 #31
And you tell me they were worse at the Daytona 500............ wandy Feb 2014 #32
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