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JoseBalow

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4. "Jesus walks across the water, stands and chips the ball up onto the green."

Reply to KS Toronado (Original post)

Mon Oct 27, 2025, 03:45 PM

Oct 27

Another golfer asks, "Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?"

Their caddy replies, "Actually, he is Jesus Christ. Bit he thinks he's Arnold Palmer."

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Jesus & Moses go Golfing [View all] KS Toronado Oct 27 OP

I'm not the least bit religious, but that gave me my first laugh this morning. Thanks. Biophilic Oct 27 #1

Moses replies EYESORE 9001 Oct 27 #2

When I heard this Old Crank Oct 27 #3

"Jesus walks across the water, stands and chips the ball up onto the green." JoseBalow Oct 27 #4

Had a good laugh over this one. KS Toronado Oct 27 #5

Eldering golfing "gentleman" bfoxmatt Oct 28 #6