GD = Rove Porn (are you getting your checks?

[nostamj]

GD = Rove Porn (are you getting your checks?

repost note:

When I wrote commercial porn for a number of 'gentlemen who prefer gentlemen publications,' I got $75 to $150 for each submission. Are you dem bashers doing as well? Or just giving KKKarl, uh, ‘cheap’ thrills???

Note: This (re)post (edited) is not recommended for the satire-impaired.

From my inbox:

Dear nostamj,

(Btw, What DOES that SN mean?)

I hope you’ll pass this note along to your friends in DU’s General Discussions Forum. (Please DON’T post in The Meeting Room... All that astrology! Recipes! And I have yet to see a Mallard Fillmore cartoon in your endless CARTOONS! ‘editions.’)

But I digress.

DU gets me HOT. Deaners hate Kerryites hate Gephers hate Kucinich and everybody hates Lieberman. And NOW.... the HYSTERIA over Clark. Oh, my corporatist stars! The Dems will NEVER get their act together. Sweet.

I print out a random DU/GD flamewar and spread the pages on a stripped mattress in my... uh, ‘think tank.’ I anoint myself, liberally–(uh, extensively!) with Crisco. (Note to self: e-JohnA re: need new case/oil.)

DU gets me HOT. And I have SO much free time! And I do love my quality time with DU. To know the democRATs are in utter disarray... I can focus on distraction. I can put Pinnochio on whatever puppet stage I want.

Who needs viagra? I have the unedited tapes of GWBush on the aircraft carrier! When you guys let me ‘down,’ there’s always that.

Oh............ That was a flush(ed) moment! (Note to self: underwear/buy/now!)

DU, You’re the best!

Karl R.

P.S. A Green/Dem thread right now would be SO great. (The ClarkCrap is getting tired, OK? Thanks!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Well you gotta hand it to democracy with a small d

How many minutes would a poster last on Freerepublic or Lucianne with a thread entitled " NEED HELP DIGGING UP BUSH DIRT" ? A nano-second?

The only thing that makes me wince is that I contribute money for that?

[JVS]

2. What did Freerepublic look like during the 2000 primary?

I can imagine fighting between McCain and Bush supporters.

[disgruntella]

5. Damn.

I contributed both money *and* time to that thread too. Life is meaningless.

[Name removed]

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[Generic Other]

4. How come Karl Rove sounds like

a duck named walden? Or have I just been in GD too long? Better go start another Clark thread. I only started one today! :)

[nostamj]

6. only one? shame for shame n/t

[nostamj]

7. oh my STARS

from GD to the Lounge and now, back in GD in duplicate!!!

thanks mods. it will still die but, i prefer it die here.