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Xithras

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8. The funny part....
Thu Apr 30, 2015, 06:21 PM
Apr 2015

...was that I just invented a random number off the top of my head that didn't even have the correct number of digits. The guy didn't catch on.

I was on the phone with him for nearly five minutes while we "waited" for the file he emailed to arrive (gave him a bogus address, obviously). He actually warned me about a lot of other dangers while we waited, including the possibility that my computer was being used as a VPN relay by terrorists. He helpfully explained how, under American law, I could be charged with a crime and imprisoned for life without a trial if the government found out that my computer was being used to help terrorists. He wasn't sure that it was being used by them, but thought we should check just to be safe.

In the end, I informed him that I work in cybersecurity, and thanked him for staying on the phone with me while we traced the call. The line was dead before I'd even finished the sentence.

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K&R livetohike Apr 2015 #1
I had an hour to kill one day... Roy Rolling Apr 2015 #23
LOL. Good one! livetohike Apr 2015 #24
Slight correction to your statement . . . MrModerate Apr 2015 #2
But, but, but...they detected MALWARE coming from my IP address! Xithras Apr 2015 #3
I believe it, the scoundrels steve2470 Apr 2015 #4
The funny part.... Xithras Apr 2015 #8
funny ending love it! nt steve2470 Apr 2015 #9
And it was only a half-fib. Xithras Apr 2015 #16
i love it barbtries Apr 2015 #18
Yeah, but if it's Microsoft in Ethoiopia and they're offering you millions... joeybee12 Apr 2015 #5
When they called me, padfun Apr 2015 #6
I say: that's really strange because I don't have a computer. Purrfessor Apr 2015 #7
I had one guy tell my phone lines were infected. Hassin Bin Sober Apr 2015 #25
That's funny as hell but in a way he was right... Purrfessor Apr 2015 #28
i wish they would---since the last windows update my computer has been awful dembotoz Apr 2015 #10
I wish they would call me (the legit MS people) about the damn taskbar problem in Win10 lol steve2470 Apr 2015 #11
I just said I have a Mac safeinOhio Apr 2015 #12
Not a prob.... Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2015 #13
Hey, Thanks for reminding me to run a scan! icymist Apr 2015 #14
Yeah, I am wise to those scammers from Microsoft. RebelOne Apr 2015 #15
I see your collection of cats has grown. Hutzpa Apr 2015 #17
thanks, I'll have to add another basket one day :) nt steve2470 Apr 2015 #19
What do you know about IYogi? salin Apr 2015 #20
fwiw.... steve2470 Apr 2015 #22
helpful salin Apr 2015 #26
I just give them my "uname -a" and see if they can help me with my microsoft virus. n/t PowerToThePeople Apr 2015 #21
They tried that with me Aerows Apr 2015 #27
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