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albacore

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2. Masturbation sounds so .... technical. I like the slang words better....

Reply to Buttoneer (Original post)

Fri May 3, 2024, 07:56 PM

May 2024

Jerk off

Jack off

Spank it

Stroke off

Crank it

Choking the chicken

Whack off

Whack the one-eyed wonderworm

Take a load off

Rub one out

Wank

Polish the knob

Flog the dolphin

Spank the monkey

Pop your pud

Play with yourself

Toss off

Beat the meat

Dating Rosie Palms

Going blind

Bashing the Bishop

Fapping

Visiting Rosy Palm (and her 5 daughters)

Rub one out

Jerkin' the Gerkin

Five-knuckle-Shuffle

Going Solo

Choking the Chicken

Menage a Mois

Spank the Monkey

Cuffing the carrot

More????? You want MORE??

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May is National Masturbation Month! [View all] Buttoneer May 2024 OP

Thank you for taking matters into your own hands to post that! Doodley May 2024 #1

Shaking hands with the unemployed underpants May 2024 #10

And don't forget to shake hands with the milkman, while you're at it! Doodley May 2024 #20

Masturbation sounds so .... technical. I like the slang words better.... albacore May 2024 #2

Shaking hands dweller May 2024 #6

Ohmygoodness... Mad_Dem_X May 2024 #25

Wow a complete list.ty albacore. debm55 May 2024 #7

Dating ms Michigan Layzeebeaver May 2024 #8

Yes, I like Jerk-off Month or Spank the monkey month. Doodley May 2024 #21

Who else thinks this is a great month for self love ? dweller May 2024 #3

I can't say Layzeebeaver May 2024 #9

You talking to me ? dweller May 2024 #13

The official game::: solitaire. keithbvadu2 May 2024 #4

Aren't you afraid you will go blind?? debm55 May 2024 #5

I was wearing bifocals in grade 4 Layzeebeaver May 2024 #11

Often promoted by David Pecker. Sneederbunk May 2024 #12

"Son, if you play with yourself you'll go blind." JoseBalow May 2024 #14

I'm just going to keep doing it till I need glasses Marthe48 May 2024 #17

From Kentucky Fried Movie JoseBalow May 2024 #18

That is hilarious! I live in San Diego but have never seen this. Abolishinist May 2024 #26

Like most things South Park, art imitates life JoseBalow May 2024 #31

Everybody! Give yourselves a hand! Aristus May 2024 #15

Jack Handey would approve. yonder May 2024 #16

Soundtrack: LudwigPastorius May 2024 #19

I prefer Frankie Goes to Hollywood's, "Relax" Buttoneer May 2024 #22

Nah, nothing beats I Touch Myself by Divinyls Polybius May 2024 #33

"Everybody bops." Iggo May 2024 #36

Happy masturbating franken-stein_ May 2024 #23

I didn't see this OP coming. Niagara May 2024 #24

Isn't that illegal in Texas ? Beachnutt May 2024 #27

Beats me. (nt) Paladin May 2024 #38

"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter." - George Carlin sop May 2024 #28

Everyone can't date Boebert. Nt doc03 May 2024 #29

Masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most. walkingman May 2024 #30

I will keep that in mind Redleg May 2024 #32

Wait... Ohio Joe May 2024 #34

Roughing Up The Suspect! Iggo May 2024 #35

Jackson Browne - Rosie Ohiya May 2024 #37

I KNEW I was born in this month for a reason! (n/t) OldBaldy1701E May 2024 #39

Try not to beat it to death. n/t Harker May 2024 #40