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DENVERPOPS

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13. Rumor has it

Reply to Mysterian (Reply #3)

Fri May 30, 2025, 09:39 PM

May 30

that he has a dartboard in his oval office, (with a massive gilded goal frame, of course).

A couple of times a day, he throws a dart and if it hits black, it means raise the tariff, if it hits red, he lowers the tariff. Then, depending on which pie shaped segment it hits, designates different Trump hated countries....or combinations of countries.......

Who knew Presidential duties could be so simple............

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Trump says U.S. will double steel tariffs to 50% [View all] BumRushDaShow May 30 OP

- surfered May 30 #1

Stop it............ Lovie777 May 30 #2

"Tariffs! Tariffs! Tariffs," blubbered the simple-minded fool Mysterian May 30 #3

Rumor has it DENVERPOPS May 30 #13

Who's gonna tell him? C_U_L8R May 30 #4

TACO. Cha May 30 #5

On the road again .... bucolic_frolic May 30 #6

Someone needs to stop pulling the string on this misfit toy BaronChocula May 30 #7

Imagine the cost of a new car or truck after this. Think what this will mean to the cost of restoring infrastructure, Ford_Prefect May 30 #8

Titty baby's mad because of the TACO label. live love laugh May 30 #9

And 50% on Aluminum. speak easy May 30 #10

Whatever happened to McConnells DENVERPOPS May 30 #14

Kick dalton99a May 30 #11

They always fall back on steel tariffs. Martin68 May 30 #12

This message was self-deleted by its author 33taw May 30 #15

Hurry up! Set the Chickens Out countdown! IzzaNuDay May 31 #16

The local news about the USS-Nippon deal Deminpenn May 31 #17

But remember that 45 and the MAGat GOP BumRushDaShow May 31 #18

This is why the idea of a "golden share" is part of the deal Deminpenn May 31 #21

That would normally be criteria in a "sane" world BumRushDaShow May 31 #22

The rhetoric is really irrelevant Deminpenn May 31 #23

hmmm..."little details" E. Normus May 31 #19

How Long Will It Take For TACO Time? DallasNE May 31 #20