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(17,111 posts) Thu Dec 18, 2014, 04:13 PM Dec 2014

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A Heisenberg joke(the physicist) [View all]

@MDaware: Heisenberg gets pulled over

cop: you know i got you going 83

Heisenberg: great, now I'm lost!

Ha!

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A Heisenberg joke(the physicist) [View all] Are_grits_groceries Dec 2014 OP

I chortled. nt Nuclear Unicorn Dec 2014 #1

Thank you! GoneOffShore Dec 2014 #2

Nice. Warren DeMontague Dec 2014 #3

I heard it: Kelvin Mace Dec 2014 #4

Fractal joke: Nye Bevan Dec 2014 #5

Another Ha! nt Are_grits_groceries Dec 2014 #6

very good! I guess I should reiterate....(ad infinitum?) Bill USA Dec 2014 #8

Yes! Nye Bevan Dec 2014 #17

Wow!! ...Mind Blowing!!! Bill USA Dec 2014 #22

what you should never say to Benoit Mandelbrot, when he was alive: "Can you elaborate on that?" Bill USA Dec 2014 #23

Good one! nt MannyGoldstein Dec 2014 #7

teehee Solly Mack Dec 2014 #9

I admit it; I had to look it up;also, Heisenberg & Schrodinger get pulled over. Divernan Dec 2014 #10

That deserves a Pinkie Pie Rimshot. hifiguy Dec 2014 #12

I'll be here all week; remember to tip your servers! Divernan Dec 2014 #13

If Heisenberg and Schrodinger were traveling together that would be a hoot. Great joke. yellowcanine Dec 2014 #28

Lol I love that joke TxDemChem Dec 2014 #11

Philosopher joke: pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #14

Too much physics killed this joke for me, alas. Donald Ian Rankin Dec 2014 #15

"Do you know how fast you're going?" pokerfan Dec 2014 #16

That's just inserting Yogi Berra, needlessly, into this. nt msanthrope Dec 2014 #18

'Do you know how fast you were going? " pokerfan Dec 2014 #19

And the Zen cop sez-- eridani Dec 2014 #20

Good joke - I tried it on the kids bhikkhu Dec 2014 #21

or ... Heisenberg: "Yes, but in what direction, officer?" Bill USA Dec 2014 #24

Oh the physicist, I thought you meant the brand of hot dogs. Rex Dec 2014 #25

Are you certain this is a joke? n/t PoliticAverse Dec 2014 #26

you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. unblock Dec 2014 #27

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