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EYESORE 9001

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9. I've got bad news

Thu May 1, 2025, 07:11 PM

May 1

You’re dealing with a stalker who can keep you under nearly constant surveillance. With his nose. Roughly 100,000 times more sensitive than yours or mine. Hearing is none too shabby either.

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Is there any professionals here who can identify what a stalker is. I definitely have a problem [View all] Duncanpup May 1 OP

I'm just an amateur, but I think spooky3 May 1 #1

If he's a Labrador, that explains it FullySupportDems May 1 #2

Golden retriever Duncanpup May 1 #4

My big yellow lab almost looks like a Golden retriever FullySupportDems May 1 #7

The best dogs I ever had DENVERPOPS May 1 #29

They sound absolutely magnificent FullySupportDems May 1 #40

My Zeus was part golden and part wolf AKwannabe May 2 #49

Every time I have to euthanize one of my dogs DENVERPOPS May 2 #55

It's been my experience lavoosh99 May 2 #59

Dependent personality disorder with histrionic traits? SheltieLover May 1 #3

Can you do FaceTime counseling Duncanpup May 1 #6

Only in certain states, Dunc. SheltieLover May 1 #10

Never mind Sheltie yet thank you counseling will not work. Duncanpup May 1 #12

Pffffft SheltieLover May 1 #15

Don't blame the victim!!! COL Mustard May 1 #42

If I were you, I'd be scared. Very scared. PJMcK May 1 #5

Excellent advice Duncanpup May 1 #8

I've got bad news EYESORE 9001 May 1 #9

The real danger is if stalker gains access to your fridge. SheltieLover May 1 #11

How cute. Srkdqltr May 1 #13

They stare into the very core of the food, sometimes drooling, as if they can will it into their mouths. Clouds Passing May 1 #14

We had a similar stalker. Nanuke May 1 #16

Bed cuddles are the best Duncanpup May 1 #17

Glad you tolerated his hunting failures... 10 Turtle Day May 2 #48

protection order?? Evolve Dammit May 1 #18

Respectfully, you're the problem Jerry2144 May 1 #19

Absolutely Duncanpup May 1 #23

Nothing wrong with a furry stalker with four feet Warpy May 1 #20

Hilarious Duncanpup May 1 #24

I *hope* you don't have a stalker... maspaha May 1 #21

I understand Duncanpup May 1 #25

In reality... WestMichRad May 1 #22

NO cure for the OCD in that relationship, I'm afraid. You've been CHOSEN! hlthe2b May 1 #26

You have a serious problem. Have you tried a restraining order? littlemissmartypants May 1 #27

Yeah, you have a problem. patphil May 1 #28

All I want to know is (1) Did you share the cheeseburger and (2) Did Dunc get any ice cream? LoisB May 1 #30

Yes on both burger and ice cream score Duncanpup May 1 #32

Dunc The Golden Retriever has fans. LoisB May 1 #37

Get a new dog! Jacson6 May 1 #31

Sorry, Nothing Will Help ProfessorGAC May 1 #33

You want to start a support group Duncanpup May 1 #34

Sure. As long as... ProfessorGAC May 1 #35

Absolutely Duncanpup May 2 #47

Dunc knows Practice Makes Perfect. Those toys aren't going to squeak themselves! MLAA May 2 #65

He's professional level MLAA. Duncanpup May 3 #66

Consential fairplay IbogaProject May 1 #36

Walk , don't run. Tetrachloride May 1 #38

My stalker is relentless Mountain Mule May 1 #39

Yes Duncanpup May 1 #43

Seems he took your recent advice very seriously: ''Start stocking up on essentials.'' Donkees May 1 #41

peanut buter aand vanilla ice cream? hmm. AllaN01Bear May 1 #44

The real question is does he love you or is he just using you for food? airplaneman May 2 #45

We're madly in love Duncanpup May 2 #46

Seems a benign stalker. Only get worried if your stalker starts putting on orange makeup. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz May 2 #50

I have 3 stalkers... Trueblue Texan May 2 #51

We should all be so lucky. Buddyzbuddy May 2 #52

My stalker appears when I use the can opener or open the refrigerator. milestogo May 2 #53

The bigger story is "mixing vanilla ice cream with peanut butter" What?!? Yummm! nt AnotherMother4Peace May 2 #54

I feel for you dunc. TexLaProgressive May 2 #56

I nicknamed my stalker "Creepy Watson" JoseBalow May 2 #57

Our dog is my shadow. A white one. twodogsbarking May 2 #58

I think I see the problem . Permanut May 2 #60

Yeah he wanted Figarosmom May 2 #61

The retrievers were all amateurs compared to our gsp - TBF May 2 #62

Mine has a peeping tom thing for when I'm on the loo. - "On" the loo, correct idiom? UTUSN May 2 #63

I've got one that does heavy breathing in my face Bluethroughu May 2 #64