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Tue Apr-13-04 01:47 PM
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I just got back today from a little mini-vacation to the see parents and despite the fact that my body is in the office my head sure as hell isn't.
I should be working on a presentation I have to do next week. I should. But I'm not.
So...who wants to take a turn keeping me entertained? :)
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:48 PM
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:51 PM
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Ok. I didn't get enough sleep last night to decipher that one.
What got unzipped and what hit the floor, pray tell? :evilgrin:
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:53 PM
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10. I unzipped the pocket of my polar fleece. |
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A big bag of chocolate fell out. I was going to share.
What did you think it was?
No, never mind. NO SEX THREADS!
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:54 PM
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even better than sex threads. :)
GIMME!
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:06 PM
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:08 PM
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:38 PM
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:40 PM
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I've always thought green goes well with my hair and eyes. :)
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:53 PM
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for doing that before I did... she does realize the *thud* is from hitting the ceiling, not the floor, right? :)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:00 PM
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:18 PM
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34. are you smuggling cats across the border again? |
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:48 PM
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2. Heh...too bad you weren't in the office yesterday. |
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DU's downtime would have been the perfect time to get a bunch of stuff done at the office. I got tons of little piddly crap done yesterday. My desk looks a lot better, too. One pile done. :7
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:53 PM
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9. Oh no, it never works out like that |
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Instead I was at my mom's house doing laundry and hitting "refresh" over and over and over again. x(
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:55 PM
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I had the most productive day of my eight years at this office yesterday. I'm celebrating yesterday's productivity today! Might celebrate it tomorrow too...
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:48 PM
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I can't think of any fun stories at the moment.
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:54 PM
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13. You could always juggle... |
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:02 PM
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22. Bean bags and tennis balls |
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are all I know how to juggle. Sorry. :)
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:50 PM
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:52 PM
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7. Miscellaneous administration |
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Edited on Tue Apr-13-04 01:52 PM by VelmaD
At least that's how I enter it in my timekeeping every week. :)
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:57 PM
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19. 40 hours of "administrative" in one week |
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might look a little suspicious....
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:53 PM
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discovering bill clinton antics - theyll pay
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:50 PM
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:01 PM
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That was too much fun. I especially like the little strappy leather harness outfit. Hooboy. ;)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:04 PM
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24. You can make him all green and big like the Hulk |
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:52 PM
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Elderly couple on ocean cruise - she falls overboard - search party returns empty handed - captain promises to keep in touch with husband - weeks later husband gets fax "sorry to inform you we have found your wife drowned in the ocean - there is an oyster attached to her rear end with a $50.000 pearl - pls advise." Husband returned fax "send pearl - re bait trap and drop it back in"
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:55 PM
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that's mean...funny...but mean. :)
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:55 PM
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15. This occupied me for a long time yesterday |
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This guy is strangely addictive.
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Tue Apr-13-04 01:56 PM
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18. That was truly bizarre |
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:03 PM
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23. Ich kann Ihr unterhalten, schatz. |
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Mochte Ihr eine Deutsche Ubung? :-)
Man, it's tough typing German when you don't have umlauts.
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:07 PM
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Well well well, that woke my ass up. :)
Hey Ari. Please tell me you just asked if I wanted you to paddle me for the rest of the afternoon. ;)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:10 PM
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I told you I could entertain you, and asked you if you wanted a German lesson.
Do you want me to paddle you for the rest of the afternoon, or ask you for the rest of the afternoon? Your modifier wasn't dangling, but it was a little vague. B-) ;-)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:13 PM
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:P
*bends over*
I'm ready for my German lesson, silly boy. ;)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:15 PM
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Edited on Tue Apr-13-04 02:15 PM by Aristus
Can you endure a paddling AND play the Hitchhiker's Giude video game at the same time?
Aw, who cares?!?
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:16 PM
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as long as I don't try to do actual work too. Only so much multi-tasking I can manage.
If you do your job right, I should get my ass kicked on that game. :)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:19 PM
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your ass has other things to worry about right now.
Holts maul, Fraulein!
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:19 PM
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Oooh...am I getting "mauled"? Woohoo!
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:21 PM
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shut up! You're being paddled. You must obey! :spank:
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:24 PM
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40. Wow...the Germans really make their language work... |
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all that in just 3 words. ;)
Shutting up now. :)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:27 PM
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No. Holts maul by itself means shut up. The Germans do make some awfully long words though by stringing a bunch of them together. You can have a whole converstion in like five or six very long words!
Now, BENT OAFER!!!!
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Are you entertained yet?
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:29 PM
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on what answer will ensure that you keep paddling and yelling at me in German. :)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:32 PM
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45. You're good for a little while longer just for calling me 'Ari.' |
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I'm surprised at you. I'm a liberal Democrat, and you paste me with the name of that lying sack of shit? Watch what you do, and watch what you say.........
B-)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:34 PM
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46. Oh GAWD I am SO sorry... |
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I didn't even think about that. Eep. *bats eyelashes and grovels prettily*
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:38 PM
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47. Aw, I'm a sucker for pretty grovelling. |
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:39 PM
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When I'm a bad girl...I get paddled.
When I'm a good girl...I get paddled.
I'm not seeing a down-side to this AT ALL. :)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:40 PM
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51. Nobody is staring into your cubicle, I hope. |
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That could be bad.
I could do this all day. :-)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:43 PM
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54. And what have you been doing... |
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to develop that kind of stamina in your wrists? ;)
Oh, I am without adult supervision today...boss is on vacation til Thursday. Woohoo!
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:45 PM
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56. Surgery, that's what. |
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Dirty minded, you. ;-)
And taking blood pressure, and pulse, and temperature. All in a day's work.
Are you talking again?????
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:47 PM
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is a terrible thing to waste.
And of course I'm talking. Whatcha gonna do about it? :P
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:49 PM
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"Holts maul!" and paddle you some more. Haven't you learned your lesson yet?
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:51 PM
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I'm kinda slow. Could take a while. :)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:53 PM
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I'm getting tired.
And this kind of thing is not its own reward, you know. :-)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:54 PM
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63. Oh well, you can take a break... |
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I have to go to a "team meeting". :eyes:
I'll be back after a bit and we can discuss the appropriate reward for all your hard work. ;)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:57 PM
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Tue Apr-13-04 03:38 PM
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and grumpy. The meeting was short. But I went up to the 5th floor to get something out of the vending machine adn it ATE my money. *grump* x(
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Tue Apr-13-04 03:47 PM
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67. Aw, I'm sorry, sweetie. |
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Tue Apr-13-04 03:51 PM
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One of my co-workers brough cupcakes and was just waiting til this afternoon to bring them out. WOOHOO! Mmm...cupcakes.
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Tue Apr-13-04 03:52 PM
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I still haven't received my reward, you know. ;-)
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Tue Apr-13-04 03:58 PM
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lick the frosting off various body parts you aren't gonna start calling me "Cupcake", are ya? ;)
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Tue Apr-13-04 04:10 PM
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the Moderators would probably call us both names we wouldn't like. :+
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Tue Apr-13-04 04:13 PM
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72. Wouldn't be the worst thing... |
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I had been called around here. :)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:42 PM
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53. "Halt's Maul!" is the correct phrase, I think |
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I've retained that because it was shouted at me excessively by my German instructor.
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:46 PM
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57. Mine always shouted "Hor doch AUF!" |
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:53 PM
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62. Oh, yeah, I remember that one. Mine used "Halt den Mund!" the most |
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Another "Shut your mouth!"
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:05 PM
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25. Why not visit the Douglas Adams website |
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and play the text-only adventure game of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy from the early '80s. OK. You have to be beyond bored, but there you go. http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:12 PM
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I remember that game from forever ago. Hard as hell. So far I'm awake and upright and can't see a damn thing. :)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:20 PM
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I was so excited about text-only adventures I double posted! |
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:20 PM
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37. I think you have to get out of bed, open your eyes |
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get your robe, check the pocket, take the analgesic and other stuff and get out of the house asap, before they knock it down. That's all I remember. Of course, you could just google a full solution if you wanted to cheat.
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:24 PM
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39. always good for a few hours of entertainment |
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:25 PM
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I love it.
My momma and I actually sat and popped bubblewrap yesterday morning. :)
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:28 PM
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43. manic mode is the best |
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reminds me of when you twist the bubble wrap on its self and pop loads of them at once.....now if I can only put that on my cell phone or palm to play with while on the subway....
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:41 PM
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they are very cute. That should entertain you for a little while:) http://www.angelfire.com/ex2/throughthelens/myangels.html
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Tue Apr-13-04 02:44 PM
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I like your animated kitties too. :)
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