35 Weird Things Every Dog Owner Has Secretly Done

[Duppers]

1. Call your dog by a nickname more often than you use their actual name.

2. Have several varieties of that nickname that get weirder and weirder as time goes on.

3. Make up songs about your dog.

4. Or put their name into songs that are already popular.

5. Lie on the floor to see what they would do if you fainted.

6. Feel disappointed if they don’t do anything.

7. Do a photoshoot of your dog every time they fall asleep.

8. Hold their paws because the paw pads are all squidgy.

9. Stare at them and wonder what they’re thinking.

10. Like if they KNOW you’re their owner.

11. And whether they like you.

12. Say their name in different voices to see how they react.


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https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/jasminnahar/weird-things-all-dog-owners-secretly-do

I definitely do #1, #9 and #10, tho I think of myself as her mom, not her owner. She knows me as "mom."