By substituting green tea for coffee I've lost 80% of

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45. Went camping with friends years ago

Seeing that I was parched and thirsty from whatever activity, one of my friends kindly offered me a green tea in a tall, unopened can. I'd never tried it before but had heard good things, so I gratefully accepted.

It was so unbelievably foul that I looked to my other friends because I was sure I'd been pranked. "How could anyone drink this?" I wondered. "How did the first person to drink it convince the second person that it wasn't poison?"

Two decades later the questions remain unanswered, my opinion unchanged.