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NeoGreen

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15. All Things Dull and Ugly...

Wed Jan 23, 2019, 09:18 AM

Jan 2019

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All Things Dull and Ugly
Monty Python

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Amen.

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When Did God Create the Liver Fluke? [View all] MineralMan Jan 2019 OP

So that you could create this OP, OP? Anon-C Jan 2019 #1

I doubt that very much. MineralMan Jan 2019 #2

What answer can I offer, MM? Many lifeforms aside from those which subsist on sunlight or chemicals Anon-C Jan 2019 #3

Well, that's not a very good answer for a deity-created world. MineralMan Jan 2019 #4

I thought about it, and while I agree its a poor answer I think that it would be a pretty good... Anon-C Jan 2019 #6

There are many such questions: MineralMan Jan 2019 #5

And, was it before the Small Pox virus or after?... NeoGreen Jan 2019 #7

My daughter, who has studied virology, says no. Mariana Jan 2019 #8

They are borderline. Voltaire2 Jan 2019 #9

Incomplete, parasitic somethings. MineralMan Jan 2019 #11

I know a T4 when I see one Act_of_Reparation Jan 2019 #16

Yup. I've always been fascinated by the T4 bacteriophages. MineralMan Jan 2019 #17

Pretty wild stuff. Act_of_Reparation Jan 2019 #18

Glad to hear it. MineralMan Jan 2019 #19

God made everything. Viruses, too. MineralMan Jan 2019 #10

It's a metaphor which was created last Tuesday to test your faith. Pope George Ringo II Jan 2019 #12

In reality, God made metaphorical viruses. Bretton Garcia Jan 2019 #13

This would be funnier if they didn't engage in ritual cannibalism. Pope George Ringo II Jan 2019 #14

All Things Dull and Ugly... NeoGreen Jan 2019 #15