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Buttoneer

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22. I prefer Frankie Goes to Hollywood's, "Relax"

Reply to LudwigPastorius (Reply #19)

Sat May 4, 2024, 02:03 PM

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May is National Masturbation Month! [View all] Buttoneer May 3 OP

Thank you for taking matters into your own hands to post that! Doodley May 3 #1

Shaking hands with the unemployed underpants May 3 #10

And don't forget to shake hands with the milkman, while you're at it! Doodley May 4 #20

Masturbation sounds so .... technical. I like the slang words better.... albacore May 3 #2

Shaking hands dweller May 3 #6

Ohmygoodness... Mad_Dem_X May 4 #25

Wow a complete list.ty albacore. debm55 May 3 #7

Dating ms Michigan Layzeebeaver May 3 #8

Yes, I like Jerk-off Month or Spank the monkey month. Doodley May 4 #21

Who else thinks this is a great month for self love ? dweller May 3 #3

I can't say Layzeebeaver May 3 #9

You talking to me ? dweller May 3 #13

The official game::: solitaire. keithbvadu2 May 3 #4

Aren't you afraid you will go blind?? debm55 May 3 #5

I was wearing bifocals in grade 4 Layzeebeaver May 3 #11

Often promoted by David Pecker. Sneederbunk May 3 #12

"Son, if you play with yourself you'll go blind." JoseBalow May 3 #14

I'm just going to keep doing it till I need glasses Marthe48 May 3 #17

From Kentucky Fried Movie JoseBalow May 3 #18

That is hilarious! I live in San Diego but have never seen this. Abolishinist May 4 #26

Like most things South Park, art imitates life JoseBalow May 4 #31

Everybody! Give yourselves a hand! Aristus May 3 #15

Jack Handey would approve. yonder May 3 #16

Soundtrack: LudwigPastorius May 4 #19

I prefer Frankie Goes to Hollywood's, "Relax" Buttoneer May 4 #22

Nah, nothing beats I Touch Myself by Divinyls Polybius May 6 #33

"Everybody bops." Iggo May 7 #36

Happy masturbating franken-stein_ May 4 #23

I didn't see this OP coming. Niagara May 4 #24

Isn't that illegal in Texas ? Beachnutt May 4 #27

Beats me. (nt) Paladin May 7 #38

"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter." - George Carlin sop May 4 #28

Everyone can't date Boebert. Nt doc03 May 4 #29

Masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most. walkingman May 4 #30

I will keep that in mind Redleg May 5 #32

Wait... Ohio Joe May 7 #34

Roughing Up The Suspect! Iggo May 7 #35

Jackson Browne - Rosie Ohiya May 7 #37

I KNEW I was born in this month for a reason! (n/t) OldBaldy1701E May 7 #39

Try not to beat it to death. n/t Harker May 7 #40

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