Ukraine Slides Deeper Toward War as Russia Warns on Vote

[Tommy_Carcetti]

24. Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack.

You're strawmanning of my viewpoints is flattering. Honestly, it is. I mean, it's cute. Not accurate of my actual beliefs--not even close--but it sure is cute.

Cute like Yanukovych's dog that he took along with him back when he decided to pack up and leave on his own accord back in February 2014:



I mean, you did see the videos I posted right? Don't be shy. You can admit it.

Funny thing about those videos, how they don't really show someone who's being violently forced out of power as one would expect in a coup, but instead shows someone who takes three days to leisurely pack up his large oil painting collection and other assorted valuables and then helicopter off on his own fleet of choppers to Russia. In other words, not something one would expect in a coup.

But you go ahead and tell yourself that the Nuland phone call and the Yatsenyuk website are smoking gun, direct-and-to-the-point evidence that there was a western sponsored coup.

If you were a States Attorney, Jack, I sure would love to be a defense attorney in your jurisdiction.