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57. Dance: Ten, Looks: Three Lyrics - Chorus Line

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 09:36 AM

Jul 23

"Dance: ten; Looks; three,"
I like to die!
Left the theatre and
Called the doctor for
My appointment to buy...

Tits and ass.
Bought myself a fancy pair.
Tightened up the derriere.
Did the nose with it.
All that goes with it.

Tits and ass!
Had the bingo-bongos done.
Suddenly I'm getting nash'nal tours!
Tits and ass won't get you jobs
Unless they're yours.

Didn't cost a fortune neither.
Didn't hurt my sex life either.

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Thnaks for the correction. efhmc Jul 23 #62

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OFFS "Vhat do I fuuckin care about Chreestmaas or the ahpra??" Marie Marie Jul 22 #5

You do the accent so well!! COL Mustard Jul 23 #39

That's because I speak 5 languages and came to the U.S. on one of them "Genius Visas". Marie Marie Jul 23 #68

Good opportunity for Malaria to 're-invent' herself ... Tarzanrock Jul 22 #7

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For anyone... littlemissmartypants Jul 22 #30

Are they going to have strippers perform there now? Diamond_Dog Jul 22 #10

Dance: Ten, Looks: Three Lyrics - Chorus Line sheshe2 Jul 23 #57

WTF???? cstanleytech Jul 22 #11

If you are going to name an opera house, how about picking an actual opera singer, valleyrogue Jul 22 #12

I see what you did there. Chipper Chat Jul 22 #16

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Kennedy Center Ho House! Floyd R. Turbo Jul 22 #17

That's good, Floyd! ProudMNDemocrat Jul 23 #59

You are too kind! Floyd R. Turbo Jul 23 #64

Ok, sure, as long as they perform only these operas not fooled Jul 22 #18

Squirrel ... aggiesal Jul 22 #19

An opera house popsdenver Jul 22 #20

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Tell me again what she's done to support the arts? JohnnyRingo Jul 22 #22

Seems like the National Gallery would be more in her wheelhouse. bluedigger Jul 22 #23

I'm a little surprised that markodochartaigh Jul 22 #24

AKA Porn Star, "genius", Married to a Neo Nazi Cha Jul 22 #25

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The Perfect complimentary pairing... littlemissmartypants Jul 22 #31

Welcome to the Whore of Babylon Theater in the John F. Kennedy Center for the Arts. LudwigPastorius Jul 23 #32

Can't wait to see her statue in front of the Opera House...... Grins Jul 23 #33

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Our next president will rename it appropriately. KY_EnviroGuy Jul 23 #35

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What's the new name? liberalgunwilltravel Jul 23 #38

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That's the surest way to keep my ass out of any seat there, ever! COL Mustard Jul 23 #40

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While they're at it DFW Jul 23 #52

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Cheetah 2 or the Gold Club Henry203 Jul 23 #55

Call it this... Abstractartist Jul 23 #56

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Trump's such an embarrassment neohippie Jul 23 #65

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