GD = Rove Porn (are you getting your checks?
repost note:
When I wrote commercial porn for a number of 'gentlemen who prefer gentlemen publications,' I got $75 to $150 for each submission. Are you dem bashers doing as well? Or just giving KKKarl, uh, ‘cheap’ thrills???
Note: This (re)post (edited) is not recommended for the satire-impaired.
From my inbox:
Dear nostamj,
(Btw, What DOES that SN mean?)
I hope you’ll pass this note along to your friends in DU’s General Discussions Forum. (Please DON’T post in The Meeting Room... All that astrology! Recipes! And I have yet to see a Mallard Fillmore cartoon in your endless CARTOONS! ‘editions.’)
But I digress.
DU gets me HOT. Deaners hate Kerryites hate Gephers hate Kucinich and everybody hates Lieberman. And NOW.... the HYSTERIA over Clark. Oh, my corporatist stars! The Dems will NEVER get their act together. Sweet.
I print out a random DU/GD flamewar and spread the pages on a stripped mattress in my... uh, ‘think tank.’ I anoint myself, liberally–(uh, extensively!) with Crisco. (Note to self: e-JohnA re: need new case/oil.)
DU gets me HOT. And I have SO much free time! And I do love my quality time with DU. To know the democRATs are in utter disarray... I can focus on distraction. I can put Pinnochio on whatever puppet stage I want.
Who needs viagra? I have the unedited tapes of GWBush on the aircraft carrier! When you guys let me ‘down,’ there’s always that.
Oh............ That was a flush(ed) moment! (Note to self: underwear/buy/now!)
DU, You’re the best!
Karl R.
P.S. A Green/Dem thread right now would be SO great. (The ClarkCrap is getting tired, OK? Thanks!