What Birthers Believe: Review

[cthulu2016]

Since this thing will never die, let's review what it is the birthers actually believe. (On South Park there would ba a flashing "Birthers actually believe this.&quot

In 1961 Barack Obama's mother gave birth to him in Kenya. Why this American white lady was in Kenya we don't know.

Since she was an American citizen Barack was an American citizen even if he was born on the moon. So that is settled. He was an American citizen. Period.

But for some reason Barack Obama's mother figured out that for Barack to be president he would need to be born in the United States. He was already an American citizen, mind you. The only possible benefit of him being born in the USA was in order to become president.

Now, if his parents were so concerned about him becoming president it is odd they didn't name him Charles Reilly Obama, but they decided Barack Hussein was a sure fire name for a future president.

Of course, this was all happening in 1961. The Obama's marriage was illegal in many US states. Black people couldn't vote in many places. The Voting rights act and Civil Rights acts were years in the future.

But since the Obama's just knew their black son they chose to name Barack Hussein would surely be running for president in a country that wouldn't even let him vote they bribed some people in Hawaii (from Kenya, mind you) to place false birth announcements in Hawaiian newspapers.

Yes, Birthers actually believe this.