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Too bad his dad didn't masturbate SoCalNative Nov 2016 #1
HaHa Penn Voter Nov 2016 #3
If there's a 'post of the day' category... ILFightinDem Nov 2016 #26
Oh snap scscholar Nov 2016 #51
AHAHahhaahahHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah JHan Nov 2016 #2
He's nothing but a wanker. From way back, evidently! calimary Nov 2016 #35
Typical GOP control freak Rocknrule Nov 2016 #4
NEXT: Ted Cruz-approved sexual positions. dalton99 Nov 2016 #5
Thanks for that. DK504 Nov 2016 #23
I like Cruz... lame54 Nov 2016 #6
No! He doesn't! That's the whole...oh. I see. randome Nov 2016 #7
Booooo Lochloosa Nov 2016 #8
!!! IronLionZion Nov 2016 #22
Well, he's certainly got SOMETHING... calimary Nov 2016 #37
ewww... progressoid Nov 2016 #45
That's why Cruz prays so often. MineralMan Nov 2016 #9
He prays for action dalton99 Nov 2016 #10
Typical republican, christian hypocrite! smirkymonkey Nov 2016 #11
What? gvstn Nov 2016 #12
Great response to the ravings of an odious man! Akamai Nov 2016 #27
Bible thumpers central scrutinizer Nov 2016 #13
I saw a gag gift once that was a bishop on one side liberal N proud Nov 2016 #18
OMG!!!! calimary Nov 2016 #39
Is this why Ted's bible pages are so sticky? Augiedog Nov 2016 #14
Wonder what chapter and verse does the most for him? liberal N proud Nov 2016 #17
That reminds me of a TRUE story that a co-worker of mine told years ago.... George II Nov 2016 #32
Eeeeeeeeew shenmue Nov 2016 #15
hummbug allan01 Nov 2016 #16
non-medical conditions? safeinOhio Nov 2016 #19
Gross. His roommate was forced to listen? ecstatic Nov 2016 #20
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! jcgoldie Nov 2016 #21
Of course Republicans do exactly what they want to stop others from doing IronLionZion Nov 2016 #24
LOL SunSeeker Nov 2016 #25
Hey, nobody takes away my vibrator... There should be an amendment protecting that ;-). Foggyhill Nov 2016 #29
Bin Laden had porn tapes and a videotapes... Amonester Nov 2016 #30
That comment comes from one of the biggest jerkoffs in American politics! George II Nov 2016 #31
"Roomie confirms Ted Cruz was a grand master bator in the dorms. Rolls a 20D and scores a critical!" Rex Nov 2016 #33
WTF is it with Republicans that are constantly obessed with sex and who is doing what to whom? mnhtnbb Nov 2016 #34
Hah Dem2 Nov 2016 #36
..... trusty elf Nov 2016 #38
"Fapper?" This has to be a joke central scrutinizer Nov 2016 #42
Here's the video awoke_in_2003 Nov 2016 #49
It was a joke, but Christine O'Donnell's anti-masturbation org in the 90s wasn't. Warren DeMontague Nov 2016 #55
From the TV show Louie awoke_in_2003 Nov 2016 #47
Beat Cruz in 16 Mendocino Nov 2016 #40
Americans don't have a right to masturbate. graegoyle Nov 2016 #41
I do awoke_in_2003 Nov 2016 #48
Yes children, Billy Connolly has a song about that ! -> OnDoutside Nov 2016 #43
Thanks a lot! Now I've got to run out and find an all-night ... 11 Bravo Nov 2016 #46
What agency would be responsible for enforcement? Buns_of_Fire Nov 2016 #50
I'll do anything to my own body I damn well please. SusanCalvin Nov 2016 #52
So he'll stump for a man who grabs women by the V but I can't grab my own vajayjay? Solly Mack Nov 2016 #53
Nope, you will have to visit the Trump Groper for your needs liberal N proud Nov 2016 #56
Well, yeah. That was Scalia's argument in Lawrence v. Texas, too. Warren DeMontague Nov 2016 #54
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