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(3,396 posts) Fri Mar 15, 2024, 09:58 PM Mar 15

At a couple's counseling session, the therapist said that couples... [View all]

these days are so disconnected that 85 percent of all husbands don't know what their wife's favorite flower is.

The husband in the session turned to his wife and whispered, "It's self-rising, isn't it?"

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At a couple's counseling session, the therapist said that couples... [View all] Enter stage left Mar 15 OP

LOLOLOL!!! elleng Mar 15 #1

Yes, PoindexterOglethorpe Mar 15 #2

Wrong answer....it's Martha White. Ferrets are Cool Mar 15 #3

Nope stage left Mar 16 #4

Unfaithful with two women. rubbersole Mar 16 #5

I don't have a favorite flower, so hubby is off the hook on that, but there's lots of ways to be disconnected. SunSeeker Mar 16 #6

A couple having difficulties goes to see a marriage counselor. LudwigPastorius Mar 16 #7