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ProudLib72

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15. My parents like to tell the story of the time they went to the wedding
Fri Jul 26, 2019, 05:07 PM
Jul 2019

of an Asian couple (not sure which country.) There was a long line at the reception. On one table was a really big fish that everyone seemed to be delighted with. At one point, the catering staff took the big fish away even though it was only half eaten. My dad asked the person in front why they did that. The man replied, "Oh, the fish died."

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"Oh you've got to be f***ing kidding!" jayfish Jul 2019 #1
Just like The Thing, but this time it's real! ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #2
Well I won't be eating there. They had to have lost customers who saw that. brush Jul 2019 #18
Ah, so that's what Trump is. sandensea Jul 2019 #26
Geez, how fresh was it? Raw chicken isn't healthy donkeypoofed Jul 2019 #3
But would you eat that piece once it was cooked? ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #4
After They Wash It Real Good... jayfish Jul 2019 #6
Passed the three second rule,... magicarpet Jul 2019 #5
Ha ha! True Dough Jul 2019 #28
Of course, this sort of thing has happened before ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #7
I suspect customerserviceguy Jul 2019 #8
In China I was served soup with a fish tail sticking out over the bowl. defacto7 Jul 2019 #9
My parents like to tell the story of the time they went to the wedding ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #15
Are you sure that wasn't True Dough Jul 2019 #29
For some reason BootinUp Jul 2019 #10
Well I WAS thinking of going to Popeye's for lunch. . . . . Jake Stern Jul 2019 #11
that's why I ordered the lasagna qazplm135 Jul 2019 #12
Can't watch. WON'T watch. Control-Z Jul 2019 #13
Is that real? smirkymonkey Jul 2019 #14
Fake right? California_Republic Jul 2019 #16
I have good news and bad news for you SM ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #17
It does look like a frog now that you mentioned it. Revolting, glad I'm a vegetarian. nt UniteFightBack Jul 2019 #22
+1. Salt is an important factor dalton99a Jul 2019 #23
Frog legs "dancing" after... Buckeye_Democrat Jul 2019 #24
In college a wildlife biologist shelled and boiled a Connecticut River snapping turtle Submariner Jul 2019 #25
5 Second Rule jpak Jul 2019 #19
That's why you should only eat cats DashOneBravo Jul 2019 #20
😂 Flaleftist Jul 2019 #21
Revenge of the freshly killed chicken. democratisphere Jul 2019 #27
Let me guess: Trump Tower Grille jmowreader Jul 2019 #30
That chicken is lively enough to be appointed Secretary of HUD ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #31
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