What's the worst hotel you've ever seen? And why is it the worst?

[benld74]

28. Back in '85, La Quinta Inn - Brownsville, TX

Newly married the wife and I toured Texas. Austin, San Antonio(missions - thats another story!), Corpus Christi, Houston and back to Austin. While in Brownsville, she wanted to walk into Mexico, which we did. She wanted a silver chain necklace, which we bought. Overnight stay in the La Quinta, SHE DID NOT WANT. Well we got to the hotel too late to do anything BUT stay overnight. NOT before she made me call a hotel in Corpus Christi and book 3 days.
After she finally fell asleep, I was laying in bed when a semi-large night creature crawled over my head in the bed. I caught it in my hand, and threw it towards the door, where by the way you could see the halway light underneath the door.
I didnt tell her about the creepy crawler until the next day, as we overlooked the bay from our room in Corpus Christi! Oh and the silver chain she just HAD to have? Jeweler friend gave us the bad news of it being worth less than we paid.