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soldierant

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5. Jimmy didn't just study nuclear physic, he practiced it.q

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Sat Nov 1, 2025, 06:04 PM

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While in the Navy he headed a team sent to Canada to fix a malfunctioning reactor. They could only spend seconds in the room with it, so they had to practice replacing the problematic part until they could do it in that sliver of time. And it turned out they had overestimated the safe time - his urine was radioactive for months.

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I'd say dumb as a rock, but as a geologist, I would never insult rocks like that. [View all] generalbetrayus Friday OP

It talking about members of the current administration, it is hard... 3catwoman3 Friday #1

How about 'dumb as a doorknob'? EYESORE 9001 Friday #2

But doorknobs can be pretty, and are, at least, useful, whether attractive or not. 3catwoman3 Friday #3

True EYESORE 9001 Friday #4

Jimmy didn't just study nuclear physic, he practiced it.q soldierant Saturday #5