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57. Funny Green Stamp story.

Like many people, my mother collected S&H Green Stamps. So anyway, there was
a redemption center at either a Wieboldt's or Goldblatt's store in the Lincoln & Belmont
shopping area on the north side of Chicago. One evening she and my father went to
redeem the stamp booklets which she kept in a brown paper bag. So they're going out
the back door and my mother grabs the first bag she sees. At the redemption center
she picks out what she wanted but noticed that the bag that supposedly had the booklets
in it had some grease spots. Embarrassed by this she dumped the bag out and half
a dozen chocolate donuts go rolling around the counter. The part that really frosted
my mom was that my dad stood there like he had no idea who this woman was.