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1. One of my favorite is.....

Sat May 10, 2025, 06:23 PM

May 10

What do you call a cow with no legs….

ground beef

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Corny Joke Thread [View all] red dog 1 May 10 OP

One of my favorite is..... Lovie777 May 10 #1

Udder nonsense. 2MuchNoise May 10 #2

Welcome to DU! red dog 1 May 10 #4

Oh! Thank you! 2MuchNoise May 10 #7

This message was self-deleted by its author Grim Chieftain May 10 #3

The DU Lounge is non-political. red dog 1 May 10 #5

This message was self-deleted by its author Grim Chieftain May 10 #8

Why don't ducks make good doctors? North Shore Chicago May 10 #6

What has four wheels and flies? red dog 1 May 12 #9

What do you get from a short legged cow? Wounded Bear May 12 #10

What do you call a bear with no teeth? red dog 1 May 19 #11

Why does a chicken coop have two doors? red dog 1 May 23 #12

Good One red dog! Clever! Thanks! George McGovern May 23 #15

Dick Van Dyke Show joke. boonecreek May 23 #13

What do you call fake spaghetti? Xavier Breath May 23 #14