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Buns_of_Fire

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13. There are 14. But if you do the first 13, you won't have any flaws!

Sat May 9, 2015, 07:54 PM

May 2015

I would replace the last one with "Take a shower at least once every other month."

It reminded me a little of the "Goofus and Gallant" comic strip in My Weekly Reader back in grade school. You know, the one where Gallant would always help the little old lady cross the street, but Goofus would always trip her and steal her groceries? Just for contrast, I'd like to hear Goofus' point of view on this.

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Here's How To Be Exceptionally Likable [View all] kentauros May 2015 OP

I was all in until Sedona May 2015 #1

Maybe that's the "twisted DU punchline" kentauros May 2015 #3

That one should be completely rephrased. silverweb May 2015 #10

As opposed to having them come to tied up in the trunk of your car? Spitfire of ATJ May 2015 #17

Exactly! silverweb May 2015 #24

eye of the hurricane I see :) steve2470 May 2015 #2

Well, it's Saturday. kentauros May 2015 #4

well, that was my sugar overload for the day. niyad May 2015 #5

Happy to be of service! kentauros May 2015 #6

Well, all of those work, if being likable is an important goal. MineralMan May 2015 #7

adress everyone you don't know as olddots May 2015 #8

Don't fart in the elevator. JEB May 2015 #9

Let's practice shall we... luvspeas May 2015 #11

Flame bait! rug May 2015 #12

At least it's not click-bait! kentauros May 2015 #21

There are 14. But if you do the first 13, you won't have any flaws! Buns_of_Fire May 2015 #13

I like all those ideas in general. Sienna86 May 2015 #14

I am that person Freelancer May 2015 #15

Yeah, but what happened to the sex? rug May 2015 #23

what does the phrase "cantaloupe heated in a microwave" suggest to you? MisterP May 2015 #26

trumad. rug May 2015 #27

oh, I'm telling on that one MisterP May 2015 #32

What? That wasn't a psychological test? rug May 2015 #40

Still working on that Freelancer May 2015 #51

Great post! And welcome to DU! patricia92243 May 2015 #60

I was expecting the last panel to read: "Be a rich white man." tclambert May 2015 #16

Why? (nt) Nye Bevan May 2015 #54

Now apply all of these to the job of a Mafia Hit Man and it's actually funny. Spitfire of ATJ May 2015 #18

Ha!.... paleotn May 2015 #19

Everyone's a critic! lovemydog May 2015 #20

Keep it up, "troll", and you'll get your pizza! kentauros May 2015 #22

For anyone reading, lovemydog May 2015 #29

I also put "that word" in quotes, kentauros May 2015 #39

ask and ye shall receive steve2470 May 2015 #43

'Here Lies A Disruptor lovemydog May 2015 #44

That's it! kentauros May 2015 #55

this reminds me of Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People" steve2470 May 2015 #25

My parents sent me to one of their programs, kentauros May 2015 #58

i am less likable of late. hrmjustin May 2015 #28

you ? steve2470 May 2015 #30

Unfortunately the responses to me show it to be true. hrmjustin May 2015 #33

Nice. I think you covered about six traits lovemydog May 2015 #35

just lil ol' me :) nt steve2470 May 2015 #37

You seem cool to me. lovemydog May 2015 #31

Likewise but I feel i have pissed a few off lately. hrmjustin May 2015 #34

Nah. Then turn to the default: lovemydog May 2015 #36

lol. thanks. hrmjustin May 2015 #41

unfortunately, until DNC convention 2016 and probably for a bit afterwards.... steve2470 May 2015 #38

All good people on both sides. hrmjustin May 2015 #42

Agree. Many. lovemydog May 2015 #45

Welll said my friend! hrmjustin May 2015 #46

Thanks my friend! lovemydog May 2015 #47

Thanks for the invite. hrmjustin May 2015 #48

It's all that damn Alliteration. Warren DeMontague May 2015 #52

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Kentauros, look at what you started here in GD. lovemydog May 2015 #49

Thank you! kentauros May 2015 #56

Oh man, all my plans for the next hour just went out the window. Warren DeMontague May 2015 #50

I can only imagine... kentauros May 2015 #57

Haha! lovemydog May 2015 #59

Here's a better idea: F4lconF16 May 2015 #61