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33. RFK Jr. encourages Americans to 'smoke two packs of cigarettes per day

Sat Oct 25, 2025, 07:59 PM

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WASHINGTON (Not the Onion; just me) -- Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today encouraged Americans to smoke at least two packs of unfiltered cigarettes per day.

The controversial Secretary said smokung "strengthens the body's autoimmune system" against the common cold virus and various types of cancer, including lung cancer.

Kennedy added that people over 40 who've never smoked "have some catching up to do" and should smoke at least three packs per day. There are 20 cigarettes in a pack.

"We all need to toughen up our iimmune system, for obvious reasons," Kennedy said. "Look at me. I did a lot of heroin, cocaine, pills in my 20s, and now I'm a fucking Cabinet. I'm 10th in line to the supreme leader. Top that, pig fuckers!"

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RFK Jr to urge Americans to eat more saturated fats, alarming health experts [View all] BumRushDaShow Saturday OP

Butter and bacon and doughnuts, oh my! Midnight Writer Saturday #1

Ha I was typing the same thing at the same time..... Irish_Dem Saturday #3

And make sure you don't get tested! mpcamb Saturday #16

You forgot cheeseburgers! Jack Valentino Saturday #51

Increased fat and lower carbs does help type 2 diabetes Born Free Sunday #85

ok Homer... keroro gunsou Sunday #64

RFK Jr diet: Eat more sugar, donuts, ice cream, bacon, French fries. Irish_Dem Saturday #2

And road kill Zambero Saturday #5

The more germs the better. Irish_Dem Saturday #8

... BumRushDaShow Saturday #17

And fry those french fries in beef tallow instead of vegetable oil. Initech Sunday #67

And smoke cigarettes and shoot up heroin too. Irish_Dem Sunday #68

And you know the seweage treatment plant where it says "do not swim"? Initech Sunday #75

Beef tallow has been used for cooking for centuries womanofthehills Sunday #69

Beef tallow is great for some things for sure. Initech Sunday #77

With my air fryer I usually use olive oil womanofthehills Sunday #82

A serial killer in full public view... hlthe2b Saturday #4

Trump killed one million Americans during Covid. RFK Jr wants to beat that record. Irish_Dem Saturday #9

Maybe the problem will work itself out! Initech Sunday #78

Silly contrarians don't realize the damage they do. thought crime Sunday #57

Let's make those 1960s-style heart attacks Great Again! bucolic_frolic Saturday #6

Guess that should be HAGA - Heart Attacks Great Again! /nt bucolic_frolic Saturday #10

Bobby thinks that "Sleeper" is a documentary no_hypocrisy Saturday #7

Fatten them up for what exactly? IronLionZion Saturday #11

"Fatten them up for what exactly?" BumRushDaShow Saturday #21

No need for a remake. We're living it. thought crime Sunday #59

Whatever HE says, we need to do the OPPOSITE FakeNoose Saturday #12

Dead heat for first place. mpcamb Saturday #18

Yes except Chump has killed more people ... for now FakeNoose Saturday #19

Do I eat the saturated fats before or after drinking the bleach that Trump recommended? Beartracks Saturday #13

There's Ivermectin for dessert! Dave Bowman Saturday #28

Be sure to add some wild mushrooms to your well-marbled beef. Ocelot II Sunday #76

Alan Greyson (FL) was right in 2009: Republicans want you to die quickly. That's their health plan. flor-de-jasmim Saturday #14

Alan Grayson is great! markodochartaigh Saturday #22

And "we have death panels. They're called insurance companies." Evolve Dammit Saturday #38

Among many other reasons too n/t Polybius Saturday #44

Don't forget your daily dose of heroin. Buddyzbuddy Saturday #15

My daily dose comes with a reminder JoseBalow Saturday #20

Trump wants to take over the drug trade. So yes Americans need to do more drugs. Irish_Dem Saturday #26

Trumponomics: Oil, Crypto and Drugs. Oh yes, and tariffs. thought crime Sunday #60

Yes and add sex trade. Irish_Dem Sunday #62

Brain diseased heroin addict with no medical education at all as head of HHS PSPS Saturday #23

His dried prune-faced look is NOT a picture of health wolfie001 Saturday #24

More fat, more sugar! Aussie105 Saturday #25

Does anybody actually listen to this clown? Ritabert Saturday #27

Apparently King Klown does. Dave Bowman Saturday #29

King Klown pretends to listen. He got his Covid shot at his latest exam. Ritabert Sunday #71

My parents drank scotch and water every night for about a decade when I was growing up. Then they'd get into a fight CTyankee Saturday #30

No worries. At the rate we're going, most of us won't be able to afford "dairy, good meat, LoisB Saturday #31

Somebody got to him. Who benefits? Demobrat Saturday #32

RFK Jr. encourages Americans to 'smoke two packs of cigarettes per day Oeditpus Rex Saturday #33

"Smoking cigarettes... is a health tool" JoseBalow Saturday #40

Just wait, he'll get around to it. thought crime Sunday #58

There's this dialogue in 'Sleeper,' a Woody Allen movie from 1973 Oeditpus Rex Sunday #63

There is NO hope whatsoever MLWR Saturday #34

Trump told him to say that to back up Trump's diet. Coke with surar cane too. Some whale head stew for dinner. twodogsbarking Saturday #35

Urge all you want Bob, stage left Saturday #36

Sounds Like Keto Deep State Witch Saturday #37

Canola oil is reasonably good, but nothing like olive and avocado. Bernardo de La Paz Saturday #39

Actually- I've been cooking in organic grass fed beef tallow womanofthehills Saturday #46

There's zero evidence for their claims of seed oils and inflammation NickB79 Saturday #49

It's basically processed foods vs natural womanofthehills Sunday #83

There is nothing he's says that I would ever believe kimbutgar Saturday #41

Wouldn't you like to see what Bob eats on a daily basis? Bayard Saturday #42

RFK, Jr is the wrong guy to be telling Grammy23 Saturday #43

It shocked me so much, I dropped the quart of Ben &Jerry's I was eating. Wonder Why Saturday #45

Depends, he's so fucking ignorant it's hartd to tell what he's saying Warpy Saturday #47

"Also -- let's all play more Russian roulette!" struggle4progress Saturday #48

FORCE-FEED MORE SATURATED FATS INTO TRUMP !!!!! Jack Valentino Saturday #50

Can't spell FREAK without an R, F, & K Blue Owl Saturday #52

Invest in lard stocks NOW. Sneederbunk Saturday #53

The good news is mercuryblues Saturday #54

And for pain, Wolf Frankula Sunday #55

OK, take everyone's healthcare away BigmanPigman Sunday #56

I sure hope ... rustysgurl Sunday #61

Quite a novel solution for saving the Social Security system! 70sEraVet Sunday #65

Maybe the problem will work itself out! Initech Sunday #66

Message auto-removed Name removed Sunday #70

They are deliberately trying to kill us. travelingthrulife Sunday #72

Not surprising. His boss recommends drinking chlorox. Martin68 Sunday #73

Yeah, let's definitely follow the dietary practices of people from the era when life expectancy was 35. (nt) Pinback Sunday #74

I urge RFK Jr to eat shit. Dave Bowman Sunday #79

Every time I think I know how bat shit crazy RFK Jr is, he does something even more bat shit crazy. ShazzieB Sunday #80

It will make you look better Turbineguy Sunday #81

Worm ate my brain. What an a-hole. Let's see how many cardiologists are in agreement besides Dr's Phil and Oz.... Evolve Dammit Sunday #84