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hlthe2b

(111,083 posts)
37. Hell on earth is Saturday or Sunday afternoon...
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 09:09 AM
Jun 2012

when the cries of screaming children pierces the Muzak so loudly it makes the collective blood pressure rise 10 points. Normally "friendly" checkout staff assume grim expressions and the war of the shopping carts, manned by the totally clueless and disconnected on their cell phones, leaves few unscathed. And suddenly the inane conversations being yelled into said cell phones becomes more unbearable than the cries of the inconsolable child desperately in need of a nap.

But that is the grocery stores. The same time period at Whole (paycheck) Foods is even more unbearable as the 'self-entitled" class determine that their needs outweigh those of everyone else-- blocking the already poorly negotiable aisles with their cart as they encounter all their BFFs and chatter away. Even the crowd at Safeway seems more sensitive to the needs of others while those at Whole (Paycheck) Foods seem overwhelmingly populated by those who just don't give a sh__t. I dare anyone who doubts my veracity on this to visit the large WF in Cherry Creek-Denver on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon and experience that "thrill" of trying to park or walk across the parking lot without being hit by a Range Rover or BMW intent on getting the last available space. If you are lucky, one of the countless Priuses might just get there first--they tend to be more considerate of the poor person on foot-- either because they are "nicer people" or (more cynically), they are just more afraid of the damage that will be done by a stricken pedestrian to their more vulnerable vehicle.

Yup, I just looooove shopping on weekends.

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Prefer early as I am already up Sherman A1 Jun 2012 #1
5:00 PM to 7:00 PM week days - when everybody is fighting rush hour. nt Xipe Totec Jun 2012 #2
I do most of my grocery shopping mid-morning on Saturdays slackmaster Jun 2012 #3
Whenever the tourists aren't around. They make me feel stabby. Brickbat Jun 2012 #4
Wow, that's exactly what I was thinking. Gregorian Jun 2012 #8
Kinda. Brickbat Jun 2012 #16
Stabby??? Marie Marie Jul 2012 #59
Whenever snow is forecast for the DC metropolitan area. I love watching panic-stricken ... 11 Bravo Jun 2012 #5
Other: whenever I run out of food petronius Jun 2012 #6
For me its almost the same... AsahinaKimi Jun 2012 #7
Early Sunday morning....while the assclowns are in church jerking off to the hatred. RagAss Jun 2012 #9
No more, and thanks AsahinaKimi Jun 2012 #12
Yeah, that's a good time here too! Same thing! n/t RKP5637 Jun 2012 #51
It is already 90 degrees ChazII Jun 2012 #10
Our local Safeway is open 24 hrs. so I prefer to go between 2-5 am. Adsos Letter Jun 2012 #11
Oh my! AsahinaKimi Jun 2012 #13
Most of the stores here are 24 hr - TBF Jun 2012 #14
Early morning [9am] on Friday. GeorgeGist Jun 2012 #15
I rarely grocery shop HeiressofBickworth Jun 2012 #17
8-9 am is when I prefer to go. n/t cynatnite Jun 2012 #18
husband does all our shopping...... a kennedy Jun 2012 #19
Other - During the 'Big Game' Ohio Joe Jun 2012 #20
You are not kidding! VenusRising Jun 2012 #49
I don't shop for groceries. I have a wife. oldhippie Jun 2012 #21
I take it your wife doesn't read DU. unapatriciated Jun 2012 #45
10pm-midnight or later if open 24hrs. nt Raine Jun 2012 #22
We go before ten usually on Saturday. YellowRubberDuckie Jun 2012 #23
I prefer to shop online and have my stuff delivered. Avalux Jun 2012 #24
5 - 7pm HappyMe Jun 2012 #25
When I have money :-) djean111 Jun 2012 #26
I had to pass bupkus Jun 2012 #27
good one permatex Jun 2012 #36
Well, you know, after a certain age bupkus Jun 2012 #38
I'm there when the store opens at 7 AM hobbit709 Jun 2012 #28
My favorite is around 3 am.. no crowds..easy parking SoCalDem Jun 2012 #29
When I need groceries. meaculpa2011 Jun 2012 #30
When I need food or beer liberal N proud Jun 2012 #31
Between 2am and 5 am when no one is around, the doors are locked and KatChatter Jun 2012 #32
I like to go as early as possible. badhair77 Jun 2012 #33
Early morning with the blue-hairs. n/t rucky Jun 2012 #34
I like going as early as possible permatex Jun 2012 #35
Hell on earth is Saturday or Sunday afternoon... hlthe2b Jun 2012 #37
going to whole paycheck generally makes me stabby fizzgig Jun 2012 #50
Sunday morning...the Pagan Shopping Hour B2G Jun 2012 #39
When I have money in my bank account.n/t Autumn Jun 2012 #40
Grocery shopping? I let my servants handle it. Buns_of_Fire Jun 2012 #41
LOL! oldhippie Jun 2012 #48
My husband and I shop on Friday evenings WCIL Jun 2012 #42
ooh I always do that.. AsahinaKimi Jun 2012 #43
The grocery is next to my building so I never *really* shop. Chan790 Jun 2012 #44
That's pretty cool. Hassin Bin Sober Jun 2012 #54
All Of The Above, for me. I walk to all my stores most of the time. Squeezing in a bit of shopping Overseas Jun 2012 #46
Sat. Or Sun. early DiverDave Jun 2012 #47
8-11 pm fizzgig Jun 2012 #52
Wednesdays mrs_p Jun 2012 #53
Mid morning between 8am-9am, nt Broken_Hero Jul 2012 #55
Its doesn't seem to matter much cause even if... Historic NY Jul 2012 #56
Late night/Early morning hours (10PM-4AM) if 24/7......if not.....mid-afternoon. (I voted "other") FLAprogressive Jul 2012 #57
midnight Skittles Jul 2012 #58
Other: I avoid the crowd. EFerrari Jul 2012 #60
Depends TheCruces Jul 2012 #61
Weekdays around 5-6 PM when everyone else is eating dinner. nt Speck Tater Jul 2012 #62
I prefer to go in the late evening Art_from_Ark Jul 2012 #63
"Other" H2O Man Jul 2012 #64
So you are telling me that I have to shop left is right Jul 2012 #65
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