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60. She certainly was the resident authority in a whole host of fields

I was always amazed at her command of the following subjects:

Teacher, Artist, EMT (still not sure if that is the same as a Paramedic), Combat, Chemist, Author, Journalist, Trauma Surgeon, Ballistics Expert, Telemetry, Nuclear Physicist, Hazmat First Responder, Paramedic Instructor, President and CEO, Paranormal Activity Investigator, Coal Mine Safety Expert, Bridge Engineering, Software Developer, Producer, Space Exploration and Jet Propulsion Scientist, Protein-Folding Expert, Quantum Mechanics and String Theory Expert, Postal Worker, Dietitian, Farmer, Dairy Products Specialist, Alternative Energy Expert, Theologian, and History Analyst.

That is, until a little fact-checking dispelled that notion.