BREAKING: Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann Says She Will Not Run for Re-Election in 2014

[Half-Century Man]

31. After watching her video announcement.

I find I have no problem picturing her dirty, sweaty, dressed in black, and crouched in the bushes outside a house at 1am chewing her nails ragged and muttering to herself, "He loves me, I know he does, He's just too shy to admit it.". Over and over, like a mantra to the elder gods of lunacy.
This is a person the absolute faith in her stupidity. An overwhelming eagerness for legislation to enforce her stupidity. She also seems to be quite comfortable with the idea of her being the new Messiah of Moronic Discourse.
I see her as someone not very smart, impassioned with unbreakable programming, willing to usurp the rule of law to gain power and force others into her program, frustrated by circumstances, and not done yet. I only hope she chooses to interact with the public with a microphone and not a belt made from C-4 and nails.