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Niagara

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24. I didn't see this OP coming.

Reply to Buttoneer (Original post)

Sat May 4, 2024, 03:13 PM

May 2024

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May is National Masturbation Month! [View all] Buttoneer May 2024 OP

Thank you for taking matters into your own hands to post that! Doodley May 2024 #1

Shaking hands with the unemployed underpants May 2024 #10

And don't forget to shake hands with the milkman, while you're at it! Doodley May 2024 #20

Masturbation sounds so .... technical. I like the slang words better.... albacore May 2024 #2

Shaking hands dweller May 2024 #6

Ohmygoodness... Mad_Dem_X May 2024 #25

Wow a complete list.ty albacore. debm55 May 2024 #7

Dating ms Michigan Layzeebeaver May 2024 #8

Yes, I like Jerk-off Month or Spank the monkey month. Doodley May 2024 #21

Who else thinks this is a great month for self love ? dweller May 2024 #3

I can't say Layzeebeaver May 2024 #9

You talking to me ? dweller May 2024 #13

The official game::: solitaire. keithbvadu2 May 2024 #4

Aren't you afraid you will go blind?? debm55 May 2024 #5

I was wearing bifocals in grade 4 Layzeebeaver May 2024 #11

Often promoted by David Pecker. Sneederbunk May 2024 #12

"Son, if you play with yourself you'll go blind." JoseBalow May 2024 #14

I'm just going to keep doing it till I need glasses Marthe48 May 2024 #17

From Kentucky Fried Movie JoseBalow May 2024 #18

That is hilarious! I live in San Diego but have never seen this. Abolishinist May 2024 #26

Like most things South Park, art imitates life JoseBalow May 2024 #31

Everybody! Give yourselves a hand! Aristus May 2024 #15

Jack Handey would approve. yonder May 2024 #16

Soundtrack: LudwigPastorius May 2024 #19

I prefer Frankie Goes to Hollywood's, "Relax" Buttoneer May 2024 #22

Nah, nothing beats I Touch Myself by Divinyls Polybius May 2024 #33

"Everybody bops." Iggo May 2024 #36

Happy masturbating franken-stein_ May 2024 #23

I didn't see this OP coming. Niagara May 2024 #24

Isn't that illegal in Texas ? Beachnutt May 2024 #27

Beats me. (nt) Paladin May 2024 #38

"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter." - George Carlin sop May 2024 #28

Everyone can't date Boebert. Nt doc03 May 2024 #29

Masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most. walkingman May 2024 #30

I will keep that in mind Redleg May 2024 #32

Wait... Ohio Joe May 2024 #34

Roughing Up The Suspect! Iggo May 2024 #35

Jackson Browne - Rosie Ohiya May 2024 #37

I KNEW I was born in this month for a reason! (n/t) OldBaldy1701E May 2024 #39

Try not to beat it to death. n/t Harker May 2024 #40