Do I look alright in my new glasses?

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6. About 10 years ago, I bought a pair of

the cheapest, ugliest black-framed glasses that I could find.

I loved them. They were so ugly that they looked kind of cool. I think the frames cost around $10.

I wore them for quite awhile, but finally retired them because their massive weight was starting to give me headaches.

I'm cracking up over "Birth Control" glasses. We used to call those type of glasses something similar, but I can't post it here.