I hope there are whole teams assigned to the task of rooting out every single couch-cushion quarter this despicable creature possesses and handing them over to the families.

In the annals of horrible things people have done to each other over the millennia, Alex Jones behavior is fairly unique in its terrifying awfulness. To unleash that kind of hell on complete, and completely devastated, strangers with the mere push of a microphone button, in order to sell more boner pills…

I struggle to conjure the appropriate punishment, I really do.