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5. Things do change as one gets older...

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Thu Jul 29, 2021, 10:45 PM

Jul 2021

Like lose skin from Weight loss, stays loose despite years of vigorous exercise and careful diet. We lose collagen.

Age spots where the sun does not shine. Like my abdomen. As well as on the face.

Men develop boobs. Women's droop.

Whiskers on women's faces. I am doomed. Runs on the Italian side of my family. Keeping the tweezers handy and busy.

Weak abdominal muscles, resulting in leaky bladders. I do 150 ab crunches every day.

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Things get interesting after 70 [View all] question everything Jul 2021 OP

Every word of this is true Ferrets are Cool Jul 2021 #1

I am almost 72 and KarenS Jul 2021 #2

you still have your dad? Skittles Jul 2021 #6

yes, I do,,,, KarenS Jul 2021 #9

aw man, you are indeed lucky Skittles Jul 2021 #10

Even more so after 73-74. marybourg Jul 2021 #3

And Timewas Jul 2021 #4

Amen to that! justhanginon Aug 2021 #27

Things do change as one gets older... ProudMNDemocrat Jul 2021 #5

get one of those little facial hair shaver things. Grasswire2 Jul 2021 #18

Tried those... ProudMNDemocrat Jul 2021 #23

Tried those... ProudMNDemocrat Jul 2021 #24

I'm not feeling too bad now. multigraincracker Jul 2021 #7

wow...just got a pacemaker last week.... bahboo Jul 2021 #12

Took a couple of adjustment and now multigraincracker Jul 2021 #15

thanks.... bahboo Jul 2021 #16

Sorry . Depends are around the corner. No Vested Interest Jul 2021 #8

Just Turned 72 colsohlibgal Jul 2021 #11

Unfortunately true. nancy1942 Jul 2021 #13

More like "after 50" for me. BigmanPigman Jul 2021 #14

Time Money Energy keithbvadu2 Jul 2021 #17

Man, this is so true...nt mitch96 Jul 2021 #22

In two months i'll be 85. Hard to keep up with all the changes. justhanginon Jul 2021 #19

Wow! Something to learn question everything Jul 2021 #21

This message was self-deleted by its author justhanginon Jul 2021 #20

It's already too interesting Random Boomer Jul 2021 #25

vertigo has me from walking outside and covid has me away from the elliptical at the gym. LiberalArkie Aug 2021 #26