Please add the funniest/most adorable things children have called things that have stuck in your family

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I’ll start us off with a couple.

My nephew started calling his grandfather Daddy Tom. When asked what Daddy Tom’s wife’s name was the young boy thought a moment and asked ‘Mommy Tom?’ All subsequent siblings continued to call their grandparents Daddy Tom and Mommy Tom.

The same nephew impatiently waited for his dad to assemble a bike. After a few minutes he asked ‘don’t you need the indistructions? Forever more my family only used indestructions when assembling something.