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12. Here you go.
Tue Dec 27, 2022, 02:56 PM
Dec 2022
The Final Campaign Inside Donald Trump’s sad, lonely, thirsty, broken, basically pretend run for reelection. (Which isn’t to say he can’t win.)

Donald Trump was calling from Mar-a-Lago. It was a Monday afternoon in the middle of December. He was at his desk in what is known as 45 Office, a room on the second floor, above what is known as the Donald J. Trump Grand Ballroom, 20,000 square feet festooned with 16 sedan-size crystal chandeliers and what he claims to be $7 million of gold leaf.

Members of the Mar-a-Lago Club, who pay $200,000 initiation fees and annual fees of $14,000, may use the space, at an additional cost, for “important occasions that inspire, enchant, and exceed every expectation.” At the galas and bat mitzvahs and weekend weddings, Trump often wanders in. How could he resist a room like this? He smiles and waves. He joins groomsmen for photos. He steps onto the dance floor with the bride. Dark suit jacket, no tie, shirt unbuttoned, red MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat on his head. He tilts his face to the strobe lights and pumps his fists in the air. Sometimes he grabs a microphone and gives a speech. He knows what the people who show up here want.

It was in that optimistic spirit, 28 days ago, that the former president, impeached and voted out of office and impeached again, amid multiple state and federal investigations, under threat of indictment and arrest, on the verge of a congressional-committee verdict that would recommend four criminal charges to the Feds over his incitement of a mob that attacked the U.S. Capitol and threatened to hang his vice-president in a failed attempt to stop the certification of the 2020 election results, announced his third presidential campaign. Since then, he has barely set foot outside the perimeter of Mar-a-Lago. For 28 days, in fact, he has not left the state of Florida at all.

He is sensitive about this. He does not like what it suggests. So he does not accept the premise. “Sometimes I don’t even stay at Mar-a-Lago,” he told me. What do you mean you don’t stay there, I asked. Where do you stay? “I stay here,” he said, “but I am outside of Mar-a-Lago quite a bit. I’m always largely outside of Mar-a-Lago at meetings and various other things and events. I’m down in Miami. I go to Miami, I go to different places in Florida.”

What he means when he says “Miami” is that his SUV rolls down the driveway, past the pristine lawn set for croquet and through the Secret Service checkpoint at the gate, for the two-hour trip to another piece of Trump real estate, the Trump National in Doral, about eight miles from the airport in Miami-Dade County. There, he meets regularly with an impressive, ideologically diverse range of policy wonks, diplomats, and political theorists for conversations about the global economy and military conflicts and constitutional law and I’m kidding. He goes there to play golf. “He just goes, plays golf, comes back, and fucks off. He has retreated to the golf course and to Mar-a-Lago,” one adviser said. “His world has gotten much smaller. His world is so, so small.”

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/donald-trump-running-for-president-2024.html


I'm positive much ketchup was hurled about when he read this!

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He Is Such A Fucking ASSHOLE! SoCalDavidS Dec 2022 #1
He's Like A Bratty Toddler nt smb Dec 2022 #7
He 100% IS evolves Dec 2022 #35
That said, I'd rather El Cheetolisimo be the nominee - rather than a "fresh face" peppertree Dec 2022 #2
They really want the "young youthful energetic" DeSantis against Funtatlaguy Dec 2022 #18
DeSantis is just another A-Hole like Trump 40RatRod Dec 2022 #26
I think bdamomma Dec 2022 #32
Yep. He's just a less charismatic more bigoted version of Trump. Funtatlaguy Dec 2022 #36
Desatanist reminds me of a middle school principle who enjoys being an asshole SouthernDem4ever Dec 2022 #47
Yes. He was always picked last for kickball when he was 8 tears old. Funtatlaguy Dec 2022 #49
Selling just another lie. calimary Dec 2022 #41
What a shame. LiberalFighter Dec 2022 #3
I heard the magic the orange idiot used was voodoo. LiberalFighter Dec 2022 #4
VooDoo? Attilatheblond Dec 2022 #23
He's nothing but a pathetic loser and even he knows it. Novara Dec 2022 #5
hadn't thought of that NJCher Dec 2022 #30
It's in the J6 report Novara Dec 2022 #43
there never was magic just very stupid people. republianmushroom Dec 2022 #6
Right. No magic, just some tawdry and very clumsy sleight-of-hand. Aristus Dec 2022 #9
Right, but the magic to capture stupid people. Baitball Blogger Dec 2022 #13
Yep. No shortage of those. But it appears they've moved on paleotn Dec 2022 #20
DING DING DING onetexan Dec 2022 #48
Anyone have a link to the article? ificandream Dec 2022 #8
Here you go. herding cats Dec 2022 #12
Thanks!! ificandream Dec 2022 #14
Paywall. *sigh* ShazzieB Dec 2022 #29
Free link courtesy of a DUer on Dec 23 & again Dec 24 Hekate Dec 2022 #31
Thanks so much for this link! ShazzieB Dec 2022 #39
his bdamomma Dec 2022 #37
AssHat Clowns seldom have magic acts. NoMoreRepugs Dec 2022 #10
Olivia Nuzzi doesn't seem too unattractive to me. onenote Dec 2022 #11
Vain & insecure, thinking image is everything, Trump disparrages women's looks constantly Attilatheblond Dec 2022 #24
All too true Hekate Dec 2022 #34
Let's hope he brings the entire Republican Party down with him Mr. Ected Dec 2022 #15
He's musclecar6 Dec 2022 #16
The rubes have moved on I guess paleotn Dec 2022 #17
I am not sure about the rubes.... TheRealNorth Dec 2022 #33
What magic? PlanetBev Dec 2022 #19
That's a great article. ificandream Dec 2022 #21
He's got new people to hate now.....his campaign staff KS Toronado Dec 2022 #22
tRump became a cautionary tale. I can't wait for him to be a very tiny footnote. txwhitedove Dec 2022 #25
What a festering piece of shit. Initech Dec 2022 #27
He's like a good case of the clap. rubbersole Dec 2022 #28
His "magic" is definitely gone and he knows it. ShazzieB Dec 2022 #38
Happy New Year, Mr Trump. dchill Dec 2022 #40
Maybe if FF45 tried to re-light the spark there would be a giant methane explosion Blue Owl Dec 2022 #42
The magic is gone, only the "crazy" remains. nt Ilsa Dec 2022 #44
All he has left are his grifts and an old set of clubs. KY_EnviroGuy Dec 2022 #45
So the old saying is true -- Grammy23 Dec 2022 #46
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