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CrawlingChaos

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5. Heh, if you say so
Thu Jun 4, 2015, 10:41 PM
Jun 2015
Not sleeping with my dog is not an available option for me, so it's good that there are benefits and while I certainly agree with numbers 3, 4 and 5 -- numbers 1 and 2, not so much.

My dog is 5 lbs and basically uses terror to rule the bed. It's like sleeping with a little demon. If you've ever had a tiny dog, you probably know, they tend not to be, shall we say, easy going (I'm sure there are exceptions). It's basically like this:



My purpose in his view is a body to snuggle against, but if I should move in the night in a way that displeases him, he will unleash the most unholy LOUD demon snarl, followed by a bite to the face. He likes to bite the face. I think he thinks it gets his point across. So basically this is what I see...



And if that sounds terrible, let me tell you something -- if I could have that little guy bite my face every night of my life for the rest of my life, my god, I would do it in a heartbeat. He's the love of my life, that little psycho. He has cancer now and I'm spending my last weeks with him. If there was anything in the world I could to stop him from leaving me, I would do it. Anything.

So that's the best reason to sleep with your dog. Because every single minute with them is a precious thing, not to be wasted.

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One reason why I cannot In_The_Wind Jun 2015 #1
I once had a dog that could wake you up out of a dead sleep with his farts Major Nikon Jun 2015 #2
That's the most beautiful story lovemydog Jun 2015 #4
Sure. Blame the dog for the farts. JustABozoOnThisBus Jun 2015 #9
My farts smell like potpourri compared to that dog Major Nikon Jun 2015 #10
If I had Dog, it would be a cat seveneyes Jun 2015 #3
Sleeping with kittehs is even better KamaAina Jun 2015 #7
Heh, if you say so CrawlingChaos Jun 2015 #5
+1 Joe Shlabotnik Jun 2015 #6
thank you CrawlingChaos Jun 2015 #8
My dogs claim their space on my bed, then force me to contort my body Solly Mack Jun 2015 #11
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