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Archives: April 1, 2008

does anyone have a link

There appears to no longer be free speech here equally for both candidates

Cheers!

OBAMA DEFEATS McCAIN

Day-of-Week Effect in Gallup Daily? ... and Rasmussen.

MoJo Blog: Why Hasn't Obama Received Edwards' Endorsement?

Conflicting imperatives: Clinton staying in: benefits vs. consequences

Rasmussen daily graph for 3/31/08 - Obama down 1 (46), Clinton up 1 (43)

Where on the ideological spectrum would you put this candidate?

Self-delete. Dupe.

The idiots on Hardball

Clinton Supporters Are In Favor Of Teenage Pregnancy & STD's But Against Sex Education?

A baby is NOT punishment!

A baby is NOT punishment!

So where is the proof that Hillary has paid down her debt as far back to Iowa?

Isn't Hillary expecting to be treated like a GIRL?

Michelle & Teresa in Pittsburgh

Please stop with the baby punishment threads already. Geez!

Racism

$400

John McCain: Strategy for Victory in Iraq - Add More Troops

GD:P in pictures

Our sinister plot is working..

What is in Hillary's tax return? The secret to life? A phrase that bestows enlightenment?

Is there a bill for the National Guard to be de-federalized in your state?

Rank the three remaining candidates. Online link

The real Pastorgate: McCain's embracing of an "agent of intolerance" for political gain

Does anyone know the current total of individual donors to Obama's campaign?

Unplanned Babies a Punishment for Teens? Pat Robertson Should Endorse Obama

This post is about Clinton.

I forget: when did Clinton promise to release her tax returns?

What happened to those rumors that Edwards would endorse Hillary today?

Does it feel like all we are doing is going at each other's throats?

If a child took cookies from the cookie jar on 4 occasions, but said they didn't...

can we be done now

My wife is jealous of my crush on Obama =)

"Congrats Mr. Obama, it's a little gift to the republicans".

Welcom Back Hillary Supporters

Hillary lied in her email to supporters, claiming Obama wants the race to end.

Can we have some perspective on the whole "religion" issue?

YES YES YES ... Ed Rendell Today's Worst Person in the WORLD

Democralypse leaderboard Pa straw poll

I'm Sorry DU.... I made a serious faux pas.... twice.....

Let's see if I have this straight, Hillary supporters....

Why kick divisive posts? (Pro-Obama and Pro-Hillary)

Yes Hillary. Without you in the race those primaries wont be held

I've been away from GDP for a few days. I just came back and found out that Obama hates babies

Just comparing my perception to the Wisdom of Crowds...

New Poll .... shows a very big trend for the future.

So The Bowling Photo Op Was Successful, Hence Mediawhores & Hillary Fans Trying To Sully It

Restore unity here at GDP or scream, punch, yell?

What's our chances of stealing Missouri from the Republicans?

Happy April, GDP Fools!

I would like to propose the following name for McCain in the GE...McBUSH!

I would like to propose the following name for McCain in the GE...McBUSH!

Anyone have Obama's Pelosi number ending 3/31/08? Grantcart? voiceofreason? Anyone?

Oh is this what some of you have your undies bunched up on

Barack Obama - The Wizard Of Oz

Alice Walker: "Obama is the change that America has tried to hide"

My groveling email to Rush

Do the Obama-McCrazy, Clinton-McCrazy head-to-head polls worry you at all?

Do the Obama-McCrazy, Clinton-McCrazy head-to-head polls worry you at all?

Challenge to DUers

NYT: "Carrying primary scars into the general election"

That's it! I'm definitely voting for John McCain, and NOBODY BETTER STOP ME!

I supported Dean for a year, and I never got to vote for him

They're back

Ralph Nader to Hillary: Run for as long as you like

Breaking!!!! CNN Reports Hillary to drop out of race, announcement at 11am today

Swedish Bestiality Group endorses McCain!

With the race dragging on, do you now believe that Obama should forgo public financing?

I have a huge announcement to make. Read on.

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change

*BREAKING* ANONYMOUS SOURCE UPLOADS TAPED CONFERENCE BETWEEN EDWARDS AND THE OTHER CANDIDATES

I think I am going to avoid DU for 24 hours.

I'm Getting A Little Vaklempt. Here's A Topic:

NC Primary- Do you have to be registered as a Dem??

More Shady Obama Ties:

So, say Hillary and Barack get together and agree

So, say Hillary and Barack get together and agree

Texas Caucus Convention, likely Clinton gains 1 more delegate to trim Obama's Texas lead to 98-95

Chelsea Clinton criticizes Bush in N.C.

Chelsea Clinton criticizes Bush in N.C.

ABC News: Hope Against Hope, Clinton Knows Comebacks, but Do Threats Hold Promise?

NAFTA

A History Lesson or No "Race baiting" is NOT code for "uppity".

Why do people say "let everyone vote". Are the rest of the primaries cancelled?

Hillary Has Won The Nomination!

Help Me!!! I need Obama photos! Lots of them!

Did you switch your support after reading DU forums?

THIS MODERN WORLD: Hillary's 6 point campaign plan

Hillary, "Tis Only A Scratch!"

THIS MODERN WORLD: Pick A Side Sparky

More fun with hypotheticals

Obama just gets cooler and cooler

Interesting stat: Clinton leads Obama 1672 - 1457

I bet they thought being a superdelagate was going to be easy.

Hillary will have hell to pay if McCain is the next President.

Why the Clinton people went quiet for a week.

Both candidates will lift up the downtrodden and restore justice to the world

Obama bill: $845 billion more for Global Poverty

For my 12,000th post, none of them in a cat thread, let me say this

WARNING: Obama/Clinton Feud is hurting us!!!

I watch a lot of MSNBC these days, and I am really sick of

A Federal Reserve system, evil as it sounds, could lead us to Single Payer Health Care.

Tweety: "This gets very ethnic, but the fact that he's good at basketball doesn't surprise anybody"

If you're gonna keep backing HRC, fine, but could you quit just repeating the OFFICIAL PHRASES?

John McCain said Roe v. Wade is flawed and must be overturned.

Your candidate SUCKS and WILL LOSE!

Obama Supporters... Take A Deep Breath, And Enjoy... You've Earned It...

C'mon Dean, Where's Your Scream ???

She's everywhere! She's EVERYWHERE!!

Bill Clinton Implied (race card) : Hillary Clinton Is Stronger Than Nelson Mandela

Barack Obama has gotten past affirmative action. Have we? (Slate.com article)

RIGHT NOW ON CNN and MSNBC!!!....

Pics from Collin County, TX convention (Sunday). Pic heavy

The "Unelectable" Barack Obama... A History Lesson

JOHN MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

Hillary's Secret Weapon For Rural America

Mad Lib: I asked Hillary Clinton if she thought she would become president and she said __________ .

SCAREBURROUGH ALERT. Ed Rendell, Fox News lover, on next.

I can already see that General Disscussion: Primaries will be

Barack Obama endorsed by Dickies work clothes guy, Scarborough, Buchanan now reassured

An Email my Dad sent me about the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment

Confabulator, Fantasist, Liar, Con Artist, or Confused.... which?

AP: Pelosi Says Democratic Race Should Go On

unnammed sources unaligned with either campaing provided this graph

unnammed sources unaligned with either campaing provided this graph

GD-P seems calm this week and Spring Break is over...

Obama campaign's message to the 1.75 million Floridians who voted in their Dem primary on Jan 29th

Caucusing is EASY! A great video from last November, before caucusing became EVIL!

Rasmussen Daily Clinton 45 +2 Obama 46 unchanged.

Polls Trending Up To Quickly In Pennsylvania Might Work Against Obama

Why is it fine for Obama to draw superdelegates from inside HRC territory --

If Hillary loses the PA primary, should she drop out?

Just wondering: How much do you hate the 'other' candidate?

Okay, Obama is not "my" choice but I just got a RW e-mail that is pure garbage..

Obama supporters: Hillary is not our opponent, McCain is. Focus on him, ignore her...

Where the Super Delegates Stand

****Breaking News, Hillary planning to drop out!!!******

TPM: What is this thing called the credentials committee?

As a long-time Obama Supporter, I'm switching to Clinton

Clinton Backer Says "I will be stunned if he's [Obama] not the next President..."

Asked my cat if he thought that Barack Obama would become President, and here is what he said:

A correction to some nonsense posted here on DU Maya’s poem for Hillary:

So.. who "came back"?

Clinton Backer/Superdelegate: "I'd Say Barack Obama is Going to Be the Next President"

It's Just Words........

The Last Straw

"You're a liar!"..."No, you're a liar!"...

Why would someone who's thinking of voting for McCain now be convinced to vote for Hillary?

As an Obama Supporter, I WANT Clinton to Stay in the Race until all Primaries are Over

Clinton likens herself to Andrew Golota

They should make a "Democratic Primary 2008: With Bunnies" production

They should make a "Democratic Primary 2008: With Bunnies" production

They should make a "Democratic Primary 2008: With Bunnies" production

They should make a "Democratic Primary 2008: With Bunnies" production

They should make a "Democratic Primary 2008: With Bunnies" production

After much self-analysis, I've decided that I am now supporting Hillary Clinton after all

After much self-analysis, I've decided that I am now supporting Hillary Clinton after all

If Barack loses the PA primary, should he drop out?

E.J. Dionne: The Clinton Backlash: Negativity has hurt the once-mighty Clinton brand.

So I Just Made My 1st Donation To Obama

****Heads Up: Obama Town Hall Event Now Live On CNN****

Are the Clintons caught up in their Last Hurrah? The scenarios

What's with Nancy Pelosi? Did she finally wake up to reality?

Bill Clinton won't be welcome at First Ladies Library

I love this photo!

My friends, the time has come for unity in this community.

Obama says he doesnt take money from oil companies. We say that's a little too slick (Factcheck.org)

Colbert's call to donate to public schools through his Donors Choose page

TX: Collin County Democrats' convention violated TX law (state delegation could be at risk)

Clintons uninterested in securing Dem votes from 2000-2007 when BushInc was stealing them

Typical White People

Typical White People

Hillary can stay up as late as she wants. She's an adult.

Florida did it to be "relevant". The Huff Post article is wrong.

Rasmussen: Pennsylvania: Clinton 47% Obama 42% (Obama only down 5 points!)

I seriously want to see the "bowl off"

Gallup Daily: Obama 49%, Clinton 45%

Hillary's Bosnia vacation

Clinton likens herself to 'Rocky'

Obama is winning the support of the top politicians in Puerto Rico

Obama caught Lying!

What do you think of this picture

Is this really how she wants to win (not that she can)? From Raw Story:

I can't wait until Obama is the nominee because then

Hillary Clinton and Rocky Balboa do have a lot in common...

Hillary Clinton and Rocky Balboa do have a lot in common...

Clinton challenges Obama to a "bowl-off"

Is it possible for Obama to lose the popular vote in PA but win more delegates?

Bill Clinton Won't Be Welcome At Ohio's First Ladies Library

Hillary, we aren't bowling. We're playing basketball.

Hillary Hearts the Conservative Media

Clinton blasts Treasury plan, hits McCain

Obama All Charm at Allentown Plant

Gallup: Dems not too hot on Obama/Clinton Unity Ticket

Contest Vlog to Cover the DNC! Need DU help...

Why race won't be an issue with Obama

BREAKING: Edwards to endorse Gravel!!!

How will Hillary be received by her fellow senators when she goes back to her senate seat?.

Are you supporting The Proven Liar (TM) or are you supporting our next President, Barack Obama? n/t

Rep. Emmanuel Cleaver, Clinton backer, predicts Obama win

Which of the remaining two candidates do you support?

An interesting op ed on Tuzla

Am I missing something?

Obama casts race between him, McCain

Since the "Speech" has there been any good news for the HIllary Camp?

RCP: The Casey Fly in the Clinton Ointment

OMG, Did anybody See Andrea Mitchell team up with the Wash Times to Smear Trinity, Obama and Wright?

Scenario: Hillary narrowly wins all the remaining contests. Obama still ahead in delegates.

Let's try to keep more positive for Barack.He's ahead so let's savor that for now.

Thank you Emanuel Cleaver, for proving the "Super-Delegate disaster" scenario WRONG.

"She’s a Pennsylvanian who cares about American values and Pennsylvania values.”

The truly amazing thing with the Obama vs. Clinton race

The truly amazing thing with the Obama vs. Clinton race

PA POLL: Hillary 47 (-2), Obama 42 (+3)

Hillary WASN'T LYING! Bosnia gunfire footage discovered...

Is GD:P too hard on new DU members?

April Fool's Joke Or Not? New PA Poll on Drudge Report

Obama is moving to down-to-earth oratory for working people

Clinton Backer: Obama will Win

Hillary thinks America won't elect a black man for President

Rethug 'Operation Chaos' Participants Going to Jail???

Before anybody else suggests Chuck Hagel for the Dem ticket....

Bush Cancels 2008 Presidential Election

If Obama stays close in PA and wins in NC - Give MI and FLA to Hillary

The Florida Half-count and the Michigan Compromise

Hillary supporters: please tell us how this is going to work out for

Hillary in Philly and Rocky Balboa

Joe Lieberman will be VP on BOTH Clinton and McCain 2008 tickets

What Should The Democratic Party Do? How Do We Solve This? POLL

4/1/08: HILLARY where are your TAX RETURNS?--21 days left to release them

Hamas Puppet show, Stabbing W to Death.

DELETE - Sorry - wrong forum.

Obama finally admits he can't win. Concession speech set for tomorrow at noon at Illinois capitol

Hahaha - Hillary challenges Obama to a bowl-off in PA.

Clinton blasts Treasury plan, hits McCain

Nancy Pelosi Urges End To Democratic Race

It's all bad.

Obama was the first to play the race card (piece in PA's largest newspaper)

"Minority report"?

"Minority report"?

Senate Majority Leader Reid Endorses July 1st Ultimatum For Super-Delegates

Barak Obama cannot win!

Clinton: "I’ve apprenticed, and I’ve learned how to do it, I’ve watched it being done for 8 years"

take a look

New Tuzla video verifies part of Hillary's story......

Clinton Camp: "encouraging that independents and Republicans are switching to the Democratic Party"

TPM Interview with Hillary advisor Harold Ickes

Obama the Muslim and his Christian Preacher

Hitchens on Hillary's terrifying Bosnia experience (another Slate.com article)

Question: How many troops have to die in a day before it's news?

Question: How many troops have to die in a day before it's news?

I just got flamed big time, about Hillary!

Question -- when does Texas move to the O column?

Hillary likens herself to 'Rocky'?

Hillary Clinton doesn't deserve "Democrat"

Hillary says Obama is trying to prevent North Carolina from voting

So we got the anti-baby vote and the I suck at bowling vote

Howard Dean is kicking John McCain's ass on CNN w/John King! Not letting up!

Just a thanks ...

Special commemorative 'Barocky' pic....

If you want the whole anti gay minister thing to go away

C'mon people, put the" apprentice quote" in context

Gore is not gonna step in and be the nominee

wow... my dad WV born, lifelongrepublican, commy hatin, retired marine in FL is gonna vote Obama..

Obama shouldn't tap Clinton, most Democrats say (but if Clinton is nominee most favor O for VP)

Breaking New - We're Gonna Be OK. Wall Street Says So...

McCain Gets Iraq Facts Wrong Again: Says Sadr — Not Maliki — ‘Asked’ For Ceasefire»

McCain Gets Iraq Facts Wrong Again: Says Sadr — Not Maliki — ‘Asked’ For Ceasefire»

8:1

Obama bowls like a girl, whats he trying to prove?

Ouch! OBAMA Answers McCAIN: 100 Years in a Country That Had Nothing to Do with 9/11. . .

DEATH WATCH: When will the Clinton campaign end - YOU DECIDE

Will Meeks-gate, Baby-gate and Bowl-gate have a serious impact on the PA primary?

Clinton SD Emanuel Cleaver--predicts Obama will be the nominee..he'd be surprised if he wasn't

Clinton Says Obama Wants to Stop the Votes

Is McCain too old to be President?

Breaking: Clinton Camp: "Obama Oil Ad a Crude Lie"

I asked my transgender kitty (long story) if Hillary would win the election,

Obama missed another great opportunity today!!

Crap. Once this gets out, it'll be over for Obama.

I think Bowling-gate is bigger than most people think

Obama bowling.....not cool

Obama bowling.....not cool

Skinner, can we have a day soon devoted to McCain bashing (no Obama/Clinton allowed)

Anybody else getting tired of worrying about offending feminists?

Clinton Slipping on Trust: Hillary approval rating lowest since April 2006

anyone else notice that all the republicans on tv are pushing hillary?

So you support Hillary and say you want a brokered convention

I no longer support Hillary and give my full and unequivocal support to Barack Obama

Unlike Obama, Hillary wants every state to matter!

So about these GE polls.

For anyone thinking about voting McCain or writing in if your candidate doesn't win:

For anyone thinking about voting McCain or writing in if your candidate doesn't win:

What about John McCain?

Harold Ickes Confirms That Wright Is Key Topic In Discussions

Tweety just wrote a 527C Ad Against Hillary. She lands in Bosnia with Sniper Fire Reigning Down

McNasty ...McLame's own school gave him that nickname

I owe a few DUers an apology

Question -- when does Texas move to the O column?

Interesting quote from Ickes regarding the popular vote

Hillary "misremembers" NAFTA

Clinton's convention strategy in doubt - She won't have support of the Credentials committee

Should John Edwards visit Hillary and explain to her why he dropped out of the race?

Obama Thugs Harrass Black Philly Mayor For Endorsing Hillary

Help DU pay it's legal bill!!!

Dean says no to idea of a 'super delegate' pre-convention

It would be easier to back HRC if she actually WAS a feminist. But she's not.

RNC unveils flying superhero donkey

Hillary: "We gotta have Homegrown Oil"

Iranian who brokered Iraqi peace is on U.S. terrorist watch list

Bowlers do not belong in the White House!!!

We all need to take time out to laugh a bit...

Well did I miss the John Edwards endorsement?

MSNBC: Contessa Brewer just now said...March Fundraising Numbers

If Obama or Clinton or any of us could just induce a spectacular mental breakdown in McCain...

More on Scaife

Hillary dirty tricks in TX: a firsthand account

Shut Up about Edwards! Who cares who he endorses?

Hillary with a 12 point spread over Obama

Prove it....

Did JRE supporters ever defend his meeting with Mellencamp?

Holy Crap! New SUSA Poll Shows Obama up two points in PA. BALL GAME OVER

EDIT: OMG this "apprentice comment " is going to be hard to live down

EDIT: OMG this "apprentice comment " is going to be hard to live down

Gotta say it. Hil's campaign has gone way corny and cheesey.*

Rasmussen Reports Pennsylvania: Clinton 47% Obama 42%

Choices

Pennsylvania - Clinton's lead eroded down to +5

Soccer Moms for McCain/Romney ticket could hurt Obama

Remember when the media told it is was going to be Clinton vs Giuliani?

"I saw my father march with Martin Luther King"

MEDIA MATTERS DEBUNKS Andrea Mitchell's Baby Punishment Charge

April Fool.

KO reruns first Special Comment tonight!

REMINDER! I heard Al Gore to be on CNN (Larry King)....Set youTIVO or Watch!

Did HRC supporters ever defend her meeting with Melon Scaife?

Obama should challenge Hillary to accept the debate in NC & to release her tax returns-NO JOKE.

Richard Mellon Scaife - A Progressive Who Loves The LGBT Community

PA Governor Rendell WORST person on Countdown

Moqtada Al-Sadr asserts dominance, embarrasses Maliki and U.S.

Damage to the Clinton Brand. E.J. Dionne.

AP: Obama wins most Texas delegates

200,000 of 230,000 newly registered Penn. voters... R 4 Obama

SUSA PA Poll: Clinton 53 (-2), Obama 41 (+5)

Harold Ickes Confirms That Wright Is Key Topic In Discussions With Super-Delegates

Need DU Help: My Video to Vlog The DNC; Please VOTE!

ACTION ALERT: Obama supporters help Richardson finish paying off his debt.

Independent frontpage: USA 2008: The Great Depression

To Moderator MVD and others, an apology

Famous DB Cooper's 1971 ransom money up for auction.

'Radical right could be stirred by election results'.

A beginners guide to understanding Obama supporters.

My dad's (a registered Republican) letter to Congress regarding torture

DEMOCRAT'S FOR HILLARY ON CNN BLOG

Now that we've opened international flying, who's ready to open domestic air competition?

Alphonso Jackson's Greatest Hits- Remixed

MSNBC is NOT airing "free 60-minute Obama campaign commercial"

Statewide smoking ban said to accelerate decline in charitable gambling in Minnesota

OH SHIT 2.0 !!!!!!

Gallup: Most Democrats - Obama better against McCain and longer campaign hurts party

Sign up to host an Iraq War Town Hall Forum!!

Gallup Poll: Majority of Republicans and Democrats Believe Obama Tougher Opponent for McCain

Late March snow stuns Twin Cities

Tornadoes and warnings, Mon March 31 AR, OK, MO, IL

So ... Paulson comes up with a 218 page plan for more power.

Hillary: Here is why popular vote should not matter to the super delegates! (4/1/2008)

WTF is going on over at Air America's Website?

Wall Street Bandits Like Paulson's Plan: Bring In Eliot Spitzer!

Dean Baker: Someone has to pay

Obama's Appalachia Predicament

Military report: secretly ‘recruit or hire bloggers.’

John McCain: Strategy for Victory in Iraq - Add More Troops

Clinton: will "try to be, you know, very careful not to leave words out in what I say"

Obama the Reconciler: A View from Iraq

Independent UK: USA 2008: The Great Depression

Life-imitates-art quote of the day in BushAmerica:

Pelosi Preparing to Refuse Further Iraq Funding(!!!)

“OBAMA SUPPORTERS” DAILY NEWS Tuesday April 01-2008

It's the Math

Woman calls for BB-gun ban in Ocala

Is The Daily Show new Tonight?

Someone make these anti-McCain ads!

Why I am no longer sweating the Hillary campaign's small stuff

Michele Bachmann....Bringing the crazy

Yahoo!: The sputtering economy dominates "how to" searches.

Wow, all these old threads bashing Obama are being kicked to the top of the board

TYT: How Would Hillary Handle the Next Cuban Missile Crisis?

2 men charged with hate crime in North Seattle beating

Holy crap: Lou Dobbs foaming at the mouth nearly refers to Rice and Obama as "cotton-pickers"

New OMB Activist Tool

Another Pledged Delegate for Obama. . . in Mississippi!

Tuesday Primary TOON Updates

To All the Brilliant DU Strategists:

Kevin Phillips NAILS what should be the Big Issue -- Destruction by Big Finance

I want to understand Hillary's healthcare plan.

Hil is right, She and Rocky are alike

PHOTOS: Day Four of Barack Obama's Pennsylvania Bus Tour

Mandatory Monday Malloy Truthseekers check in!!

Mandatory Monday Malloy Truthseekers check in!!

From the mouths of babes...

CNN: Government negligent in Utah mine collapse

Texas Patient Wins Landmark Acquittal in Medical Marijuana Case

I might take a rare (for me) 24 hour break from DU.

BREAKING: Condoleeza Rice Stuns With Resignation

I don't think I'll be able to take it today with all of the April Fools joke posts here

Analyst Predicts Corn Rationing in 2008

Is this bullshit or what?

Sadr City to Develop NYC Roosevelt Island

New Poll .... shows a very big trend for the future.

Happy Tenth Anniversary, Viagra. Here's Some Wood!

Navy SEAL killed in Iraq to get Medal of Honor

Maybe its wrong but... would a Federal Reserve system work for Universal Health Care?

The Straight Dope

What does Forkboy hate April Fools Day?

I've been training my dog to compete with Barney

North American Union & VCHIP Truth

Anyone else just see Chuck Hagel working to preserve his Senate seat on TDS?

I Will NOT Vote For Hillary If She's Nominated.

'Record 75 Million Americans Now Pretending They Own Their Own Homes'

I Will NOT Vote For Hillary If She's Nominated.

Haven't seen much commenting on Cuba lately...

Helen Thomas is not dead to me.

Today is my 20th anniversary...

Clinton Steps Down for the Good of the Party!

CNN Poll - April Fool's Pranks

CPAP users: Got this email from my online CPAP supplier today.

Pelosi Preparing to Refuse Iraq Funding

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What in the world is the blivet doing in Ukraine?

Obama Sure Doesn't Know A Lot Of Things

BREAKING!! Something you'd like to see happen, but didn't!!!11!

Obama supporters: Get a clue

In the next 21 hours and 25 minutes...

Iraqi casualties at highest level since August

Holy Crap! New SUSA Poll Shows Obama up two points in PA. BALL GAME OVER

Flintstone '08

Since we only get three threads per day in GDP, I want to help you save your threads.

The Worst of the Logobama Generator (dial up warning)

It's April 1st. and I'm turning off my Internet connection

You may have a problem.

Asking a Judge to Save the World, and Maybe a Whole Lot More

Benedict XVI to become Southern Baptist...

BREAKING: President Bush to announce lifting of Cuban Embargo. Press confrence scheduled for 10 am

The Feds are suing WALMART

delete

Can An Apostrophe Substitute For an Entire Word or Partial Phrase?

Knight-Ridder still has its facts wrong: The '76 PA primary was not the last time it counted.

The woman is a pathological liar. She. Just. Never. Stops. Lying.

Indiana Clinton 52 Obama 43

Indiana Clinton 52 Obama 43

Iranian who brokered Iraqi peace is on U.S. terrorist watch list

Boeing Throws In The Towel On 787

Government Auditors Issue Scathing Review Of Pentagon's Weapons Budget-Overruns Hit $295B

Obama should drop out

Paulson's Fig Leaf

Hillary's Bosnia vacation

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Working People of Pennsylvania: Do The Right Thing...Vote For Obama!

Working People of Pennsylvania: Do The Right Thing...Vote For Obama!

Truckers' strike

*******Breaking News AP: Obama wins Texas********

Let's settle this once and for all. Some DUers say

Addressing the tone of discourse in GD: P

I hope Clinton stays in the race as long as she can.

As an April Fools joke, Clinton challenges Obama to a bowl-off

Why Doesnt Walmart just donate 1 million to Deborah Shank?

Bush declares himslef Emperor, abolishes elections

Muqtada al-Sadr

Protesters in Ukraine burn Bush in effigy

I have had it, I'm through.

Hillary suppporters: Explain to me how the final numbers can work ...

STOP. THIS. SHIT. NOW. MCLAME IS THE ENEMY

Barack Obama’s Latest Pastor Problem: Anti-Gay Rev. James T. Meeks

WTF? Harman: I Didn't Know Surveillance Program Broke The Law

Bush and the Israeli-Palestine Issue

Delegate Calculator: If Obama wins 50% of remaining pledged delegates, he only needs 30% ... ( TIA )

April Fools! ...Pfc Jessica Lynch was "saved" April 1, 2003

Ralph Reed, novelist.....

USA 2008: The Great Depression (The Independent)

RAP: HILLARY IN THE HOUSE

59%

Hillary behind the scenes: Trying to make the case that Obama is unelectable because he's black

DAMNNNNNNN just found out BIL is going to Iraq

Hillary and Bill = Evita and Juan Perón

Jay Bookman, AJC: "Clinton suffers ‘campaign bubble’ syndrome"

Sorry to dissapoint Obamabots but Hillary's weakness in polling after Bosnia was a temporary thing

NY Times: Insurers Faulted as Overloading Social Security

AAR stream still not working

Are The Competing FISA Bills Going To Conference This Week?

Have you noticed that Hillary mostly talks about Obama and he

Have you noticed that Hillary mostly talks about Obama and he

Clinton encyclopedia 2008!!!!

John McCain's 20 most Spicy quotes... This has been posted before...

Have any of you who....

Have any of you who....

British Human Rights Watchdog Questions 42-day Terror Law

Pelosi: President Should Consider Boycotting Olympics' Opening

Hey Nancy, boycotting the opening of the Olympics should be "off the table"

The Nation: War is Hell

Pelosi says that President Insane...

Managing Pennsylvania Expectations: A Tale of Four States

Before the 15th amendment went into effect,

John F Kennedy was killed by government agents

Well, I guess Chelsea is fair game now too....

The Today Show just interviewed Phil Donohue and Tomas Young re Body Of War

Trying to Shove Hillary Aside (commentary by Marie Cocco)

Pentagon balked on gay partner travel

Was it a mild winter where you live?? .. it's always

Can't vote for a Presidential candidate who rolls a 37 in an Altoona bowling alley...

Iraqi death toll climbs sharply BBC

Pentagon balked on gay partner travel; Pelosi intervenes

A long time ago....

4012

Richardson's response

Obama answers a 2nd grader: "How to Become President"

Military report: secretly ‘recruit or hire bloggers.’

The "new" Regis and Kelly of Morning Talk television...

Is our world changing for the better? A White Miss. police chief says race is why

So how come, with all the push for deregulation, no one from either party EVER

Stock Market not really 12,200...

First Poll shows Hillary ahead 2:1 in KY

Dean Baker: H1-B Workers and Gains From Trade

Bush Admin's Secret Iraq Intel Source "Curveball" Revealed

Dr. Maya Angelou....

Bush Administration Manipulates DNI McConnell As Top Intelligence Lobbyist»

Remember Paul O'Neill? Or, "What happens to competent people in the * Admin"

For the Last Time: MAYA ANGELOU Wrote THIS Poem 4 Hillary & Supports Hillary

Republican Economic Strategy/Campaign Strategy for 2008

I busted AAR site

How will * be remembered? Poll in AZ Republic newspaper.

This Is Another Useless April Fools Post

The White House Press Pass (Tom Toles)

Teenage girls with a baby are punished.

The Nation: YouTube for Smart People

If this doesn't demonstrate the excesses of government wiretaps, I don't know what does.

David Russels World Clock... good one link>>

if you have a vasectomy we will give you a gun

Vietnam Vets Against McCain

WH Official: "American blood is going to have to buy off the British failure in Basra."

"Can Obama Attract the REAL Voters.. the Ones Who Know How to Bowl?"

Why I'm switching my support to Hillary Clinton

Lighten up people - it is April Fools, and Hillary was having a little fun with Obama

Al Gore To Run As An Independent!.... Sources Tell Grist

The Nation: It's a Scandal, All Right

The Nation: Lesson of Basra..

Can anyone here read Russian?

Stormy days for Commercial Aviation

Hillary: "He should take his campaign out of the gutter"

Here Comes An "I Told You So." DOJ Kept Lawsuit Re EVote Fraud Squashed for 2 Years

VA Senate Race: Warner 55, Gilmore 39

Analyst Predicts Corn Rationing in 2008

Beyond The New Deal by Howard Zinn

Damage to the Clinton Brand. E.J. Dionne.

Comedy Central Endorses Alan Keyes for President for April Fools Day

Our tax dollars at work in Iraq...After April 15th, we will have more money to purge Iraq.

Have you looked at Act Blue today?

Fed eyes Nordic-style nationalisation of US banks

Bush Administration Manipulates DNI McConnell As Top Intelligence Lobbyist

Gore will announce candidacy as Independent!

Who In The World Is Rachel Maddow?

Tax Rebate Question

Mobile phones 'more dangerous than smoking'.

Since individuals can incorporate, does that mean they count twice as much as the rest of us?

Trapped In Their Homes, Families Fall Victim To Sickness and Hunger

Will Sub-prime Mortgage Crisis Be A Financial Katrina?

Dallas County votes to continue funding DNA evidence review team

A fool for Fool’s Day--Our Prez - Today’s Headlines 4/1/08

A caller on Thom Hartmann just said that truckers are striking today

It's a Scandal, All Right - By: Mary Mapes

Anyone listen to the Al Sharpton show?

Hillary's Bowling Remarks Just Shown on MSNBC...

The Destructive Rise of Big Finance

Air America listen live isn't working. Do you have to be premium member to listen?

NAFTA Will Prevail Regardless Of U.S. Election: Wilkins (U.S. ambassador to Canada)

A ‘Perfect Storm’ of Hunger

Mugabe ready to step down: sources

Those GOP Scandals Just Keep Coming

In honor of the true April Fool, W., can anyone be a worse president than George W. Bush?

New Orleans red light cameras go live today

The Taxpayer Bailout Of Banks And Brokers Has Begun...

White House may drop insistence on telecom immunity.»

Bank news, economic data boosts stocks

Apparently Bush is the Best President

Why do most of the radio and tv commercials have a blaring guitar in the background? What....

Mr. T brought boy out of coma

cspan3 today: Oil CEOs and Price Issues

Does John McCain have VD? (Vascular Dementia)

But...I thought kids in the ME only liked guns and stuff???

George Bush's mission

Under last-minute Florida bill, state inmates could do time elsewhere

I dunno...I smell a hoax in this "list of hoaxes"

Women kisses Beaver in Public .... Damn Liberals .... warning graphic pix

gays, straights, perceptions, and...Alaska

Eleanor Mondale's Brain Cancer Returns (reported this past Feb)

E-mail threat to governor leads to child porn conviction

"We had a few beers. I fed a calf with a big bottle. That went alright . Then we went bowling. . ."

Tuesday's Bizarro -- here's yet another Obama supporter

"The issue is not Iraq. The issue is dealing with the consequences of our failure in Iraq,"

Ex GOP Rep. Bob Barr To Seek Libertarian Nod, May Get Ron Paul O.K.

Rules to be waived for border fence

Well we DO know one thing, Obama Sucks at Bowling!!! He bowled a 37 for the T.V. Cameras!

OH SHIT!!!!!!!

Have race horses gotten faster over the decades?

Federal government to bypass over 30 laws to build border fence

Desai may be told: ‘Not so fast, Doc’

I'm disappointed at all of the disgust going on around here

Key climate decision should wait for new US president: UN

Is there a bill for the National Guard to be de-federalized in your state?

Corrupt DINO Al Wynn, who was stomped by Donna Edwards in the primary, is stepping down early....

Seriously, John McCain?

After losing two homes to wildfires, San Diego couple plans to rebuild......underground!

Anchors for Progressives

IBM Barred from Doing Business with the US Government - Over a Contract It Didn't Win

Well this is disgusting for sure... Anybody see this.. I know the source is questionable...

Thank you DUers! My 1000th post

Maliki went to IRAN to meet with al-Sadr

Student calls McCain out for political motivations of school appearance.»

Nader Tells Gravel to Get Out of Race

Hunger strike for impeachment

Who said this?

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys something:

There's something deeply ironic about the wish for Gore to be chosen as

Shut Up About AL GORE! Pick him and you will have Hillary and Obama supporters pissed!

Coloradans, the Dark Lord is headed your way.....Make sure you extend him a warm greeting......

NPR's Talk of the Nation is supposed to be about black churches tomorrow if anyone is interested....

Calling All Floridians - especially around Tallahassee!

He's baaaaaaack...

Daily dose of wisdom from Noam Chomsky:

John Coryn up on senate floor now, cspan2

MSNBC to air free 60 minute Barack Obama infomercial tomorrow at 7PM.

The Gilligan Presidency....(Morin TOON)

Lieberman Is Officially the New Zell Miller

Role Reversal: Sony/BMG Under Investigation for Software Piracy

Clinton 70 electoral votes better than 0bama, 0bama gets crushed 324-205

OK, I picked up "The Shock Doctrine" again after taking a mental-health break from reading it.....

OK, I picked up "The Shock Doctrine" again after taking a mental-health break from reading it.....

New name for Obama supporters..

New name for Obama supporters..

Occasionally I turn on Rush in the car for a couple minutes

pictures of Tehran

pictures of Tehran

BREAKING!!! Pelosi Puts Impeachment Back on the Table!!

Things you will never hear during election 08...

Ann Coulter to enter convent. Takes preliminary vows.

gest Kozakiewicza Boosh

At old high school, McCain addresses temper issue

What happened to the Yahoo Discussion Boards?

Clinton's campaign does not remind me of Rocky. It reminds me of Spinal Tap

Air freight company debuts new open door policy.

'Bastard Tongues' book review

TEDTalk Tuesday: Eighteen Minutes with an Agile Mind

Dems to Embed Bloggers at DNC Convention

A quintessential Fox News story: The 'Recession' Is a Media Myth

NYT: Inside the Black Budget (This is not an April Fools Day bad joke!)

ACLU: Newly Unredacted Docs Confirm Lack of Oversight of Military’s Domestic Surveillance Powers

DNI McConnell insults Feingold's intelligence

Desperation and high fuel costs prompting daring fuel thefts in Eugene, Oregon....

Voting Company: Fraud whistleblower "Disgruntled", Facts: "Not!"

House Panel Launches Probe: Did FBI Ignore Threats To Jail Black Voters?

Flying Penguins Found By BBC Programme

Bill Frist Is Trying to Make a Nashville Crony from CCA Into Federal Judge

Man Arrested After Firing Gun To Honor Dead Friend

WHY? HOW? caught the line-up for c-span 2 this weekend--and that brain-dead moran

FRONTLINE tonight - Bad Voodoo's War

Bwaa Haa. Asshat Inhofe up on the Senate floor saying "Really good things hapenning in Iraq...

I think Obama/Hagel would be unbeatable

US wants 3,600 new troops in Darfur soon

Judge: $1M in Legal Fees for Boehner

Watching "Race for the White House with David Gregory"....

A moral dilemma.

Heads up on this Barack Obama supporters...

Shadowy Group Hearts Norm Coleman (R-MN)

Hillary FIRED for LIES and UNETHICAL BEHAVIOR

After 7 years of my way or the highway Hagel now says we have to work together?

Caption this * pic...

Yale to World: Oops...

Myths and lies that disempower the people.

How could Chelsea misremember Bosnia the same way Hillary did?

Happy day today.

Pensito Review News Roundup for April 1, 2008

Huffington Post: The Top 10 Myths Keeping Hillary In The Race

I would support repealing the 22nd Amendment

I would support repealing the 22nd Amendment

How the Air Force One Hybrid Works

HELLS KITCHEN. season opener tonight

ANALYSIS-Iraqi crackdown backfires, strengthens Sadrists

Nader announces running mate, press conference at 3:00 DST

Iranian who brokered Iraqi peace is on U.S. terrorist watch list

Someone on MSNBC said that the "market" sets oil prices. Is that true? Isn't it OPEC, a cartel?

Okay, so maybe it wasn't the most creative or original ... so sue me ...

Gold futures tumble more than 3% as dollar rallies

The Republican Party: Party of Hypocrisy

Hillary Gains Allies - US Docs Support Universal Health Care

Ugly April Fool's joke....I hate this shit.

Okay I'll admit it-I had no idea the oil co. execs were so diversified

Records of British Female Spy Revealed

Baghdad's Sadr City mourns its dead and injured

Behavior detection agents? Didn't even know we had em at airports

Help! Can't get Air America to feed -- anybody else? Thanks. nt

Food, fuel, and fascism.

Any news re the independent trucker strike?

A brief chart to illustrate that gold is not the stable investment some claim:

Deal 'close' for Mugabe to leave

Larisa Alexandrovna: "Permanent Repub Majority PT. IV" How GOP Interests Sought To Topple Dems In MS

Cool Subprime/Alt-A Map-Database From The Fed....

Just another taser death...

For you astrology nuts; What's your candidate's sign?

For you astrology nuts; What's your candidate's sign?

PIA ...poor in America

Former Brighton teacher in sex case violates probation, jailed

Governors daughter may have been "given" her MBA from University

A Little Girl Talk (Boys Cordially Invited)

A Little Girl Talk (Boys Cordially Invited)

A Little Girl Talk (Boys Cordially Invited)

Huffington Post: "The Untold Story About How the GOP Rigged Florida and Michigan

Heather Mills 'may return to court for new Paul McCartney fight'

Intelligence Community Won't Release Iraq NIE Report

LaLa_RawRaw's "Alabama GOP Corruption - THE GRAPHIC"

CNN, MSNBC out pacing Fox in key demographic

'It Becomes Almost Impossible To Find A Purpose In What We Do.'

A little fun tonight - what you should major in, in college

Your donation dollars at work.

I guess Hillary Clinton gets a free pass for her support and alliance with homophobes

Lima Man Pleads Guilty To Drug Charges In Deadly SWAT Raid

Some U.S. homes worth less than their copper pipes

This still chokes me up. When I can watch this with a dry eye, I'll hang it up.

Look what Google's doing! It's so cool!

Cost of Jeb Bush's secret CSX deal skyrockets from $491 Million to $649 Million.

Federal scientist says CDC bosses ignored warnings about contamination in trailers

OPERATION CHAOS: Rush Limbaugh's Primary shenanigans could backfire

Which state is cursed with the crappiest pair of Senators?

Condi's workout reveals a fit diplomat (interview with Fitness magazine)

Tuesday TOONS: George Bush is the Bestest President evah!

Rise Hillary. Rise.

Dumpster Diving: not just for the homeless & anarchists anymore.

Gas Tax to Fight Global Warming?

Hillary Clinton's Five Stages of Grief

Bill Scher: Privatizing Our Security, Wasting Our Money

Q1 2008 Ratings: MSNBC @ 7, 8 & 9

Deathwatch: My first day

More Corruption at Mukasey’s Justice Department? - BY Scott Horton

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY. Be careful what you click on around here.

ABC obtains early script of Stones 'W': Depicts Bush's Hard-Partying Youth and Feuds With Sr.

Caption Bush

High school graduation rates less than 50% in inner cities

Will Tweety get a Tingle up his leg tomorrow when Obama is a guest?

Importing workers in the National Parks and Michael Parenti's concept of third-worldization of U.S.

Which Holiday is more annoying?

Alec Baldwin: A Vote for Hillary Is a Vote for the Death of the Dollar

McCain: Human Rights Violations: "a Skeleton in his closet: UNFIT to hold public office!"

Ebert: Surgery did not restore speech

New poll numbers show Clinton supporters defecting from Obama in big way

Oil Company Welfare Queens on CSPAN-3 begging Congress not to cut off their benefits.....

Boy, 10, charged with rape

Walmart backs down, lets Shank family keep $$!

Food Price Hikes Changing U.S. Eating Habits

From those who fought in World War II to our soldiers today. . .

COURT ORDERS WHITE HOUSE TO HAND OVER DOCUMENTS IN CREW LAWSUIT = E-mail

Fascism... On The March Police Arresting 80 Year Old Ladies In WheelChairs!

Hersh: children raped at Abu Ghraib, Pentagon has videos.

Elizabeth Edwards Asks McCain: Why Are People Like Me Left Out of Your Health Care Proposal?

Feingold to Director of Intel McConnell: "you should issue an immediate correction and an apology"

Myths That Must Die: When The Stock Market Does Well, Everyone Does Well!

Boy, 5, Robbed At Birthday Party

Blowing holes in Hillary camp's electoral vote argument: Clinton or Obama vs. McCain

The top economic stories on MSNBC.com as of 4PM Tuesday (I am NOT making this up).

Follow the money .... and who is receiving it !!!! n/t

Listening to these arrogant oil aholes, it's time to nationalize the oil industry.

Police fear foul play in disappearance of 7-year-old South Salt Lake girl

KO's Worst Person- Ed Rendell-KO called him an idiot

Wal-Mart Drops Injured Worker Claim (Olbermann - -> Deborah Shank)

DU RED ALERT: CARPETBOMBERS NEEDED NOW!!!

Debunking more Hillary spin. Her co-chair stopped the revote, not Obama. Also truth about DNC ruling

Is the IRS a fraud being perpetrated on the American people?

How much does Wal-Mart save its customers?

Rachel Maddow's Happy Birthday Appreciation Thread

People who post those stupid April Fool jokes in GD should have their fingers ripped off

OMG, I'm still fuming over what just happened to me this morning.

McBooted perv sues

Frank talk about legalizing marijuana -->>

Don't Boycott The Olympics! End The Hypocrisy!

Got a Job, Can’t Afford Health Coverage

BREAKING NEWS: Wal-Mart backs off Shank family

Fundraising poor: Clinton to keep March numbers secret

Look at what the FreeRepublic posted about McCain back in 2000...

Anybody here believe the US needs foreign workers for IT jobs?

What's sad is,I've seen Obama before....in the young Wonkies: Bill Bradley, the wonky

Pennsylvania: Clinton 47% Obama 42% Rasmussen Reports

It's not that drop out rates are below 50% in "inner cities"; it's below 50% in cities period.

San Diego Measles Outbreak Shows The Effect of Vaccine Exemptions

ARGH!

Went to the re-sale shops this afternoon.

I don't get it, but it just seems to belong in the Lounge...

IzaSparrow just found one of his birthday presents

Won't it be fun to begin doing national countdowns for the # of days Bush

I'm at a loss for words

Songs that have "SMILE" in the title or lyrics!

Another One Bites the Dust!

Note To Self: When starting your next band, be sure to title it "Baby Punishment"

OMG Peter Griffin is REAL!

So Al Gore, Gordie Howe, and Air America all have birthdays today?

My Head Hurts But It Is Making Me Laugh...

Breaking!! Paul Giamatti and David Schwimmer in fist fight in NYC!

So, I'm watching "How I Met Your Mother" tonight (spoiler)

man o man o man o man . . .

Entering for a Trip to Vlog at the Democratic National Convention - Video Link

Who Were You Born?

Arrrgh!! Group research papers suck!!!11!!!

YAHOOTIE!

Al Gore '08

11:00 pm Eastern, the original movie on Sci-Fi Channel.

I took 3 loratab 7.5 and still not asleep

Those sons of poxy whores at Safeway did not have the mythical vegan Doritos.

Ok...what?

if more ppl will die from cellphone use than smoking...

Last night I dreamed I was buddies with the "Sex and the City" women

warmer weather... means to me

My dad's (a registered Republican) letter to Congress regarding torture

DUCK! part deux . . .

I walked 50 miles in March

So I Get A Call From Someone In Tennessee Asking Me Why I

Is there danger in your bottled water?

a story before I go to bed

Exposing NSA’s Warrantless Wiretapping Program and How the WH Pressured the NYT to Kill the Story

Bed

Some wall paper for your PC - if ya have some good ones post em please!

fuck..... agent Mike just called

well, I think I can sleep now...Thanks for helping me thorugh a rough day

Latest numbers "very encouraging" for Hillary

Latest numbers "very encouraging" for Hillary

.

Glasses for CHEAP...My wife just got NEW glasses for $60 instead of the $420 Lenscrafters wanted...

Okay, ouch. I think I just strained something...

Well, my thesis has been turned in!!

Leading Pennsylvania Jews endorse Obama

Is it easier to raise a girl or a boy?

Twins....

My (Her) Cat Pees EVERYWHERE.

BREAKING NEWS: Jessica Simpson released from Cedars-Sinai after being treated for kidney infection

Here's to all the baby boys out there.

Proud to say I have 1776 posts!

Bessie Smith = Under-appreciated

A report on the Jenkem crisis

*

March 31, 1968

March 31, 1968

Yikes!! The beagle is howling and growling at the door, like she wants to attack someone/thing.

Is this an April fools joke?

The tiny, tiny violins are out...

It's almost 1:30 in the morning and I'm watching Black Adder.

Less than a month!

The band Nightwish is going green!

Would like some advice: To quit or not to quit that is the question.

More Google innovation

3rd-Graders Accused Of Plot To Hurt Teacher

anyone ever taken an alaska cruise?

Forkboy hates lazy and weak grammas. Can anyone help him out here?

Breaking: Obama Oath to be Administered by Thomas

self delete

Casting sucks.

Wow, we've had almost no internet for over 4 hours...

Exhausted.

Dammit!!!

For Hillary, the writing is on the wall. Just the facts:

is bartcop playing a joke?

Apparently, having a girlfriend half his age has been very good for KO.

Well, that's the last time I slide a "Rick Roll" into a GD-P thread!

How to sink your own thread

The Many Loves of George W

FAA Investigates Whether Go! Pilots Slept in Flight

HP announces new white calibration standard for digital cameras

Boeing Throws In The Towel On 787

80s music is the new oldies

Silver is now home from his surgery!

RIGHT NOW ON CNN and MSNBC!!!....

How to have fun with a beater car...

Thread killing

Do you have a grievance with me? Can we make peace?

Do you have a grievance with me? Better take another look at the collective bargaining agreement

So...Brussel Sprouts

Fuck Jack Armstrong, and fuck the Vienna Woods.

I sent someone after a bucket of steam today for an April Fools joke..IT WORKED!

I sent someone after a bucket of steam today for an April Fools joke..IT WORKED!

My intern just got his next internship at The General Assembly!!! Virginia

stacey grove

Johnny Depp was in my town filming some movie about John Dillinger.

There are only two days in a year where we're excused to sound like freepers

My friend's April Fool's Joke

I was doing some yard work two weeks ago....mainly with my weed-eater.

Does evolution ever just AWE you?

Youtube is RickRolling everyone

What Is Your Best April Fools Joke?

My granddaughter's April Fool's prank

Beavers genetically modified to build levees--why doesn't the government investigate that?

Live! REM ...on.... the Today Show?

A couple pictures of Lisa and Me from this weekend ---- please post your own

So babies come from THERE?

"Walking on the beaches, looking at the peaches..."

Have I ever mentioned how much I love Skinner?

Do all men survive menopause?

...His name was Robert Paulson

alright, I admit it, I'm Skinner's sockpuppet

This just in!! Skinner cancels April Fools day on DU and....

That Du Adbot poster, is he/she/it a troll?

This just in! Skinner cancels April fools day on DU....

Life is not fair sometimes

Join Together...

Why does this guy get to keep the money?

"Illegal Alien" is a Republican buzzword and I refuse

Hi, I am a born again DU'r

Oh crap! when is recycling day?

My Real Name is Joe Louis Barrow III

Roger Ebert has lost ability to speak, will not rejoin show

Personal finance guru Dave Ramsey

Fuck Lance Armstrong,and fuck Tiger Woods.

Forkboy hates lazy and weak grammar. Can anyone help him out here?

***BREAKING*** WORLD ENDS! Only the clueless don't realize it yet!

I'm thinking of buying Detroit

Gizmodo is hilarious today. Everything is about Mr. T

I just bumped into my cat and said "excuse me".

I just found out I am pregnant!

Gmail Custom Time

Hey NYC DUers. How gentrified is East Harlem?

Some job hunting/interview advice

Oh Oh... Randi is On

My boss said "you will never get into my office, I have the only key."

Just in case you don't REALLY know DNC rule 11A:

So . . .

Who Is Going To LynneCoulters Barbecue 19April? After Today

Why do cops, firefighters ALWAYS leave their engines running?

My old dog walked all the way around the woods today without help.

please.make.it.stop.

Hey Guys!!! Want to have some fun???

While I"m outting myself I'm outting some of YOU FOLKS too

Working on a sex farm

GMail releases new software. Never be late again

The first thing I want to do when I get into a hotel room....

Third graders plotted to murder teacher

If you were thinking about googling "Nazi orgy"

Sorry I havent been around much lately

Beware: AFLAC Scam

BUSH RESIGNS!...OBAMA QUITS!.....CLINTON RUNS AWAY TO EUROPE!...

I just found out I am pregnant!

Gahh! I succumbed! Damnit...

To support DU, I bought thong panties from the DU store - Discuss.

Origin of April Fools Day-the Knights Templar killed a bunch of cows in a Chicago garage

DUer challenges Mississippi's count: Media confirms Obama+1 Clinton-1

Ah the lovely sounds of spring..not:(

I'm disappointed in DuStrange.

I'm disappointed in TurtleandSue because she is disappointed in DuStrange.

The April Fools Jump the Shark post a stupid gif thread

Delaware State Quarter

Uze you're bezt speling an punkchewashun too rezponnd too thiz thred

A-Rod makes more money than the entire Florida Marlins team.

In honor of April Fool's day, let's have a spicy, saucy, and downright dirty joke thread!

Delaware State Seal

Delaware State Flower

Holy Crap

Speaking of outting - he's my STREEEEEEATCH LIMOSINE!!!

Midlodemocrat lies - this is her in her vehicle that she drives everyday

Delaware swimming pool

You gotta admit, Google's being pretty creative this year.

Serious question about DVD recorders...

There's a very nervous beagle under my bed.

The BlueIris Semi-Nightly Poetry Break, 4/1/08

The RetroLounge Daily Poem Thread (Tue 4/1/2008)

It's our eighth wedding anniversary today!

I want to own Baba Wawa.

Hi, I'm a newb.

I have to take the cat to the vet today for a check-up

What should I wear for a "Latin dance class"?

Yet another Picture Thread ( i apologize but i am very excited to present my niece)

The inspiration for my screen name

Men or Women, Long hair or short

My city is losing a beautiful landmark

My SO's dad just died.......

Read the whole ad!

If women go thru menopause, do men go thru womenopause?

I just found out where kittehs come from

Do you like dogs?

Canary in the Coal Mine

Am I the only one who hates April's Fools Day on DU?

I went to a 2:00 interview today. I had the time wrong: it was at 1:00.

PARCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why are my group study sessions always such a source of hilarity?

HI need some 'puter help!!!

I just begged someone to put me on ignore.

Quaker Mini Delights

Ever notice how many cartoon characters are thinly veiled versions of Paul Lynde?

This was a crossover television episode I couldn't understand

Thank you to the DUer who gave me a star!

..........

nirvana reuniting....with courtney love at the helm

I was at a funeral today.

I have an excellent view where I live ---

Update on my Mom and thank you...

Am I getting screwed by the mechanic?

Nice doggie!

What the...?

Delaware State Bird

Bada

I'm losing my beloved dogwood tree! Tell me what I should replace it with!

Chicken Broccoli Alfredo Pizza .... o.m.g. ....

Political Speculation About Al Gore More Important to Media Than His Mission

Two and a Half Men

It's 39 degrees in Duluth! Time for tube tops and shorts!

Is it just me or is GDP a little tamer today?

My hands smell like Madonna and Cher.

I was just watching TV...

self-deleted

I really can't stand the people I work with.

I really can't stand the people I work with.

Is Robb a dingbat?

Queenie the elephant just died

BoooSH BOOOOOOed Video Pulled From YouTube

Post your favorite music video from You Tube.

One of my good co-workers just quit over a bad April Fools joke.

Oh dear. I'm afraid I rather "lost it" elsewhere on the forum.

Hmm. I need to find a "big whoop" smilie

JGD's BF told me that she's unavailable this afternoon for some reason

CLINTON BACKER: Obama will WIN

I just found out I am stagnant!

Ras: Obama about to overtake Hillary in PA

******Heads Up: Obama In Scranton, PA Now Live******

Tonight my brother, the republican, informed me he's voting for Obama.

My hands smell like Mandarin and Coriander.

Obama condemns homophobia in black community in historically black church.

Obama Found the GOLDEN TICKET!

MD Anderson Update

Clinton Backer: Obama will WIN!

How well do you think Obama will do in PA ?

getting old.....

What's for dinner?

I feel ganged up on today.

I feel ganged up on today.

Air America Born March 31, 2004

My first Lolcat

My friend just ended up with a rescue Pit Bull pup

AAR on WWRL update

Is this man HOT - or what??? ooooo baby . . .

I think I see a short cut

Advice/opinions please

So if you had a big serious announcement would you

The frickin' weatherman got me!

Do all women go through menopause?

I don't know my way around my own town. How embarrassing.

LynneSin is right. I don't drive a minivan. This is what I drive

Male DU'rs Would You Ever Have A Vasectomy?

Attention baseball fans! You heard it here first! The final standings for the 2008 season:

Penguins flying

Postcards for Pennsylvania-How I spent my day @ the Obama Office

Happy Birthday to my favorite April Fool, IzaSparrow!

The Bass Player Picture Thread

Today is my Birthday!

Does anyone have any "office supply fetishes"?

Just blistered some poblanos.

Fish Wars Revisited

Here you pevs go: a topless chick.

This Fundy chick I know is having sex with this guy and then she

Its Pick On LynneSin Day

Delaware's Largest Tourist Attraction

Pennsylvania's new Democrats could mean Obama Win

Posted --- Want Ads

Is adjunct professorshipat night a good way to start towards tenure?

I want to own a Wawa.

Why don't they have public restrooms just for pervs?

Toccata & Fugue in D minor

Colbert's call to donate to public schools through his Donors Choose page

I have disowned my ex-baby sister!

That's it - you guys all disgust me and I'm voting for John McCain. Ask me anything

Soooo....I'm thinking about going...to...church!!!

MSNBC - DELEGATE UPDATE: OBAMA WINS TX

Did anyone hear what Olbermann said about Mukasey saying before 9/11 "we knew.......

Confession time! What is your dirty little television secret?

Spin this!

I refuse to click on a thread that may be a joke. If you hate April Fools day check in here!

Ok NYC Du'ers... want to meet up Tuesday April 8 for dinner?

Obama raises Howard 'slur' with Rudd

Moqtada Al-Sadr asserts dominance, embarrasses Maliki and U.S.

IBM temporarily barred from seeking U.S. government contracts

Steris cutting jobs to save $30 million a year

North American Union & VCHIP Truth

(80 page) Report rips mine regulators for disaster (Crandall Canyon mine, where nine people died )

'Stop Stop Stop' sealer screams to coast guard as boat capsizes and sinks

Joe Lieberman will be VP on BOTH Clinton and McCain 2008 tickets

Kremlin Orders 3,200 Mice. No One Knows Why

Kremlin Orders 3,200 Mice. No One Knows Why

Supreme Court backs Del. in river dispute, says state can block N.J. LNG pier

Some U.S. homes worth less than their copper pipes

Demands for crackdown on biofuels scam

Lula's administration most popular since 1990 in Brazil

'Ecuador incursion' into Colombia

Wheeling-Pitt will close Pa. mill, idle parts of Ohio operation

Film Director Jules Dassin Dies

Lula hails role of Venezulan investments in fighting poverty (in Brazil)

Bill Clinton won't be welcome at First Ladies Library

Pentagon balked on gay partner travel

USA 2008: The Great Depression

A possible FISA compromise?

Gates says Iraqi army appears to have performed well

Fighting for Every Texas Delegate

British defense secretary to delay planned withdrawal of UK troops from Iraq

Stalled housing bill moves forward in Senate

Members of Russian cult slowly emerge

Speaker Pelosi calls on Bush to boycott Olympic opening ceremonies

Economist‘s Hog Price Forecast Not Good

DOJ Sues Wal-Mart For Not Rehiring Air Force Veteran

As an April Fools joke, Clinton challenges Obama to a bowl-off

We are still with the dollar: Mohammed (Ruler of Dubai)

Hawaii Legislature Passes Employee Free Choice Measure

Congress has big questions for Big Oil

Cops: 3rd-graders Aimed To Hurt Teacher

NY City Council passes congestion toll plan

Colombia: Medical mission for hostages OK'd

Congress grills oil execs on record pump prices

Ecuador sues Colombia in world court

IRS making sure your rebate gets spent

Michigan delegate compromise offered

Iraq PM proclaims Basra assaults 'a success'

Lobbyists, Small Banks Attack Plan For Markets

'Vampire' hotel bomber from California dies after growing ill in Bolivian prison

Mugabe said to be negotiating possible exit

Picasso Found in British Bedroom

Scientist: CDC Bosses Ignored Warning

American Airlines Union: No exec bonuses (19,000 members)

Colombia sitting on big oil reserves

Latest results show virtual tie in Zimbabwe election

UBS Will Write Down $19 Billion

Polls: McCain strong in key Dem states

3rd-Graders Accused Of Plot To Hurt Teacher

(Rev) Wright honored in Chicago

Gallup Poll: Iran, Iraq, China top US enemies

Democrat Pelosi urges end to race

Crocker wants 'honest discussion' on Iraq

Iraqi Casualties at Highest Level since August

Cuyahoga County Won't Prosecute Voters Who Switched Parties (OH)

Strike hits Nike Vietnam factory

Minister: The US is blocking shipment of weapon parts to Venezuela

Stock Market Watch: Tuesday, April 1, 2008

FAA issues landing gear alert: report

Report: Army failed to perform tests on body armor

Feds to bypass laws to build border fence

Congress grills oil execs on high prices

G.A.O. Report Points to Rise in Cost Overruns at Pentagon

Castro Reforms: DVDs, Farms for Cubans

US doctors support universal health care - survey

US Auto Sales Fall in March

No peace in Basra despite Sadr call

YouTube Partner's Guild on STRIKE!!

TYT Break Down Bush Getting Booed On Opening Day

Spring Break Primary - Mo Rocca

Olbermann: Worst Persons 3/31 - Ed Rendell, Wal-Mart Day 3

Vlogger: A Revolutionary Act On Progressive On-line Activism: DU Help!

Olbermann: Bushed! 3/31 - Iraq/911-Gate, Mukasey-Gate, Mortgage-Gate

Al Gore Interview '60 Minutes' 3/30 (w/ Lesley Stahl) PT. 1

Al Gore Interview '60 Minutes' 3/30 (w/ Lesley Stahl) PT. 2

Character Matters..

BREAKING: Democrats Vote To Impeach Bush!!!!

Great Moments in Presidential Speeches I

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann Encourages "Illegal Activity"

FLASHBACK: Obama for Congress 2000 Radio Ads

Barack Obama on community organizing

Col. Janis Karpinski describes Saddam's imprisonment

Who Is Iraq's "Firebrand Cleric"?

Josh Marshall's TPMtv blooper reel for April 1

Ukrainians protest Bush visit.

With Increased Iraq Violence, McCain Limits Baghdad Shopping to 'On-Line'

Ronald Reagan on What's My Line

A Prebuttal to Petraeus

32,000 American cosignatures on complaint against McCain delivered to FEC

Olbermann: Sen. Hagel & Reality on Ground in Iraq - 3/31

Mukasey Said WHAT?!

PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH GETS BOO'D BY FANS AT A BASEBALL GAME

John McCain: Strategy for Victory in Iraq - Add More Troops

Will Bill Clinton's Latest Race-Baiting Land Him in 'Deep Water'

Contrary to Reports, Nationals Fans Weren't 'Booing' Bush

Iranian who brokered Iraqi peace is on U.S. terrorist watch list

No One is Leading

Corporate Crime

Mark Benjamin: McCain's Vietnam obsession

Bill Clinton’s 'Affirmative Action' Plan for Campaign: 'Amend It, Don't End It'

New John McStain ad. WTFBBQ

TYT: The United States Tortures Innocent People (Work-Safe Video)

Ring the Alarm: An Interview with R.E.M.'s Michael Stipe

Suicide is Good Business By erik mouse

Fed Debt Usury Plan; or FeD UP: By Mike Folkerth

TYT: 'We Don't Know What The Hell We're Doing In Iraq'

Spilling Over the Banks (my thoughts)

Comment from Robert65 on Penn. blog.....

Iraq offensive backfires, strengthening radical cleric - USA today

CPR just got easier...

Barack Obama on ending the War - watch how he praises, then dismisses, McCain

Cops Come Between Dick Cheney and Justice in Lexington, KY

The Daily Show Was Right: Iraq Really IS Like a Bar Mitzvah

In These Times: Secular Jews and the ‘Jewish State’

Clinton claims Obama wants to prevent NC from voting (?)

Tricky Votes Loom For 3 Candidates: Lawmakers Aim to Make Campaign Trail Slippery

Flying Spaghetti Monster statue installed on courthouse lawn

Another Wave of H-1Bs on the Way

Nora Ephron / Hooked on Hillary

USA 2008: The Great Depression

Trying to Shove Hillary Aside (commentary by Marie Cocco)

With the Internet Comes New Political 'Clickocracy': "'We the people' takes on a whole new meaning."

CIA enlists Google's help for spy work

The Today Show: Barack Obama and Ann Curry

I'm F*cking Obama - Hillary Clinton feat. Sarah Silverman

True Confessions of a Superdelegate

The ONE Prediction St. McCain DID Get Right

USA 2008: The Great Depression

Stocks Surge as Wall St. Hopes Financial Woes May Be Easing

The Bankrupting of America By Deb Della Piana

Privatization: The Key to the Coming Solar Age

NYT book review, The Bin Ladens: "Freudian family dynamics....bizarre connections"

US Treasury plan shields Wall Street speculators

Int. Herald Tribune: U.S. fails to halt Emirates' dangerous trade

Time Magazine: How Moqtada al-Sadr Won in Basra

Eugene Robinson: Consider Iraq Defined

Things That Go Bump in My Night

The Welfare King of the 21st Century by Dean Baker

Intelligence Director McConnell is cast as a lobbyist

Daddy Issues, War Lust in Oliver Stone's 'W'

Denouncing and Renouncing

Bill Hicks - American Politics

Laptop, complete with Vista attack code, listed on eBay

Governor Bill Richardson: Loyalty to My Country

Pat Buchanan actually makes sense

The Beatification of Daniel Pearl

Regime Change: An American Addiction

Venezuelan Media Terrorism Conference Denounces Negative Role of Private Media

Hillary thanks us for another $3 million... and so much more!

Dennis Kucinich war on error

Hillary Clinton's NAFTA Story Exposed

DoD plan would allow sabbaticals up to 3 years

Man admits killing Iraq war vet

Gates: Violence won’t change pullout plan

New VA benefits handbook available

Sailor killed in Iraq awarded Medal of Honor

Northrop gets LPD help from General Dynamics

Special operations increase possible for Iraq

End of ERGM spotlights other future guns

Supreme Court asked to review Navy sonar case

Sonar restrictions frustrate fleet

400 Navy customs inspectors deploy

Airman found dead in woods near Ramstein

Two named to top Air Force spots in AfriCom

Cyber Command HQ decision delayed again

Boost conservation-program funding; help workers enjoy the outdoors

The Alliance for Climate Protection (nonprofit, nonpartisan effort founded by Al Gore)

Solar Power Purchase Agreements

Britain seeks loophole in EU green energy targets

Demands for crackdown on biofuels scam

How Conservatives Have Duped Us in the Global Warming Fight

New Rule Lets Builders ‘Bank’ Efforts to Restore Wetlands

New England startup seeks to tap the Mississippi for power

'Stop Stop Stop' sealer screams to coast guard as boat capsizes and sinks

Cover-Up Continues: DFO Restricting Journalists and Seal Hunt Observers Access to Today’s Seal Hunt

Keesler to replace cancer treatment center

Sunni residents of Saydiyah grateful U.S. presence helps keep lid on violence

2,000 26th MEU Marines training at Pickett

$1M in F-22A damage blamed on faulty guidance

Servicemembers to see COLA jump 6 points at most locations in Japan

Shootings shake neighborhood’s fragile peace

Deploying troops leave nearly 500 cars behind

Gitmo Prisoner Charged in ’98 Embassy Attack

Green Zone Comes Under Fresh Attacks

General Defends Gitmo Trial Process

Mullen Talks Iraq Tours at Bragg

Afghans Want Fewer NATO Troops

2 detained near Picatinny Arsenal over photos

Pentagon: Colleges must hand over names

Biofuels in perspective

Joseph Romm on Climate Change and Peak Oil

A proposal to run solar cells at night.

Yotun

Union says United Air mechanics vote to become Teamsters

UFW Releases Wine at Delegates Convention (union wages and health benefits to their workers)

Boost conservation-program funding; help workers enjoy the outdoors

Change To Win Testifies Before Congress on Dangerous Patterns of Abuse by Large Corporate Employers

Tune in Tomorrow: Telemundo Spotlights Construction Worker Safety

The Beer Store reaches tentative labour agreement with UFCW Local 12R24 (6,000 employees)

Security guards at Kaiser hospitals to strike

Woot! - Houston Nurses Vote For Union

Today in labor history

Need opinions about working on Holiday....

Bienvenido a la edición en idioma español del sitio web de la UAW

Long-expected layoffs begin at W.Va. steel mill

Strike hits Nike Vietnam factory (20,000, one of the biggest private employers in Vietnam)

13,000 Delta Air Lines Flight Attendants Get Date to Vote on Union

Manufacturing, Construction Weaken

Union files five ballot initiatives (in response to an anti-union "right-to-work" initiative)

Tropicana security workers put off union vote (company has no official owner)

Pa. Last Big Dem Battleground for Unions (Clinton vs Obama)

Starbucks defends policy on tips

Construction Worker Deaths on the Strip

Crandall mine disaster: Labor audit confirms families' fears

It's time to rein in the Fed

If It's Not Dead on Arrival, Someone Should Shoot It Quick

{Swiss bank} UBS doubles sub-prime writedowns {$37Bn} (BBC)

Wagging The Dog

Economist‘s Hog Price Forecast Not Good

Unemployment Figures

Today is my 20th anniversary...

North Carolina LGBT Voters, Bev Perdue or Richard Moore?

Hit Me Like A Ton of Bricks, this O.P.

Anti-gays to converge on Oklahoma capitol in support of Rep. Sally Kern

It still mystifies me...

Does this guy have ANY non-homophobic Religious Supporters???

Gay Couple Attends Scottsboro, Alabama (Yes, I Said Alabama) High School Prom

Time to post a reminder of who's running the Miami based "press" organization, IAPA:

Spain extradites 'Dirty War' officer to Argentina

FACTBOX-Mexico energy reform debate

'Education revolution' falls short in Mexico (the neo-cons educational fiasco)

The Ravaging Effects of Capitalism on My Hometowns

Lula's administration most popular since 1990 in Brazil

Lula hails role of Venezulan investments in fighting poverty

RIGHTS-PERU: Fujimori Rewarded Death Squad

'Ecuador incursion' into Colombia

Lula's administration most popular since 1990 in Brazil

Lula hails role of Venezulan investments in fighting poverty (in Brazil)

Colombia: Medical mission for hostages OK'd

US Firm Blocks Access from Europe to Progressive Web Sites

Prison shortage mars Palestinian security campaign

WHO: Israel turning away sick Gazans, who die in 'avoidable tragedies'

Poll: Israel Isn't Top Priority For US Voters, Including Jews

In Gaza, Hamas’s Insults to Jews Complicate Peace

Karen Thurman "Show Me The Money$!"

Make sure you check out Biden's website today.... he changed pics

I can't find the SFRC Iraq hearings on C-Span.

The Twins are undefeated.

Roddick engaged to SI swimsuit model

Gagne...............Give back that win!!!!!

Elite XC Strikeforce video: Frank Shamrock vs Cung Le

About those sacred baseball "shrines"......

Astrologer predicts the outcome of the 2008 Presidential election

Michelle Whitedove predicts the presidential election

UFO skeptics

Yoga visionary and astrologer predicts the 2008 Election results, amid UFO landings

Rick DiClemente's April Starself Astrology Newsletter

(Official?) Democratic Presidential Candidate Predictions Thread

Margot the Marakkech Mystic Predicts Democratic Candidates' chances against McCain

Neptune, Mars and June 1st

Researchers report reversal of liver cirrhosis in rats

The things you learn as a translator...

Astragalus Root

Super Sonic Exit?

Hyacinth

Most Docs Favor National Health Insurance

X-Post from GD: San Diego Measles Outbreak Shows The Effect of Vaccine Exemptions

<> I wasn't going to post a poll thread about contest themes, but...

Studio lighting workshop. With models!

Politcal and Religious concepts, a comparison.

An example of a prayer being answered.

Necklace is 'oldest in Americas'

QUB astronomers help find planets (BBC)

Scientists Want Your MacBook for Earthquake Detection

Amazing: Flying Penguins Captured by the BBC with video

Music File Compressed 1,000 Times Smaller than MP3

The Bill Of Rights

House bill to track guns

AB 2062: Permit required to purchase handgun ammo in California coming

Another Cox anti-gun "take"...

D.C. v Heller is not just a bad dream

Bush to Science: "Let's be friends"

Before the 2001 terrorist attacks, he said, "we knew that there had been a call

Bin Laden Took Part in 1986 Arms Deal

More evidence miliary hiring bloggers

Update on Mass Vets program

Michelle & Teresa in Pittsburgh

Just for your reading pleasure. My thoughts on what the blogs should be talking about:

Kerry's health care plan from 2004. Need help on this diary:

April Fools Day on rr.com

Sequoia and e-voting: The best government money can buy

The Creekside Declaration...

Election Reform, Fraud, & Related News, Tuesday 04/01/08

Under-Reported: New Holt Bill Says Election Outcomes Could Be Confirmed With Hand Counts

Does anyone know where to find a list of election fraud lawsuits?

Ely being sold?

The American Dream is to have and run one's own business and work their asses off?

So what happned in Collin County that had the convention going til Monday morning??

Heading to the State Convention in June? Good luck finding a room...

Kensington Expert Mouse Pro Track ball mouse will not move

Double-click issue

my computer is sounding an alarm bell ?

"With the Casey (D-PA) endorsement, who would bet against Obama taking PA? Only Diebold and ES&S."

Tarrant county convention

So today in GDP we learned that Obama...

I'm in for the Dinner

Andrea Mitchell~Baby Punishment Attack debunked Media Matters

My thoughts on the race at this moment:

So, how long does it take to receive Obama gear from his web-site store?

All work and no play...

You can really tell the Clinton supporter DU strike is over on GD-Politics

Marc Garneau on potential sale of MDA to the USA

Cadman Affair Redux?

Toronto Star: Ottawa advised not to lower flag for dead soldiers

Acceptance at Harvard tougher than ever

LOL! Rachel was just talking about her and Keith's "matching suits".

Keith is punishing the Rev and me.

Today is Rachel's birthday!

Keith BEAT Wal Mart....

Feel free to e-mail the governor, unless you've got child porn on that PC

KSAC, Talk City 1240 is toast!

Ok Children-time for attendance-Who voted????

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