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65. Have you heard the story of the American Christian Evangelist who

Thu Jun 8, 2023, 09:19 AM

Jun 2023

died and when he got to heaven, he was personally met by St Peter? Moreover, there were legions of angels singing and playing harps. He was amazed at the reception. St. Peter personally showed him to his place in heaven which was a lavish mansion. It was decorated with bunting and a large sign welcoming him to heaven. He turned to St. Peter and said he anticipated what heaven would be like but this far exceeded his wildest dreams. He asked if everyone was treated so royally and St Peter replied "No. This only happens for really special people. I've been here for 2000 years and you are the first Christian Evangelist or Baptist in all that time to make it up here."

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Pat Robertson, conservative evangelist and Christian Coalition founder, dies at 93 [View all] BumRushDaShow Jun 2023 OP

But his soul died in the eighties. marble falls Jun 2023 #1

THIS 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻 LenaBaby61 Jun 2023 #8

Before that I think. we can do it Jun 2023 #21

The Zombie Curse on Robertson finally wore off Best_man23 Jun 2023 #56

Soul? LiberalFighter Jun 2023 #89

When someone dies you should say something good underpants Jun 2023 #2

Perfect! LearnedHand Jun 2023 #4

My sentiments exactly! Butterflylady Jun 2023 #29

Contemptuous silence is the best I can muster. hlthe2b Jun 2023 #30

Mark Twain was the author of that saying. LastDemocratInSC Jun 2023 #45

Thanks. I'd forgotten that. underpants Jun 2023 #55

Bless his piece of shit heart Major Nikon Jun 2023 #54

Haha moose65 Jun 2023 #63

Thank you for saying it for me. Ferrets are Cool Jun 2023 #66

... catbyte Jun 2023 #74

I hope he is roasting with Limbaugh. kairos12 Jun 2023 #76

Took the words right out of my mouth SouthernDem4ever Jun 2023 #109

He is ! KS Toronado Jun 2023 #110

And with that "President Taylor" (IIRC) of the African nation with Ilsa Jun 2023 #128

Good riddance AZ8theist Jun 2023 #88

+1 nt LittleGirl Jun 2023 #113

My first thought as well. 3catwoman3 Jun 2023 #90

This message was self-deleted by its author Rebl2 Jun 2023 #104

THIS!!☝️ onetexan Jun 2023 #117

Here's hoping we are entering a period of deworming /nt bucolic_frolic Jun 2023 #3

Also perfect! LearnedHand Jun 2023 #6

But not for him Jerry2144 Jun 2023 #62

... 2naSalit Jun 2023 #5

Ding dong the witch is dead . . . Gaugamela Jun 2023 #7

Did he die? Or just nasty away? lastlib Jun 2023 #108

One of the rare times when I wish their mythic Hell was a real place (n/t) HardPort Jun 2023 #9

Hopefully he will not reincarnate. LiberalArkie Jun 2023 #67

I thought that fucker was already dead. zuul Jun 2023 #10

Nah. He just looked it. As I posted here, a few times, 3Hotdogs Jun 2023 #25

He has smelled dead since 1970. twodogsbarking Jun 2023 #69

Now we're going to party like it's 1999 Ray Bruns Jun 2023 #11

Glad I outlived him. Croney Jun 2023 #12

Thank god! Simeon Salus Jun 2023 #13

Good one. Traildogbob Jun 2023 #26

It's so gratifying that his actual story will be all over the news in the next few days Simeon Salus Jun 2023 #38

Good riddance to that grifting huckster! TurboDem Jun 2023 #14

Judgment day. C_U_L8R Jun 2023 #15

If you gave Pat 303squadron Jun 2023 #16

Not sure which circle of hell he finds himself in JT45242 Jun 2023 #17

Hope he's stuck in Terminal 5 Heathrow, going back and forth on the shuttle GoneOffShore Jun 2023 #42

Jim Baker Bengus81 Jun 2023 #58

Always remember a joke about Jim Baker BlueKota Jun 2023 #130

Judecca, in the Ninth Circle jmowreader Jun 2023 #87

Not Saying For Certain BlueKota Jun 2023 #18

... trusty elf Jun 2023 #105

I always wondered where he bought shoes for cloven hooves..... lastlib Jun 2023 #111

😅 BlueKota Jun 2023 #129

The kindly old man was always so pleased to take your money Blue Owl Jun 2023 #19

Or to take your mom's money Simeon Salus Jun 2023 #41

ironically, he doesn't know he was living a fantasy...he isn't anywhere...there is no anything ashredux Jun 2023 #20

If you listen closely EYESORE 9001 Jun 2023 #22

Took him long enough. Tom Yossarian Joad Jun 2023 #23

Only the good die young RAB910 Jun 2023 #28

All people bring joy ... UpInArms Jun 2023 #24

Well said. Thanks for sharing. Delmette2.0 Jun 2023 #101

This day blueknight73 Jun 2023 #27

RIP dweller Jun 2023 #31

FINALLY! Miguelito Loveless Jun 2023 #32

next.... markie Jun 2023 #33

Fun zayn moyl, in Gots oyer. cloudbase Jun 2023 #44

What a wonderful day! Autumn Jun 2023 #34

Few efforts, too little and way too late, could produce such pleasure. Solly Mack Jun 2023 #35

Well, there's an announcement I never thought I'd read. GoneOffShore Jun 2023 #36

Little known facts that Robertson never talked about AverageOldGuy Jun 2023 #37

Yes, it came up in his presidential run chowmama Jun 2023 #148

I saw the news and immediately thought... Pacifist Patriot Jun 2023 #39

May he rot in pieces. nt TeamProg Jun 2023 #40

I have nothing good to say about this bottom feeder. Goodbye, enjoy Hell if there is one, scumbag AZLD4Candidate Jun 2023 #43

Good Riddance! MayReasonRule Jun 2023 #46

Maybe this is the flip side of "only the good die young" TexasBushwhacker Jun 2023 #47

I wish he were alive, BigmanPigman Jun 2023 #48

Hell is getting crowded. NNadir Jun 2023 #49

So glad the sparkly is already chilled. niyad Jun 2023 #50

The only tragedy - He will never know it was all for nothing. Oneironaut Jun 2023 #51

Hot foot! James48 Jun 2023 #52

a miserable human being mountain grammy Jun 2023 #53

And the obvious comment. plimsoll Jun 2023 #57

He was a mean fella up to the end... FarPoint Jun 2023 #59

I will never forget when that creep prayed for the demise of RBG, and asked others to join him JohnSJ Jun 2023 #60

Jesus got his ass now BrinksHomeSexcurity Jun 2023 #61

Fire pits of hell are stoked Marthe48 Jun 2023 #64

Have you heard the story of the American Christian Evangelist who Wonder Why Jun 2023 #65

If these "preachers" believed the religious dogma they spewed Farmer-Rick Jun 2023 #68

these fucking republican haters barbtries Jun 2023 #70

He had an amazing ability blueknight73 Jun 2023 #71

Pat will be reunited once again with Tammy Faye eringer Jun 2023 #72

Only the good die young. sinkingfeeling Jun 2023 #73

Pat, Rush, and Falwell...thank you, Lord! Trueblue Texan Jun 2023 #75

Yup dead and good riddance. nt Javaman Jun 2023 #77

I won't speak ill of the dead but y'all are doing a great job. twodogsbarking Jun 2023 #78

He may not have invented lying for profit on tee vee, jaxexpat Jun 2023 #79

Good Riddance nwduke Jun 2023 #80

Pat Robertson, Franklin Graham and their ilk are CBR - Cash Based Religion. keithbvadu2 Jun 2023 #81

BumRushDaShow........... Upthevibe Jun 2023 #82

If only video and still images of him would now disappear. TNNurse Jun 2023 #83

Good riddance to bad local trash. virgdem Jun 2023 #84

The friends, colleagues, and family of Pat Robertson have my most sincere condolences Rocknation Jun 2023 #85

Good Effin Riddance! msfiddlestix Jun 2023 #86

They should probably keep the location of his grave or urn niche unpublished. TygrBright Jun 2023 #91

Good riddance all you want... The Grand Illuminist Jun 2023 #92

I did not care for the man. JohnnyRingo Jun 2023 #93

I would love to add something... infullview Jun 2023 #94

Yay!!!!! My prayers finally worked! -- And, a few words form Charlotte Clymer: obamanut2012 Jun 2023 #95

And there it is! Music Man Jun 2023 #96

Dear Nonexistent Sky Wizard: Sky Jewels Jun 2023 #97

I thought it was warmer than usual today... Evolve Dammit Jun 2023 #98

All those decades of saying God spoke through him.... JohnnyRingo Jun 2023 #99

Good Riddance! tonekat Jun 2023 #100

byyyyyy llashram Jun 2023 #102

Good riddance. I wish it didn't take so damn long FoxNewsSucks Jun 2023 #103

Good! kooth Jun 2023 #106

Ding dong the witch is dead!! Good! PortTack Jun 2023 #107

one less POS on the planet nt Celerity Jun 2023 #112

THIS!!☝️ onetexan Jun 2023 #114

Instead of burying him, could they just run his carcass through the sewage grinder? lastlib Jun 2023 #120

I would not condemn people living in that area to drink and/or eat one atom of old christofash Pat. Celerity Jun 2023 #123

Pulled himself up by his Senator father's bootstraps swimboy Jun 2023 #115

I have never killed anyone... El Mimbreno Jun 2023 #116

He may find the afterlife Jilly_in_VA Jun 2023 #118

I hope Satan was smiling and giving him a big welcome. kimbutgar Jun 2023 #119

And just like that... boilinmad Jun 2023 #121

Burn in Hell with Falwell, Limbaugh and the rest of the rw traitors. Pepsidog Jun 2023 #122

Good riddance to that piece of fucking shit. sakabatou Jun 2023 #124

My condolences to his loved ones. However, for me, Habibi Jun 2023 #125

Robertson was also responsible for bringing the infamous Mother Angelica to the world, and... keep_left Jun 2023 #126

99% nowforever Jun 2023 #127

May he marinate in urine. twodogsbarking Jun 2023 #136

While the Twin Towers were still flaming rubble, he said something so vile & jaw-dropping... Hekate Jun 2023 #131

"Some people look better leaving" The Blue Flower Jun 2023 #132

GOOD Novara Jun 2023 #133

May 1, 2011 comes to mind right now. Dawson Leery Jun 2023 #134

🎶 🎉. 🌸 🌈 🥂 🎶 Hekate Jun 2023 #135

Clarance Darrow may have the floor for me here. n/t malthaussen Jun 2023 #137

Hmm Tarc Jun 2023 #138

And now his son Gordon can be the head grifter.. Permanut Jun 2023 #139

If there is a Hell, he's in it. nt SunSeeker Jun 2023 #140

The single greatest thing that can happen now? Moostache Jun 2023 #141

Happy Pat Robertson Is Dead Everybody month! DJ Porkchop Jun 2023 #142

And waiting for his new arrival... Behind the Aegis Jun 2023 #143

Proof that only the good die young? cstanleytech Jun 2023 #144

Being woman, a feminist, AND a Pagan, slightlv Jun 2023 #145

For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2023 #146

They do say that the good die young... LeftishBrit Jun 2023 #147

Sumbitches. I wanted in on the raid. Kennah Jun 2023 #149