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19. The ICE asshole clearly lied

Reply to MarineCombatEngineer (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 6, 2025, 02:57 PM

Nov 6

This ICE asshole clearly lied
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/11/06/dc-sandwich-guy-trial-trump-federal-takeover/

Defense attorney Sabrina Shroff then displayed a photo of the wrapped sandwich lying on the ground and pressed the agent to clarify whether it had really exploded. Lairmore said a piece of the sub seemed to be visible in the photo. “I had mustard and condiments on my uniform, and an onion hanging from my radio antenna that night,” the agent said.

During closing arguments Wednesday, Shroff questioned whether Lairmore really felt threatened, noting that his co-workers gave him a plush toy sandwich as a gag gift, which he displayed on his office shelf, and an insignia that he affixed on his lunchbox, showing a likeness of Dunn hoisting a hoagie above the words “Felony Footlong.”

“They’re joking about it with each other, and they’re joking about it with Agent Lairmore. Why? Because they think it’s funny,” she said.

Judge Carl J. Nichols instructed the jury that to convict Dunn, they would have to find he acted forcibly and generated a “reasonable apprehension of immediate bodily harm.”

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Jury finds D.C. sandwich thrower Sean Dunn not guilty of misdemeanor assault [View all] LetMyPeopleVote Nov 6 OP

Good news!!! nt in2herbs Nov 6 #1

The jury got it right! Good for them. This minor case was ridiculous from the beginning... n/t CaliforniaPeggy Nov 6 #2

Jeanine Pirro is going to join Been A Dick Donald in throwing catsup against the walls. MarineCombatEngineer Nov 6 #3

He probably went back and ate the sub... rubbersole Nov 6 #8

He probably thought that if he ate the sandwich, he was getting rid of the evidence, MarineCombatEngineer Nov 6 #13

maybe she'll just lose her job. barbtries Nov 6 #30

Jury Nullification... COL Mustard Nov 6 #34

I think you're right and the fact that the BP agent lied under oath probably didn't help either. nt MarineCombatEngineer Nov 6 #36

I'm interested DiverDave Nov 6 #58

I suspect that this will be swept under the rug. nt MarineCombatEngineer Nov 6 #62

Lying under oath used to be a career ender CanonRay Nov 7 #77

This "agent" should be put on the Brady List, along with every other Nazi ICEhole. MarineCombatEngineer Nov 7 #78

And completely APPROPRIATE for most charges being brought by Jack Valentino Nov 6 #72

Oh, yeah, "onions everywhere!" 🙄 electric_blue68 Nov 6 #50

Poor ICE 'snowflake'! Jack Valentino Nov 6 #71

And another FAIL and LOSS for the "reality show" purported "lawyer" BumRushDaShow Nov 6 #4

But...but...the sandwich EXPLODED!!1!/s Grokenstein Nov 6 #5

Yeah, that BP agent should be charged with perjury for lying on the stand about the sub "exploding". nt MarineCombatEngineer Nov 6 #7

The ICE asshole clearly lied LetMyPeopleVote Nov 6 #19

Here's hoping he gets charged with perjury! rurallib Nov 6 #27

I believe i watched the video barbtries Nov 6 #28

That's exactly what happened, it was pictured on the ground with the wrapper still on. nt MarineCombatEngineer Nov 6 #31

"I could smell the onions" will go down in legal history not fooled Nov 6 #69

Don't forget the mustard! Reader Rabbit Nov 7 #80

Excellent!!! Nittersing Nov 6 #6

Surprised they didn't try to charge him with a 'submarine attack with a deli weapon'. SeattleVet Nov 6 #9

From Joyce Vance LetMyPeopleVote Nov 6 #21

was listening to Clean up on Aisle 45 barbtries Nov 6 #26

Thanks! Chrysanthemum Nov 6 #57

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The jury system and jury nullification are the last bastion of resistance Prairie Gates Nov 6 #11

This whole thing was standing on a brick. . . DinahMoeHum Nov 6 #38

It wasn't jury nullification. The jury followed the law. SunSeeker Nov 6 #45

Fair point Prairie Gates Nov 6 #61

Just reported on MSNBC... and they were quick with the bread puns. 😁 Eugene Nov 6 #12

I knew it was a lotta baloney right from the beginning. NBachers Nov 6 #59

I relish the thought of catsup against the walls. nt MarineCombatEngineer Nov 6 #64

Great news! Juries can help us resist Trump's goons. Jim__ Nov 6 #14

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Hero! Prairie Gates Nov 6 #18

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BWAHAAHHHAHAAHAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!! creeksneakers2 Nov 6 #17

Some of the art that has appeared around the city honoring him LetMyPeopleVote Nov 6 #20

Everyone protesting, tracking or confronting Ice Nazis should arm themselves with sandwiches. Gary 50 Nov 6 #22

Especially unwrap before lunching. 😉❤️ littlemissmartypants Nov 6 #23

happy to hear this. barbtries Nov 6 #24

I agree gopiscrap Nov 6 #55

It was a sandwich from Subway, cloudbase Nov 6 #25

submarine charges torpedoed! rurallib Nov 6 #29

That jury orangecrush Nov 6 #32

I expect more of this in similar cases brought against protestors by DoJ for ICE Mr.WeRP Nov 6 #33

Can You Imagine MissouriDem47 Nov 6 #35

When the Chief Executive of the country is a whiny baby, it tends to set the tone. tanyev Nov 6 #60

That Same Whiny Baby MissouriDem47 Nov 6 #70

I'm loving all the meme's coming out of this and other threads. MarineCombatEngineer Nov 6 #37

Lettuce hope this never happens again. Endlessmike56 Nov 6 #39

Time to turn a new leaf berniesandersmittens Nov 6 #51

Love it. THIS is why we have juries! SunSeeker Nov 6 #40

God Bless jury nullification Justice Brandeis Nov 6 #41

It was a sub not a submachine gun. Rat-a-tat-tat. twodogsbarking Nov 6 #42

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There was simply no "reasonable apprehension of immediate bodily harm." SunSeeker Nov 6 #48

Common Dreams headline...🤣 sheshe2 Nov 6 #46

A hero wins with the onion prosecution Historic NY Nov 6 #47

Great! Now I can take my club sandwich to... S/V Loner Nov 6 #49

Jury nullification. tblue37 Nov 6 #52

This should have resulted in a dry cleaning bill at most Warpy Nov 6 #53

He thought the ICE guy looked hungry Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 6 #54

Dear jurors, RockRaven Nov 6 #56

How pathetic is Trump's DOJ? They wanted to charge this guy with a felony Wiz Imp Nov 6 #63

This made me smile LetMyPeopleVote Nov 6 #65

The White House made a whole video about arresting Sandwich Guy like he was El Chapo LetMyPeopleVote Nov 6 #66

I'm glad to see that justice was served. Queso Delicioso Nov 6 #67

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He beat the wrap Earth Bound Misfit Nov 7 #73

Awesome nrws! Silver Gaia Nov 7 #74

I hope the next Dem Prez offers this guy's Govt. job back wolfie001 Nov 7 #75

Salami is not a lethal weapon. However, steventh Nov 7 #76

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It was a sand Wichhunt anyway ... TomWilm Nov 7 #84

Salami Braveheart!* Zorro Nov 7 #83

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