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In reply to the discussion: Holy Shit. [View all]MLAA
(17,369 posts)48. Holy shit indeed!
Damn, youve been through so much. Sending you hugs. My sincere condolences for your loss.
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Lucky Charms, why didn't they keep you in the hospital? Please be careful. We love you.
debm55
Mar 22
#5
Pooping blood sucks. Hang in. Battle back. Guard your mental health too. Best to you.
twodogsbarking
Mar 22
#15
As others have said, holy shit.......here's hoping you're back to "normal" as soon as possible.....
a kennedy
Mar 22
#31
Similar experience here. Be careful with yourself. Kid gloves, that sort of thing. You deserve it!
keopeli
Mar 22
#38
What a nightmare. You might need a transfusion if you lost that much blood.
Liberty Belle
Mar 22
#40
Please hang in there, LC. Sending hugs and hopes that you'll come out of this healed.
ancianita
Mar 22
#50
If you need to show you pics or talk, PM me...I am so sorry for what is happening to you.
Demsrule86
Mar 22
#52
I had diverticulitis at the end of January 2021. I feel your pain. I thought I had appendicitis. Hopefully the
beaglelover
Mar 22
#53
I'm so sorry, LuckyCharms, both for your loss and the health problems. And I'm upset that
highplainsdem
Mar 22
#60
Holy shit is an understatement. Hope you're going to be OK and very sorry to hear of your loss. ED
Evolve Dammit
Mar 23
#77
Just think, you will not have to donate blood for a while to lower your iron level.
LiberalArkie
Mar 23
#86