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liberal N proud

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Sat Nov 5, 2016, 09:50 AM Nov 2016

Cruz Said Americans Don’t Have “Right” To Masturbate. His College Roommate’s Response Is... [View all]

POLITICSCruz Said Americans Don’t Have “Right” To Masturbate. His College Roommate’s Response Is PERFECT

Ted Cruz (R-TX) is well known for his tyrannical puritanism and unhealthy aversion to anything sexual. He’s spent his entire life shaming people for expressing their natural sexuality – especially women. Cruz never grew or even deviated from his smug and self-righteous imposition of his own morals on those around him, from that time he was in college and called his friend’s mother a “whore” for her abortion to his recent assertions that he would force women to carry their rapist’s baby to term.

As a solicitor general, he argued that Americans have no right to sell sex toys or even have the right to masturbate at all. “There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship” he argued in defense of a state ban on dildos in 2004, as apparently they are “obscene” devices that likely contain demons that are released upon orgasm or whatever primitive nonsense that evangelicals use to justify the imposition of Christian sharia law.

Ted Cruz’s roommate in college, however, has a very different story to tell.

Craig Mazin ✔ @clmazin
Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.
10:35 AM - 13 Apr 2016

http://occupydemocrats.com/2016/04/13/cruz-said-americans-dont-right-masturbate-college-roommates-response-perfect/


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Too bad his dad didn't masturbate SoCalNative Nov 2016 #1
HaHa Penn Voter Nov 2016 #3
If there's a 'post of the day' category... ILFightinDem Nov 2016 #26
Oh snap scscholar Nov 2016 #51
AHAHahhaahahHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah JHan Nov 2016 #2
He's nothing but a wanker. From way back, evidently! calimary Nov 2016 #35
Typical GOP control freak Rocknrule Nov 2016 #4
NEXT: Ted Cruz-approved sexual positions. dalton99 Nov 2016 #5
Thanks for that. DK504 Nov 2016 #23
I like Cruz... lame54 Nov 2016 #6
No! He doesn't! That's the whole...oh. I see. randome Nov 2016 #7
Booooo Lochloosa Nov 2016 #8
!!! IronLionZion Nov 2016 #22
Well, he's certainly got SOMETHING... calimary Nov 2016 #37
ewww... progressoid Nov 2016 #45
That's why Cruz prays so often. MineralMan Nov 2016 #9
He prays for action dalton99 Nov 2016 #10
Typical republican, christian hypocrite! smirkymonkey Nov 2016 #11
What? gvstn Nov 2016 #12
Great response to the ravings of an odious man! Akamai Nov 2016 #27
Bible thumpers central scrutinizer Nov 2016 #13
I saw a gag gift once that was a bishop on one side liberal N proud Nov 2016 #18
OMG!!!! calimary Nov 2016 #39
Is this why Ted's bible pages are so sticky? Augiedog Nov 2016 #14
Wonder what chapter and verse does the most for him? liberal N proud Nov 2016 #17
That reminds me of a TRUE story that a co-worker of mine told years ago.... George II Nov 2016 #32
Eeeeeeeeew shenmue Nov 2016 #15
hummbug allan01 Nov 2016 #16
non-medical conditions? safeinOhio Nov 2016 #19
Gross. His roommate was forced to listen? ecstatic Nov 2016 #20
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! jcgoldie Nov 2016 #21
Of course Republicans do exactly what they want to stop others from doing IronLionZion Nov 2016 #24
LOL SunSeeker Nov 2016 #25
Hey, nobody takes away my vibrator... There should be an amendment protecting that ;-). Foggyhill Nov 2016 #29
Bin Laden had porn tapes and a videotapes... Amonester Nov 2016 #30
That comment comes from one of the biggest jerkoffs in American politics! George II Nov 2016 #31
"Roomie confirms Ted Cruz was a grand master bator in the dorms. Rolls a 20D and scores a critical!" Rex Nov 2016 #33
WTF is it with Republicans that are constantly obessed with sex and who is doing what to whom? mnhtnbb Nov 2016 #34
Hah Dem2 Nov 2016 #36
..... trusty elf Nov 2016 #38
"Fapper?" This has to be a joke central scrutinizer Nov 2016 #42
Here's the video awoke_in_2003 Nov 2016 #49
It was a joke, but Christine O'Donnell's anti-masturbation org in the 90s wasn't. Warren DeMontague Nov 2016 #55
From the TV show Louie awoke_in_2003 Nov 2016 #47
Beat Cruz in 16 Mendocino Nov 2016 #40
Americans don't have a right to masturbate. graegoyle Nov 2016 #41
I do awoke_in_2003 Nov 2016 #48
Yes children, Billy Connolly has a song about that ! -> OnDoutside Nov 2016 #43
Thanks a lot! Now I've got to run out and find an all-night ... 11 Bravo Nov 2016 #46
What agency would be responsible for enforcement? Buns_of_Fire Nov 2016 #50
I'll do anything to my own body I damn well please. SusanCalvin Nov 2016 #52
So he'll stump for a man who grabs women by the V but I can't grab my own vajayjay? Solly Mack Nov 2016 #53
Nope, you will have to visit the Trump Groper for your needs liberal N proud Nov 2016 #56
Well, yeah. That was Scalia's argument in Lawrence v. Texas, too. Warren DeMontague Nov 2016 #54
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